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Just so we're clear; I'm calling bottoms here.

@intodotspace I'm ready 🫡

The curtains rise. Act two begins. A storm is coming.

@CryptoJelleNL Might see you there

Dutch Blockchain Week returns for 2026, running from June 22 to 28. I'll be attending the 2-day summit (June 24 and 25) at the ArenA to connect with friends, partners and everyone else. Buy your ticket with code CryptoJelle15 for a discount. See you there? #DBW2026

@CryptoJelleNL Walked around in a tshirt today. Feels good 🤝

Temperature above 20°C Euro summer is back

@undefeated_eu @shahh Disgusting

@shahh He’s nowhere near 100M , he’s worth no more than 1M.

Why is the guy who supposedly bought Bitcoin at $100 in 2013 — and should be worth hundreds of millions — out here farming a random shitcoin? It's becoming more and more obvious that he sold his Bitcoin a long time ago and doesn’t hold anymore, and has just been living off the fame from that video he made over a decade ago.

@icobeast @zachxbt Lmao

NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

@AutismCapital Bro is cortisol maxxing on this one

🚨NEW: Clavicular goes OFF on Bitcoin. Calls it "F**king garbage,* and a *Piece of sh*t." "I bet half the people are on suicide watch. I said Bitcoin is dogshit. I said don't trust this f**king garbage. It's a horrible investment Everyone said 'Bro's a retard, don't listen to him,' well, VINDICATED. You guys are a bunch of retards for buying into this shit. How do you believe this? A completely decentralized, unregulated, basically nothing. It's not a thing, it's not a product, it's a bunch of numbers and you guys are investing in this piece of shit."

@trader1sz @lookonchain @VitalikButerin Yes

@lookonchain @VitalikButerin How much does he have left

vitalik.eth(@VitalikButerin) is selling $ETH faster again. In the past 2 days, he has sold 1,869 $ETH($3.67M). During that time, $ETH fell from $1,988 to $1,875, down 5.7%. Last time he sold 6,958 $ETH($14.78M), $ETH dropped from $2,360 to $1,825 — a 22.7% fall. intel.arkm.com/explorer/entit…

@Loopify Something tells me if this actually plays out we'll have major protests way beforehand

7,000 words in the most viral article today but I know you guys don’t read so here is a summary: ∙ It’s a fictional memo written from June 2028 looking back, exploring what happens if AI succeeds so well it actually crashes the economy ∙ AI coding tools get so good by late 2025 that companies can replicate expensive software products in-house, crushing SaaS companies ∙ Companies lay off white-collar workers, use the savings to buy more AI, which enables more layoffs — a vicious cycle with no natural brake ∙ By 2027, AI agents handle shopping, insurance, travel booking, and negotiations for consumers automatically, destroying businesses built on human laziness and habit ∙ DoorDash, travel platforms, real estate agents, insurance brokers, and credit card companies all lose their moats because AI agents don’t have brand loyalty or habitual behaviour ∙ AI agents start routing payments through stablecoins instead of credit cards, threatening Visa, Mastercard, and Amex ∙ White-collar workers drive 65-75% of consumer spending, so when they lose jobs or take huge pay cuts, the entire consumer economy shrinks ∙ Unlike every previous tech revolution, AI also replaces the new jobs it creates — displaced coders can’t move to “AI management” because AI does that too ∙$2.5 trillion in private credit backed by SaaS companies starts defaulting, and the “permanent capital” behind it turns out to be ordinary people’s life insurance and annuity savings ∙ $13 trillion in mortgages were written assuming borrowers would keep their high-paying jobs — unlike 2008, the loans were good when written but the world changed afterwards ∙ The government’s tax revenue drops because fewer people are earning high salaries, while safety net spending rises — and politicians are too gridlocked to act fast enough ∙ The S&P crashes 38% from highs, unemployment hits 10.2%, and inequality reaches historic extremes as AI company owners get vastly richer ∙ India’s IT outsourcing industry collapses because AI agents code cheaper than Indian developers, crashing the rupee 18% ∙ Labour’s share of GDP drops from 56% to 46% in just four years — the sharpest decline ever recorded ∙ The whole point is that every institution (mortgages, taxes, credit markets, consumer economy) was built assuming human intelligence stays scarce and valuable — AI made it abundant and cheap

