Brendan Stoetzer

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

⛳️🏌🏻‍♂️ 260 days until The Masters 😮‍💨

His second major title of the year! @XSchauffele has won @TheOpen 🏆

BREAKING: The Trump rally attendee who was murdered yesterday by Matthew Crooks has been identified as Corey Comperatore. A family member has released a statement on their Facebook page about the situation. Prayers up for Corey and his family.

This conspiracy theory that birds are actually government spy drones is … totally false

Why did no one tell me the greatest invention of all time was invented in Fargo

10 years ago today I was paralyzed… Everything changed. A reflection on life:

@whasup_doc Because people want $15 an hour minimum wage

@chamath $AUPH

Tell me what to buy tomorrow and if you convince me I’ll throw a few 100 k’s at it to start. Ride or die.

The DK Metcalf chase-down. Only, golf. @PReedGolf 🏃‍♂️⛳️ 😂

Life in the Midwest until someone eventually passes away twitter.com/midwest_debate…

As it gets colder midwesterners begin to point out driveways that will be “tough to get up in the winter”

@Vee83098678 @CBSNews Your profile pictures a plant.. stay in your lane

@CBSNews He also needs treatment or the antidote for “UGLY”can you help him out with that as well? 😷 👏👏👏👏👏

“The team and I are extremely happy with the progress the president has made”: Dr. Sean Conley provides an update on the president’s health from Walter Reed cbsn.ws/33pexNy

Tensions are already high in the NHL postseason 👀 (via @Canes)

@budlight @PardonMyTake Yessss pleaseee. #GritFridge #Sweepstakes

@jessann03 Wwooooaaahhh. Take it easyyyy..

People are shitting on guys with J names HOWEVER it has been my experience that B names are far worse

@budlight Send me a free case so I know our love is real

@urbanthoughts11 @avelezig @elonmusk “Hold my beer..”

1970: One more lane will fix it. 1980: One more lane will fix it. 1990: One more lane will fix it. 2000: One more lane will fix it. 2010: One more lane will fix it. 2020: ? via @avelezig

It’s nice to be important. But it’s more important to be nice. Smile today. Spread positivity. Give someone a Bud Light.