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Brian Anderson

@BrianAndo87

Evie, Louie, and Celtic! area 113

Dundee Katılım Mayıs 2011
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YFI 𝕏
YFI 𝕏@YFIHQ·
He's still got it 🙌
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Kevin Finnerty
Kevin Finnerty@timeimmemorial_·
driving around listening to the new afroman
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My husband has sex with my friend's husband. Both of them think we don't know but we do and decided we don't care. I think I should but he's stopped begging for blowjobs and sex, and does more housework. So I don't.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
During lockdown, my dickhead, condescending neighbour who thinks he's king of the street uncomfortably waddled up to my Ring doorbell one afternoon & asked if he have a spare toilet roll he can have. I apologised & said we were on our last few sheets ourselves. We had 36 rolls.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I just realized I'm old. I like making soup and watching birds outside. I'm a 43-year-old man.
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Went to take painkillers for a raging headache I had and accidentally took the dogs worming tablets. When I rang the vet to ask if I would be okay she said "uh you realise we're animal doctors? Maybe ring your actual doctor?" Now we have to change vet.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
In the weeks running up to my birthday I still get a thrill seeing Best before dates which match it when supermarket shopping. I'll be 47 this year
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I've been calling a guy at work a 'weapon' for the last few months as I thought it was a term of endearment like you think someone is dangerously good at their job, he's reported me to HR.
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Graham Spiers
Graham Spiers@GrahamSpiers·
FT Rangers 0-0 Celtic Much better from Rangers, though they fail to land a blow. Breathing space - much needed - for Russell Martin whose team did at least show fight. Celtic fans will feel their now familiar frustration at events - evident on Brendan Rodgers’ face at the end.
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Glasgow Airport ✈️
Glasgow Airport ✈️@GLA_Airport·
WIN a trip to the USA 🤩 We've teamed up with @Lufthansa to give you the chance to win return flights for two to the United States! To enter, all you have to do is like this post, comment which city you would choose, and who you'd take with you.
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Eugene
Eugene@eugeneh84·
Your fella after going to the Fontaines DC and Kneecap gig
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Brian Anderson
Brian Anderson@BrianAndo87·
Could u open the door please...
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Wife wants a joint account after 15 years, I don't. Nothing seedy, just don't want her finding out that every six months I take a day off from work without her knowing and have time to myself, go to the cinema have a pub lunch and chill. Keep me sane.
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Margaret Roberts
Margaret Roberts@BlowbackBook·
GLAD YOU ASKED Check out my new book BLOWBACK: The Untold Story of the FBI and the Oklahoma City Bombing. What if everything you know about America's deadliest domestic terror attack is wrong? What if a dark FBI truth connects OKC to the Boston Marathon bombing, the Gov. Whitmer kidnap plot, Jeffrey Epstein, and J6? My book turns the story inside out. Order your copy here amzn.to/46pFKkg
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Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

I need a good book recommendation.

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