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Child: Daddy, you shouldn’t drink alcohol.
Me: You know who else drank alcohol? Jesus.
Child: oh, okay
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President Camacho - 1st Governor of Greenland
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President Camacho - 1st Governor of Greenland
@BrawndoLabs
Sowellist. it’s got electrolytes! Happily wished into the cornfield. Hyperbole degrades credibility. Typos are accidentally on purpose.
Katılım Ocak 2016
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@emilymiller So it must have not happened
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1. A bullet is not a pellet.
2. A pellet comes from a shotgun.
3. A buckshot has multiple pellets.
4. Impossible for one pellet to hit at close range.
Did I miss anything?
State of the Union@CNNSOTU
JEANINE PIRRO: "We now can establish that a pellet that came from the buckshot, from the defendant's Mossberg pump-action shotgun, was intertwined with the fiber of the vest of the Secret Service officer." TAPPER: "So it's definitively his bullet?" PIRRO: "It is definitively his bullet."
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@patrickbetdavid Anthrax opening for Iron Maiden
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What's the best concert you've ever been to?
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@LibertyCappy Massive running as the Democrat?
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@PearlsFromMyrna But are they doing it in a racist way?
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It appears my varicose veins are gerrymandering.
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@jarvis_best Don’t worry, I misread that as “Satanist”
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@MrAndyNgo Oh she’s on her way to the Senate
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@gwillithumpthum @bonchieredstate It was higher during COVID
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The United States Supreme Court, in the eyes of America and the world.
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@GadSaad No, Jews drive suicidal empathy with their social marxist ideals.
Gad Saad, you need to understand that we will never forgive Jews for how you've tried to genocide us with mass migration. Never.
Your days in White nations are numbered.
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White progressive women drive Suicidal Empathy.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
This is the judge who just ruled in favor of an IsIamic city in Texas. Judge Amy Meachum.
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@GeneralMCNews Wait… she’s dated DC Draino, Joe Rogan, caught one of Elon’s “rocket babies” and has a second baby daddy? She must be exhausted at 27.
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BREAKING: Ashley St. Clair says her ex-boyfriend DC Draino started crying and throwing up before her dinner with Nick Fuentes.
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@WeaselHandyMan @BradWCAttorney The one sock is an interesting fashion choice
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the friends of weasel to @BradWCAttorney 4 figure workers comp pipeline is stronger #than ever.
AlphaFox@alphafox
Rarely am at a loss for how to caption something, but this is one of those moments: 😵
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@SaintRPh I’m still waiting for “Saturn Eating His Waffles” …
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Louisiana Life Magazine interviewed me and here’s the link to the article louisianalife.com/reality-with-a…
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@presbenfranklin @3YearLetterman Believe all men
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@CultureCrave @SteveKim323 Love his passion
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A man was arrested after trying to hide overnight inside a Best Buy to be first in line for a Pokémon card release
(via NBC LA)
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@jarvis_best @RonColeman Theatre kids will end western civilization
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The downside of Gawker being gone is that a lot of kids who would have become harmless bloggers are now big city mayors.
Brandi Kruse@BrandiKruse
INSANE. Seattle's Socialist Mayor responds to exodus of wealth from Washington state by saying "BYE" ... then laughing. We're doomed.
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January 6th. Alex Pretti. Renee Good. Etc etc etc etc. Bitch please.
The Drunk Republican@DrunkRepub
Libs will try to kill Trump 3 times and then be like “the country is more divided than ever under Trump” lmao
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