Brucey Bruce

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

the zoom in is brutal

@OhioTate To quote Rust Cohle: “People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time”

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE HIGHEST INTELLIGENCE. 100%

@LeadingReport Please @RepThomasMassie

BREAKING: Thomas Massie is considering a run for Kentucky governor, per report.

@FreeMrktCptlst Bob Marley

cannabis literally kills cancer cells before they can even form and leaves healthy cells in tact weed is not a “treatment” for cancer it’s a preventive nutritional supplement being regulated and sold like a narcotic they think you’re stupid

The final Epstein file release proved that True Detective season 1 wasn’t fiction, it was basically a goddamn documentary.

Still not in the Epstein files.

The greatest Head Coach in NFL history did not make the hall of fame. A tremendously awful look @ProFootballHOF

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

@steelballa @CheriJacobus Chickens attack chickens. They’re often times brutal to each other and bully the smaller ones sometimes even pecking them to death, and then eating them. They’re absolute savages, and very dumb

@CheriJacobus Nope. They attack chickens. Death to all rodents.

@lockmaaaan @KySportsRadio @jensreporting

@KySportsRadio @jensreporting Nuke the Whales Gotta nuke somethin’

Otega Oweh just posted this picture of Mark Pope on his story. NTW. 👀 (via otegaoweh on IG)

@financedystop Put the phone down and get to work buddy

McDonald’s Price Increases from 2019 to 2024: Medium French Fry $1.79 -> $4.19 McChicken $1.29 -> $3.89 Big Mac $3.99 -> $7.49 10 McNuggets $4.49 -> $7.58 Cheeseburger $1.00 -> $3.15 Some of this is over a 200% increase in price. This isn’t inflation — it’s legalized robbery.

🚨 JUST IN: Sen. John Kennedy is filing two pieces of legislation tomorrow STOPPING Congress from being PAID during a government shutdown "None of our staff are being paid. No federal employees are being paid...we should lose our paychecks." "What’s good for the goose is good for the gander."

All of us today…

It’s Saturday in the Southeastern Conference.

@Harley_BKA @ishtCrayCray Its called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome

How can a person be standing and sitting at the same time 🤣😭

RIP to the beer thief ❤️