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@darafaye @atrupar My family was underbabied before it was even a thing. 🤷🤦‍♂️

@atrupar Under babied? UNDER. BABIED???? these people are fucking morons.

Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"

@SkylineReport @ENERGY And the remaining shale oil isn't going to last very long. Google known oil reserves

Cool post. Now let’s talk about reality. Yes, U.S. output is near record highs. But it’s mostly light shale crude. Meanwhile, American refineries were built for heavier crude, which is why we still import from Canada, Mexico, and elsewhere. That’s not a bug. That’s how the system is designed. So no, we’re not magically insulated. If the Strait of Hormuz gets disrupted, it doesn’t just hurt “other countries.” It hits the global benchmarks that price oil everywhere, including here. Roughly 20% of the world’s crude flows through that one chokepoint. You don’t get to yell “energy independence” while still being plugged into global pricing, global supply chains, and refinery constraints. High production ≠ protection. It just means we’re producing a lot… in a system we still don’t control.

Wake up, America is drilling like never before thanks to President Trump.

@sarahkendzior ❤️

The paperback of THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP is out today. This is only a perfunctory announcement. My father died; I'm taking time off. But it's a good book: travelogue, history, memoir. If you like my newsletter, you'll like it. Now it's cheaper! us.macmillan.com/books/97812508…

@moorehn 6.2E12

Perhaps I am so sanguine about finance because I am accustomed to shorthand for big numbers

Writing out all the zeroes really gives it that sprezzatura

@theliamnissan Maybe that was his endorsement for Kamala.

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@brucewilson Stochastic with heavy leanings toward completely random.

Elon Musk's AI "Grok" sometimes gives two utterly contradictory answers to the very same question. Which makes perfect sense when you know it's merely a stochastic parrot.

@liberalpuppy @TheMaineWonk How was his hair?

@TheMaineWonk Just saw him drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s…

So, where’s Benjamin Netanyahu?

@TheFl0orIsLaVa @iamAtheistGirl This old man agrees 100%

Absolutely sick of a bunch of old men ruining the world for the rest of us.

Peak late capitalism.

@caitoz Your poetry always breaks my heart from the reality of it.

Watching Amazon Prime while the Iranians burn. Stuffing our mouths with cheesysugarbacon while the sky turns black over Tehran. Laughing without smiling. Laughing with full mouths and empty eyes while their water mixes with oil and blood. "Hoho this will hurt Trump in the midterms" the liberal chortles, masturbating furiously while ruined parents pull ruined schoolbags out of ruined schools. Frolicking on lawns with hamburgers in both fists doing patchouli tai chi in clothes made by slaves as black rain waters gardens of severed limbs and blown-out eyeballs. This is our culture. This is our religion. Praying to Pornhub while children scream, telling ourselves it will all be worth it when Iranian women can do OnlyFans to pay for boob jobs and butt lifts and go to Capitalist Heaven when they die. Jizzing Taco Bells and bail bonds firms all over the global south, our bellies full of the flesh of children, our veins full of plastic and our mouths full of Lexapro, dancing at the ballroom covered in blood and brains, gyrating to AI-generated music cranked up to maximum volume to hide the sounds of the explosions and the gasps of our dying souls. Oh I'm sorry, am I bumming you out? Have a hamburger and a Xanax. Everything's fine. This is all normal. Let's pick the bits of skull and teeth from our hair and go party.

@BillyBaldwin You should have had a cheaper cut of meat, like liver.

Breakfast for two this morning: Eggs. Bacon. Toast. Avocado. Coffee. Shared a short stack. 🥞 $72.26 Gassed up... $93.75 for 15.6 gallons.

@Tazerface16 🙋‍♂️

So, Kuwait Petroleum just declared force majeure on all oil deliveries. If you understand what this means, please raise your hand?

@sarahkendzior I was thinking the same thing (which I only knew because I read your stuff).

Wild that people think the war against Iran is a distraction from Epstein. First, the war is an abomination. But it only makes me think of Epstein MORE. Why would an Israel-directed war distract me from Ghislaine Maxwell, whose father was known as "Israel's superspy"?

@darafaye @JxxSucculent @yinyang_yo_ This 65 year old "old" agrees 100%.

@JxxSucculent @yinyang_yo_ It should be retirement age. Every year from like 65 and up. Is someone offended by that? Oh fucking well, ya know? Safety first dudes.

You cannot fucking gaslight me into thinking that suggesting behind the wheel driving tests for 75+ drivers is ageist

@Logically_JC @darafaye And, what's the downside?

Bring it on.

@mattxiv @darafaye They found "Bonny," a Shih Tzu belonging to a violent gangster named Charlie Costello.

i can’t stop thinking about “10 million pets go missing each year. since launching we’ve found 1 dog a day” like ??????????

@DinoConUK I hope Ross wasn't one of them.

@TheJFreakinC Looks like B & E to me.

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents forced their way into a U.S. citizen’s home in Eagleville, Pennsylvania… holding the family at gunpoint… without presenting a judicial warrant. At the time of the confrontation, officials on scene said the agents did not have any type of warrant yet. Despite that, agents are seen breaking through a bedroom door with rifles drawn while a child is crying in the background. One agent then stands in the doorway with his weapon pointed inside as they search the home. Entering a private residence without a judge-signed warrant… or a real emergency… is exactly what the Fourth Amendment was written to prevent. And as much as DHS tries to claim, an internal immigration document is not a judicial warrant. And “we’ll get one later” does not give the government the right to point guns at a family inside their own home. If federal agents can surround a house, threaten forced entry, and go in before they even have legal authorization… Then the Constitution is being ignored. And if it can be ignored for one family, it can be ignored for anyone.

@SatireAP @TManitowoc If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I'd buy you a cyber truck(but not a real cyber truck that's cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

@TManitowoc If I had a dollar for every time a Chud didn’t know the difference between private and public property, I could buy a cyber truck

Guess who’s back…back again…

@TheJFreakinC @darafaye Why are people not calling 911 and reporting a B&E?

🚨BREAKING: in Minneapolis, ICE/Border Patrol agents illegally smashed the glass window of an APARTMENT BUILDING, without a warrant, to illegally arrest someone who lived inside. Once again, proving they don’t “protect communities”… they endanger everyone in them. In the video, you can see agents going up the stairs after breaking the window next to the door to force their way in. A resident states there were clear signs instructing law enforcement to go to the front entrance with a warrant if they needed access. They didn’t. Instead, agents chose to break the window, leaving the building wide open to anyone, and exposing residents to freezing temperatures… All because they didn’t have a warrant, and because they believe the law doesn’t apply to them. If this doesn’t infuriate you, then stop pretending you believe in the Constitution. Because if federal agents can smash their way into this apartment building, without a warrant, today… they can do it to yours tomorrow.