Skullduggery

@OrwellNGoode Those were good days

@SholaMos1 @JamesBradleyCA You willfully missing the point it seems.

What in the White Supremacy is this bullshit @JamesBradleyCA?

@razorfist Sounds good but we need to start talking like they did in Deadwood

"Without government regulations, it'll be the Wild West!" Can I have that in writing?

@KeithOlbermann Bring it bitch

"We are OWNED by guns. Only one thing will change that. "We must have Economic Civil War. Blue States must financially starve the Red States, the Gun Lobby, the GOP, the Death Lobby, and the crooked judiciary into submission. "NOW." WEDNESDAY COUNTDOWN: omny.fm/shows/countdow…

@razorfist As a veteran, I drank some whiskey for breakfast and whacked off to clown porn before work.

I'm not sure how the official hierarchy of indescribably retarded sentences break down, but I'd bet the top 5 all begin with the phrase "As a Veteran..."

@Normal_Writing #Unfuckable

@TheQuartering I used to love football. Was all about it. Tuned in to every game, dressed like a crazy person when I attended the games in person. I had fun. Then I moved to a state with no NFL team. The games were harder to watch unless I paid an ridiculous amount for a package. Lost interest

@ClarkeMicah @CountDankulaTV Still on that dog thing huh

All right, .@countdankulatv since you have no doubt watched the nazi salute video repeatedly in your mummy's basement, just tell me what is untrue about this description: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

You're living under a government far more powerful and tyrannical than the one the US founders revolted from.

@elizableu Ha. Fuck off. 🤣

I need brave men to stand up for me right now please. I’m begging you.

@MelonieMac Ah yes because my friends and family really care about my "video gaming achievements".

@TheQuartering @Timcast Jeremy the last couple days

@OG_MaraJade Is the game good?

@Timcast No you won't

THREE HOURS TO GO I will reveal the results and abide by them at the end of IRL tonight Youtube.com/timcastirl/live

@AWest1027 @hodgetwins Yeah helicopters do tend to fly over things.

@hodgetwins We had 5 military helicopters fly over our house in North Texas a few hours ago…

China is shining green lasers down to Earth from space from their satellites, this was near Hawaii This doesn’t seem good

@ninaturner Real deep thinker over here.

The solution to homelessness is housing. The solution to poverty is money.

@CountDankulaTV Eat the damn fruit Tubby

I will not eat fruit. Filth.

@razorfist @JustinWhang Actually I always wondered at the origin of that term.

@JustinWhang I'll split the difference and call you a Celestial.

They gotta bring back the word “oriental,” that shit made me feel like I had mystical powers

@hrkbenowen Joe is flaccid

Describe Jill Biden kissing Kamala’s husband in three words or less.

@officer_Lew Well considering his surviving kid seems to be above the law, the talk would have been a moot point