Brian Eve 💙💛

#Spurs will win the **Carabo Cup. **The FA Cup. **The Premier League. **The Champions League. **Please delete when each event falls 😂😂😂

Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

Yes, you’re probably right in calling me a critic of Nigel Farage. But I have to admit one thing. And it pains me to say it: Farage is an honest & committed politician who is without doubt a man of his word. 👍

Tell Trump No. We saw him boast he didn't need Britain's help. The madman's lost control of a war he couldn't justify and doesn't know how to end. "Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks." bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckg1…

I can't believe that people still fall for this rubbish. North Sea oil costs ≈ $60+ to produce a barrel. Middle East oil costs ≈ $10-$20. The North Sea is known as a mature oil province — it's production peaked in 1999-2000 and has steadily declined ever since. Even if new drilling began, the production levels would fall and the costs would rise. It's an absolute non-starter. Reform UK know this, but they'll keep lying to you about it regardless. 🤦‍♂️

@RobertJenrick You and the rest of @reformparty_uk should unapologetically fuck off into the North Sea Everything you spout is bullshit #NigelMirage #ReformLies

It is economic lunacy to ignore our rich energy reserves. Reform will unapologetically drill in the North Sea for oil and gas. We’ll get bills down and bring back good jobs.

It now costs 6% more daily to travel on TfL than it did in 2025 and 35% more since 2021 Another fact: TfL is the most expensive transport system in the world.

Fuel industry is already price gouging in the UK, ramping up prices for petrol(+7p a litre), diesel(16p) and heating oil(doubled) that was ready for sale in the country. Hammer the profiteers. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

This is why I like Trump - he thinks war is a game. Presumably with bonus points for killing schoolgirls.

Jill came across a shoplifter in the village shop yesterday. She hid a huge muffin under her coat & then stuffed moist baps down her trousers. When challenged this deranged woman told Jill to frack off & called her a blob. Simple Sally chased her off with a mop & a blow torch. 😱

Remembering the Angels of Dunblane and their teacher on the 30th anniversary of that tragic day. Thoughts, love and prayers to their families, friends and everybody affected. #Dunblane #DunblaneMassacre #30Years @allontheboard

Farage has been campaigning this week to bring back handgun ownership in UK, he has obviously forgotten the reason they were banned. Exactly 30 years ago today these children went to school in Dunblane, Scotland and never went home again.

Nigel Farage has said that the handgun ban in the UK is ridiculous. The ban was introduced after the tragedy of Dunblane. His comments are a disgrace and an insult to all those who lost their lives at Dunblane. The ban must never be reversed.

“With major wars underway in both Europe and the Middle East, we asked a hundred people what was currently worrying them the most. You said:beavers on fivers.”

Say what you like about globalisation but kudos to Oakeshott for earning a living by opining about Islam in the country she chooses not to live in from the Muslim majority country where Islam is the official religion where she does. Bonus points for the regime propaganda. 10/10

We are still short of people to stand as Reform candidates in the local elections, so if you are a racist, an ex-con, a horrible twat or even just a bit thick and gullible, we'd like to hear from you.

All because Donald Trump rapes children.

"Deadly" accurate.

@TiceRichard To increase counterfeit resilience and because 60% of people in a public consultation said they'd like to see nature represented. But you knew that already, you naughty little shit-stirrer.