Brer Faux

Disney has announced that Cynthia Erivo will be playing Rapunzel in their live action remake of Tangled.

@Julie_X Yeah. That car in the background has one too many spokes. Definitely AI.

If you need a label to tell you a video is AI perhaps you are the problem. 🥴

@SteveLovesAmmo That was me on the bike. A few nicks and cuts, but overall… Hell is much worse than I thought. They even have X here.

Insane footage of a bridge collapsing in Brazil, December 2024.

@Yoda4ever You've got a girlfriend now, Punch. Playtime is over, buddy.

Punch being careful..🐒🐾😅

@historyinmemes I dunno? There's this dog out in the road. Been there a few days. Even the flies seem to be falling for it? No, wait… yeah, he's fine. What a rascal! Oops… did not see that coming. Apparently neither did he. Oh well?

This dog performs the most convincing “play dead” you’ll ever see.

@WesternLensman @GregWalker54506 By “patriotic”, he means they didn’t rat him out to their parents. Gay preachers really love their undocumented students.

James Talarico claims his illegal immigrant students were more patriotic than American-born ones: “I taught a lot of undocumented students. Those students tended to be my most patriotic students.” This is apparently the message he’s going with to Texas parents.

@alphafox Stupid is as stupid done did.

@BrerFaux Your on a roll tonight...

Do you have any real life ghost stories?

@Notwokenow I walked TWENTY MILES through the snow… No, wait. That was cocaine. I honestly don’t recall much of my childhood?

I once refused to eat my green beans for dinner as a child. Mom said, ok, go brush your teeth and go straight to bed. Relieved, I did just that. Next morning for breakfast, she uncovered those green beans from the night before. And that was that. I ate them. I hate them.

@alphafox I used to date the same girl. She always sat on my right. And guess which arm I’m missing? Bitch.

Having two arms is sometimes beneficial:

@Old_SchoolEddie Sorry. I’ll leave. But can I have some ice cream? Please?

I'm so old I can remember when children weren’t allowed to sit around, listen, and engage in grown folks' conversations.

@Tim_Walz Correction: The White House is cutting off $250 million of Democrat Party fraud while spending $200 billion to neuter their best friends.

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@JebraFaushay The doctor strongly recommended the fried peanut butter and banana sandwich 30 years ago. But did she listen?

Newest on the AARP tour of singers who should reconsider performing is beloved icon Blondie. She’s three quaaludes to the wind, just my opinion.

@DefiantLs Canada was kind enough to euthanize the suicidal shark.

People help a stranded great white shark in Florida

@peta Coming soon…

Chickens aren’t food.

National Geographic's Spring Break 2026

@Rothmus I tried to warn them? There's a casino right next door.

@Sadie_NC You try driving one of those things?

Leave the deliveries to the real people. Robot delivery fails. 🤣🤣🤣

@Yoda4ever Cuteness. Overload. Malfunction.

Little stretches..🐈🐾😍

@alphafox Vibecoders?

@BrerFaux Might want to reread that buddy lol

What to wear when dating an AI startup vibecoder: 😬

@WallStreetApes Democrats are now reporting a disturbing rise in Zombophobia.

American is at the Johnson County Sub-Courthouse in Texas She’s going through the pamphlets and it’s all the typical government information All except one…. “Think they know something we don't”