At which point (hopefully EOY or Q4, I'll get interested again. It seems easy, and many agree on Q4 lows, but then again so was spotting the top of this bull market and half of CT missed that too lmao, so that ain't a worry to me. Now we wait, but lowkey excited for next cycle 🔥

I'm still fully in cash, in the process of moving into a new home I purchased this month (taking profits is awesome). I don't expect much from price the next couple months. Any bullish action I'll consider temporary, until at least a retest of lows, or lower low.

It's taken a few months since Oktober, but I feel most complaining grifters got bored and left. To the OGs & new cyclers that remain; I salute you. Now as with each cycle, we wait and build till the next cycle brings in new users 🤝

@koreanjewcrypto The younger gen that entered is ruthless ngl

It’s crazy how quickly ct builds up and tears down kols these days One good trade you’re a god, one bad trade you’re washed

@mrpunkdoteth Accidently

Haha lmfao 😹

@punk9059 I do enjoy the break ngl

Crypto so dead that my crypto gambling Telegram group that would wake me up w 100 notis most mornings have had no pings in 10 days.

@AutismCapital Wow

🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.

@AgentMaximalist @AutismCapital A marble of AI slop

Imagine this: You're the #2 ranked Chad on the global PSL leaderboard. 8.7 rating. Jawline that could cut glass. Hunter eyes. Perfect NW0 hairline that's been carrying your entire online presence since day one. You're livestreaming to 50,000 viewers. The donations are flowing. Women are typing "king" in the chat. Your cortisol is at an all time low. Life is good. A truecel walks into frame. You don't even register him. He's a 3.2 at best. Recessed chin. Negative canthal tilt. The kind of guy who gets framemogged by his own shadow. You keep talking. Then he reaches over and rips your hairpiece clean off your skull. Fifty thousand people watch your NW0 become a NW6 in 0.3 seconds. The chat goes from "king" to "NORWOOD" faster than you can cover your head. You've been brutally hairmogged by a man whose genetics you wouldn't trade a single follicle for. Your five hyperdimensional intergalactic prime Emma Watson space Latinas who were watching the stream simultaneously close their laptops. The donations stop. Someone clips it. It's trending in 4 minutes. The truecel holds your wig above his head like a trophy. For one glorious moment he is the most powerful man on the internet. Not through ascension. Not through surgerymaxxing. Through pure unhinged wig extraction. The most regarded power move in livestream history. You're now cortisolmaxxing at levels that shouldn't be survivable while a 3.2 PSL truecel is chadwalking out of your studio wearing your hairline. The bonepill was always real but nobody told you it came with a velcro strap. Your ranking drops to #47 overnight. The blackpill community writes a 9,000 word analysis. The truecel gets verified on X. You never stream again.

@CrypticTrades_ Yet we still vibe at previous cycle ATHs. Value in there 👀

Google Trends for "Bitcoin is Dead" have reached a new all-time high. Prior instances have been May 2021 and June 2022, that lead to bottom formations on the high-timeframes.

@sjdedic We were all unemployed anyways. Ai won't change much in that sense.

Imagine you spent your whole life climbing a career ladder that AI is about to wipe out. Not in 10 years. Now. Dark times ahead for those who never figured out who they are without their work.

Alien meta

@coopernicus01 @yacineMTB Work 1 year at unstable job, make 10 years worth of money, lose it all gambling on leverage, get laid off after 1 year

@yacineMTB Work 1 year at unstable job make 1 years worth of money, get laid off after 1 year

why work a stable job with good wlb for a decade when you can be overworked at an unstable job for 1 year and make 10 years worth of money job stability is a meme