Perks

@Princesspoll7 Where did you get the underwear from? I neeeeed to buy some for a friend haha

@_jfly_ @PintsO_Guinness @RichardJSimmons Just a horny guinness lover 🤷🏼‍♀️

@RugbyInsideLine No sound where I am, what were the mitigating factors? Looked like a red!

That’s a red…

@BenKay5 Unless it's 2003 in extra time and you've had to leave the game to drive to the game you're playing that day. Radio reception was patchy at best in cornwall and we had no idea what was happening haha

Absolute privilege to work with this bloke - probably not enough for some of you, but sometimes it’s pretty obvious when to shut the F*** up

@PlantedSam @ILoveCornwallUK @CornwallCouncil @CornwallLifeMag I live in Newquay and kerb side recycling has most definitely not ended, council are removing the recycling banks in car parks though.

@NFLUK Unsurprising (Giants)

Describe your team's first half in one word: ______

@Cornish_Maid100 Hornets? *Dusts off boots*

@WelshDalaiLama Was just on the BBC news too, top work!

Whoever posted that UK Civil Service tweet

@louisemoore1 😉

Fed up though. 😭

@TraceyT46320975 @DailyMailUK Oover?🙄

Piers Morgan hits out at Aston Villa star Jack Grealish as he is spotted out breaking coronavirus lockdown rules trib.al/Dk9Kdum

@SiWilks12 @IamAustinHealey Definitely agree with that, plus I'm a Saints fan 😉

@Brig79 @IamAustinHealey Courtney Lawes for the modern game!

Best tackler ever? #thechiropractor ??

@louisemoore1 @Deliveroo If they do it'll unfortunately be spotted!

Do @Deliveroo deliver dick? Asking for myself. #socialdistancingdating #StayAtHome #COVIDー19 #SocialDistancing

@ugomonye Jason Leonard with plenty of beer

If you had to be quarantined with one Rugby player (past or present) for a week who would it be?

@SquidgeRugby The six nations is literally the only reason I need a TV licence, will drop that now and go pub (more) instead.

Looks like without question the single-worst thing anybody could do for rugby in the UK is about to happen. I sincerely hope the swish new cars the Six Nations board are all about to buy make them happy.

@debsknig @markismith50 @oliverstedman So Saracens will have to play in the Championship for two seasons while they become cap compliant?

@markismith50 @oliverstedman They most certainly do, for 2 seasons

Bigger than anything our sport has ever seen before. Saracens are to be relegated at the end of this season. No matter if you believe it’s deserved or not, some of the Worlds best players will be looking for new clubs. Mis-management beyond belief.

@michaeltwohands @kreemcgree @rickygervais A hairy asshole at that.

@Brig79 @kreemcgree @rickygervais As someone with a hairy shaft....... Thanks for exposing me... Asshole!

Surely real feminism also covers a woman’s right not to have to wax someone’s knob & bollocks if they don’t want to.

@MailOnline Fussy fish to only target those ages.

Costa Blanca beaches popular with tourists are closed after mystery fish bites children aged seven and 10 trib.al/doec7cZ

@DmSlyr @TheTweetOfGod Oh no! This account has gone from 5.95m followers down to 5.95m followers!! twat

The President of the United States is a ra_ist. Two different letters correctly fill in that blank. Although, of course, neither should.

Typical Stuart Barnes "no TMO which is good to see" clear forward pass on replay #wanker