Geordie Wonderland 🪄

Newcastle. Next season 📈⬛⬜🔥 Return of: Tonali, Barnes, Joelinton and Pope Development of: Livramento, Hall, Miley, Anderson, Minteh, Kuol - Easier fixtures - Sell some spuds - Buy some new players #NUFC 🚨

@SkySports_Keith @saifusman10 @DeanJamesAFC Love your work Keith

@saifusman10 @DeanJamesAFC I’m honestly not mate. Just saying what I know, no more than that. I’ve got bigger issues to concern myself with than whether NUFC sell a player. It’s football.

Keith Downie, Lee Ryder, and Luke Edwards need to be taken to task once the window closes.

@GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk Arsenal still yet to bid. We'll keep him if they don't solve it this week

Bruno Guimaraes has told his representatives that he wants his future resolved within the next week before he is due to report back for Newcastle’s pre-season training camp in Spain, @TEAMtalk understands, as Arsenal make contact with the Magpies. teamtalk.com/arsenal/arsena…

@FabrizioRomano £85m and we'll start to have a think

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal set for new club to club contacts next week for Bruno Guimarães deal. Personal terms in place and new approach with Newcastle anticipated to proceed + £70m proposal expected to be improved. Deal depends on #NUFC decision on exit/price. 🎥 youtu.be/JugFr-xgQHg?si…

@GunnersScope @TheSharpeEnd £85m minimum 💷

🚨 £75m total package expected to finalize deal! 🪓🇧🇷💰🔴 A massive structural update has filtered out of the journalist networks this morning, entirely validating our boardroom bidding strategy, per @TheSharpeEnd: Despite Newcastle United's public hardball narrative, a total transfer package worth approximately £75 million is expected to be fully sufficient to close the Bruno Guimarães deal! This completely explains why Sporting Director Andrea Berta launched our formal opening club-to-club bid at £70m upfront + £5m in add-ons. Our exact £75m incentive framework lands perfectly inside Newcastle's compromise threshold. With Bruno having already given a definitive "yes" to our long-term project and Newcastle holding our official paperwork, the timeline to execute a total agreement is accelerating rapidly. The valuation gap has completely dissolved. 🗂️🟥⬜️ #AFC #NUFC

@caseysean51 Deal. Move him on and sign a bunch more wonderkids. Loving it!

@swinburne_mark Michael Owen

Who is the WORST striker you’ve ever seen play for the #NUFC first team?

@HarveyDiamonds 3 years on the contract (2+1 year club option)

Like I said weeks ago, £80m gets this deal done. £70m is a good offer for a 28 y/o midfielder in the last two years of his contract but that midfielder is one of the very best in Europe. Bruno Guimarães wants the move which does make it easier but how much does he want to force the move? Feels like he really needs to push Newcastle to get this over the line: #AFC

@embleton01 Worth a punt at this rate

Newcastle United are 16/1 for relegation next season. Just saying #NUFC

@LukeEdwardsTele Where's our new stadium? Sela? Selling our players...

Newcastle chairman handing out awards at the World Cup… Aramco sponsorship all over the tournament 😳

@NicoSchira Lol. Nobody is paying that for a 20 year old who's not even in the starting 11

#Newcastle leading the race to sign #Tottenham’s midfielder Lucas #Bervall. #NUFC are ready to offer €60M to convince #THFC to give the green light to the sale. #transfers

@ClarkHistoryPol Doesn't sound very sustainable...

Chelsea FC's parent company (BlueCo) has approximately £1.4 billion of debt. In 2024–25 they made a pre-tax loss of £262 million. They've finished beneath #AVFC in the Premier League for three of the last four seasons. Next season they ain't in any #UEFA competition.

@MagnificoMags Agreed. Hope we don't get fleeced

@BrunoMagicHat Oh there's certainly room for improvement as he's still only 20. I think Howe could too, but when it's out there I can't see it happening. Spurs will try and rinse us to get the Tonali money back too.

He's not that bad a player. He's an 8, a good passer, ball-carrier, work-rate, technical and versatile. But he is weak physically, lacks consistency, is poor defensively and poor G/A. The fact it's public means it won't happen and they're not getting their £100m back! #NUFC

@J_Tanswell He must really love Rwanda

The story of Johan Manzambi’s club record move to #AVFC: 🔺Priority target for Villa & #NUFC 🔺Villa infatuated - long followed 20yo, EL final (getting CL also) helped earn Emery approval 🔺Various Newcastle efforts 🔺WC & Villa finances saw fee increase but signing hopes to symbolise new recruitment dynamic, with Olabe & his team leading process ➕More W/@ChrisDHWaugh @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/artic…

@TheToonScout It'll be nowt

Could be nowt but there is a private jet today that’s flown Düsseldorf>Newcastle Newcastle>London and is now scheduled to fly back from London > Newcastle around 3am. 👀 🛩️ 🇩🇪

@ToonTakeover_ Rwanda FC

✅ Manzambi ✅ João Gomes ✅ João Palhinha All completing transfers to Villa on the same day. This is how a proper Football Club operates. They have people in charge who both know the game AND know how to get deals done in a business sense. We have neither. #NUFC #AVFC

@Plettigoal Off to Rwanda he goes...

🚨🩺 All done and sealed between the clubs. Johan Manzambi’s medical with Aston Villa is scheduled for Thursday.

@TheVillaHome Selling Rogers

Where they klarna in hell have we found €70m from?

@TEAMtalk You're wrong. They're not peak value yet. We only sell for £100m to London idiots

🚨 “So I still sense that Newcastle might lose one of these two full-backs.” 👀 #MUFC #NUFC teamtalk.com/news/man-utd-t…

@caseysean51 Fabrizio is an agent of chaos