Cody

If I don’t get a hole in one by the time I shutter, golf will have officially beaten me.

God I hope I am wrong about Chayka

@BoltsJolts I’d eat you alive in a cage

@BradyBumps I regret to inform you…

I absolutely HATE when they start the next round before the prior round is finished.

How the fuck is this info getting out? This team is a circus

I can’t get over this play. It’s one of the smartest, intuitive defensive plays I’ve ever seen.

@BrianKirschner_ Where Zurich odds

Where valspar odds

@tomandmartys Apologies for not reaching out sooner, my condolences for the Cam Young honey pot 🍯. He will get it done some day, and it will be glorious. Till then, we continue to fight the good fight. Winner without Scheffler: - Cantlay +2050 - Morikawa +1950 - Spieth +3100 Bumps.

If I’m Rolapp I make up whatever silly rule is needed to get Rahm and Bryson back, a la Brooks. Any previous Tour winners I give them the Patty Reed pathway back via dpwt or Korn Ferry. Any of the young guys, you’re on your own, no punishment, but Q school it is.

Are you fucking kidding me

Just watched a UFL game end in OT due to a penalty flag, no score just a penalty flag. Idk how that happens

I have things to say

Rory won, there's maybe a 5% chance he blows this. If he does he's far more evil than any of us (myself included) anticipated, and would be paying for his atrocities as a human being. But I just don't see it happening.

Gladu on January 11, 2026, “Really, the whole point of being an MP is to represent your constituents. So if they’re voting you in under one platform –for you to switch for whatever reasons, just seems to me to not be representing what you’re supposed to be there to represent. “We elected you under this banner, and if you don’t want to be under that banner, then we deserve a chance to have a redo.”

Reminder to never bet Hockey underdogs

Still no sense of physical urgency from William Nylander... Get up, man. Letting Easton Cowan fight your battles is certainly a choice. #Leafs

@LeafsPapi_ And Willy you’re a disgrace

Easton Cowan you’re a dog

Seen enough from Nylander, not a leader. Incredible talent, but someone I'm ok parting ways with while we #changetheculture

Most disrespectful thing I've ever seen

Leafs Nation, Toronto... This is noresponse.mp4 and it is my Mona Lisa.

it’s comforting to know that as rapidly as the world is changing, mo alie-cox will always be on the colts