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Brer Faux

@BrerFaux

Humor/Satire. Lost over a decade to a TBI. Currently seeking fame and fortune here on X... and failing spectacularly!

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Brer Faux
Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
Disney has announced that Cynthia Erivo will be playing Rapunzel in their live action remake of Tangled.
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@data_republican Thune and Obama get their jollies laughing at us. "What are they gonna do - vote us out?"
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@Hunter_Eagleman Obama doesn't allow Thune to drink! Not with all he has on his plate, stopping our mandate.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@Sassafrass_84 Obama has already lost so many of his BFFs. And now we expect them to celebrate the destruction of their center for spreading terrorism and chaos throughout the world? C'mon…
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
The whole world is standing with Trump on Iran… Everyone except the Democrats in America. At this point, it’s not even surprising anymore. Democrats are anti American.
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Catturd ™@catturd2·
White House shooter was transferred to the hospital where he died.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@Rothmus Shacked up with some young Persian boys? He gets to keep them until the Strait is reopened.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@GuntherEagleman The shooter has been identified as a WHITE MALE, wearing a MAGA hat, according to our trusted sources at the SPLC. Please stay tuned as our Narrative evolves. Unless it turns out the shooter is trans again? Then we'll pretend this NEVER happened!
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
PREDICTION: The White House SH00TER voted Kamala Harris in the last election. Bookmark this.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
The shooter has been identified as a WHITE MALE, wearing a MAGA hat, according to our trusted sources at the SPLC. Please stay tuned as our Narrative evolves. Unless it turns out the shooter is trans again? Then we'll pretend this NEVER happened!
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@FBIDirectorKash The shooter has been identified as a WHITE MALE, wearing a MAGA hat, according to our trusted sources at the SPLC. Please stay tuned as our Narrative evolves. Unless it turns out the shooter is trans again? Then we'll pretend this NEVER happened!
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FBI Director Kash Patel
FBI Director Kash Patel@FBIDirectorKash·
FBI is on the scene and supporting Secret Service responding to shots fired near White House grounds - we will update the public as we’re able
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@GuntherEagleman The SPLC specifically ordered a WHITE male, wearing a MAGA hat, carrying a noose.
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Andrew Kolvet
Andrew Kolvet@AndrewKolvet·
UPDATE #2: @ChadPergram says a senior admin official told him that a gunman came up "near" the gate 17 and fired approximately three shots at the White House before Secret Service returned fire. The suspect's condition is unknown at this time and at least one innocent bystander was struck by a bullet. Note to future wrongdoers: The Secret Service has many more guns than you.
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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨SEN TUBERVILLE GOES OFF: Democrats should “shut the hell up” about President Trump’s plan to deliver $1.8 billion to victims of government weaponization. As Tuberville pointed out, these are the same people who spent $7 TRILLION with reckless abandon.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@HunterBiden Just keep fighting the good fight! And someday maybe your paintings might be worth millions of dollars? HA!!! You must be on crack! Who's your daddy?
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Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden·
Almost seven years clean and sober. Not a victory lap. Just a fact. To anyone in the fight right now: it gets quieter. Not easier. Quieter. In the quiet, you find out who you actually are. That’s the part they can’t take from you.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@atensnut And my paintings are worth millions of dollars ;)
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@DefiantLs This is exactly WHY California made free and fair elections illegal.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@GuntherEagleman That's a bigger audience than Colbert got combined throughout his entire worthless career.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@selinawangtv *No followers of Obama's Religion of Peace were harmed in the shooting of this video.
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Selina Wang@selinawangtv·
I was in the middle of taping on my iPhone for a social video from the White House North Lawn when we heard the shots. It sounded like dozens of gunshots. We were told to sprint to the press briefing room where we are holding now.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
Mostly Peaceful Celebrations Erupt Outside White House on Memorial Day Weekend – New York Times
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@GuntherEagleman Mostly Peaceful Celebrations Erupt Outside White House on Memorial Day Weekend – Washington Post
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Secret Service rushed press members on the North Lawn into the briefing room for safety. ABC reporter Selina Wang was in the middle of it all when filming live as the gunfire erupted.
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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 JUST IN: GUNSHOTS FIRED OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE NBC and ABC are reporting 20 to 30 shots heard near the White House. Keep Trump safe, there are violent Leftists everywhere.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@liz_churchill10 Imagine if the DOJ acted on any of it? Oh, that's right. Democrats are forever free to do whatever they like. While Conservatives get tossed in solitary, to be found guilty by a jury of Democrats' government employees. Democrat Party Justice
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Liz Churchill
Liz Churchill@liz_churchill10·
Tulsi Gabbard declassified some the most egregious acts ever committed by a U.S. President in American History… Her courageous service to her nation…and unwavering commitment to the truth…will always be remembered.
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Brer Faux@BrerFaux·
@RealSpitfire But then he'd lose his opportunity to whine about being repressed for being a hateful Muslim?
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