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@mrsunshinebaby Even the beavers have had enough singh shit!

🚨 BREAKING: This beaver, a Canadian patriot, just attacked an Indian family. Then the Indian family proceeded to KICK the beaver.

@AnkushKaus6354 @nickshirleyy @Tollon1987 Kids smart and does good but frontal lobe still not fully developed.

“I was in china and they didnt let me document their plan against US” “I was in Russia and they didnt let me document their military strategy” Bro..Cuba isnt a friendly country of US..how hard is it to understand 🤦🏻‍♂️ US openly threatening to take over Cuba and you want them to be friendly with you and record anything you want?

🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba... I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down. Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned. The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.

@yegwave Hmmm I singh you know.

Scene of robbery at Gold Star Jewellers in Bonnie Doon Mall Monday, April 27 at 3 p.m. Suspects stole around a quarter million dollars worth of jewellery before fleeing in a black Jeep with a stolen licence plate. Items taken included Sky Stars duplicate pendants, custom name pendants, and other jewellery. A $5,000 reward is being offered for information leading to those responsible.

@MrBeast What’s a tweet?

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@OilAcumen @storage_che @BigFlamesGuy Hey, both teams suck major fking cock. How about that?

@storage_che @BigFlamesGuy I’m gonna choose to believe you mean that sincerely lol. Honestly the second one hurt less. Both hurt less than being mid

Soooo Connor McDavid, the presumed best player in the world, lost back to back Stanley Cups to a team that couldn’t even make the playoffs this season, and then got knocked out by the Anaheim Ducks the following season. lol

@CollinRugg Why give this crazy b!tch any recognition at all?

NEW: Woman screams "I love you" and has to be helped out of prison after her husband was executed in Texas for killing two people. James Broadnax's wife, British law graduate Tiana Krasniqi, reportedly screamed and banged against the window as he was executed. She reportedly began a relationship with Broadnax after writing to him while he was in prison. Krasniqi claims her husband, whom she married just a few weeks ago, did not commit the crimes; however, prosecutors say he admitted to the killings in jailhouse interviews. Broadnax was convicted of killing two men during a robbery in Dallas, Texas, in 2008. "They killed my husband," Krasniqi said. "My husband suffered so bad from the lethal injection that he had a nosebleed and bruising on his neck. The families laughed as they watched. Is that justice?" She is now threatening to "expose everyone."

@dispatch_fox @mrbgilson @JasonLavigneAB Meh, that’s alright. Imagine what would happen if the separatist list was released and the crazies had that.

@mrbgilson @JasonLavigneAB Makes sense. I hope the investigations wrap up quick. The NDP and everyone against freedom are going to twist this to no end.

UPDATE: Elections Alberta has named the Republican Party of Alberta as the alleged source for some or all of the data being used by The Centurion Project. In earlier posts, I was using information I received directly from two sources that contradicted the statement by Thomas Lukaszuk. In light of this new information released by Elections Alberta and provided to the court this morning, I retract my statement that Thomas Lukaszuk is lying, instead I will say his statements are unproven. This is a developing situation and there is an active investigation. Everyone should be presumed innocent until proven guilty.

@the_pauls_pizza Paul brings out the best in people!

@OnesieXx @CuminReglisse @BenBankas And you have access to the internet? Fk.

@Brad_Fernandes @CuminReglisse @BenBankas Brad, the comedian posted this edit

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@CuminReglisse @BenBankas Ty

@Brad_Fernandes @BenBankas Yeah you look like a very smart dude Brad

@nenshi Math is hard 🫠

Life is becoming too expensive for many Albertans to cover the day-to-day cost of living. We've proposed real solutions like raising the minimum wage, addressing shrinkflation, and cutting the gas tax. And the UCP still refuses to help.

@CuminReglisse @BenBankas That’s what you think because you’re watching a horrible edit. And you’re one of those half brain morons who can’t think of the context that happened prior to this edit.

@Brad_Fernandes @BenBankas The only person triggered here is the comedian

@biazzarro That’s math, correct!

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

@anewego @MarioNawfal Anything for engagement.

@MarioNawfal No they haven't. Not yet. No Raptor 3 engines have taken "flight" yet. All test flights do far have been raptor 2s. The next test flight will feature raptor 3. Let's get this right Mario, cmon.

🇺🇸 SpaceX just flew an engine so advanced, only 2 other organizations in history ever built one. The Soviet Union tried, the US barely demoed it, but SpaceX actually flew it. Raptor 3 hits 350 bar chamber pressure, a world record, and shaved 10+ tons by eliminating heat shields, fire suppression systems, and basically anything that wasn't absolutely necessary. Pure confidence in engineering. "Raptor 3 is engineering art." Definitely. Source: AstroMind Hub YT, @elonmusk, @SpaceX

@bryan_johnson Disliked for “Incorrect or misleading” no way Bryan is handling a 1% vagina.

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@elonmusk When Starship?

Falcon Heavy

@WallStreetApes @elonmusk @RobertKennedyJr

These are viral squishy dumplings that have exploded in popularity with kids and adults The smell is very strong. If you put them in a bag with a VOC meter, it reads a 6.8 🚨 This is an extremely serious levels. This means the fumes are more toxic than a can of paint This is a children's toy meant for kids that are ages 3+ I looked it up and found these toys test so high, they’ve actually concluded they can do significant harm to little kids These Chinese-made squishies are made from polyurethane foam, notorious for off-gassing VOCs like dimethylformamide, toluene, styrene, and others Studies in Korea, the EU and Norway have found some squishies emit extremely high levels with risk assessments showing health concerns for young children But they’re being sold in America, Canada and all over the world

@GfedGoCrazy The wolves went to overtime?

How fast can I get from an NHL playoff game to an NBA playoff game?

@JoshWest247 @robotaxi Wife 🫠

Failed Robotaxi ride in 91° heat. I LOVE Tesla @Robotaxi and tonight is date night and I was SO EXCITED to take my Wife on an Unsupervised Robotaxi ride for drinks and dinner in Austin. I hailed the ride after “High Service Demand” cleared after ~15mins of trying. A red Model Y shows up with zero Robotaxi markings on it and a guy driving in the front seat. I was immediately let down but we had already waited so long and we needed to reach out destination so we got in. His hands were on the wheel the whole time and it felt like it was last year when the program was just starting. The Supervisor was nice but the ride went sideways. We tried to go to Zanzibar in Austin but the car drove right by the entrance and took us ~a 1/4 mile way out of the way to a residential apartment building. We asked the supervisor what was going on and he called Support and told us to press the support button. Support came on the line and said there was nothing they could do. We had to walk in the 91° heat. We were dressed in nice clothes and shoes not made for walking. My Wife was NOT impressed. I was embarrassed as I had talked up the service so much. On our walk to our destination, we witnessed a Waymo dropping off a rider in the place that we should have been dropped off. Additionally, when we arrived at our destination, hot and sweaty, we saw that there was plenty of room to drop us off. Very frustrating. The best part is, we paid for this experience.