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Kisumu, Kenya Katılım Kasım 2011
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@UTDCJ_ Look at him at City and then look at Rashford at United. Rashford is being hounded out of that club despite him being one of the greatest academy players to ever come through
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Eric Njiru ⚽️@EricNjiiru·
United fans have conveniently forgotten that they have gone the whole season without winning five games in a row
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WelBeast@WelBeast·
I don’t want to speak
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WelBeast@WelBeast·
If they used these metrics to give out these awards Kevin De Bruyne would have won it at least 5 times.
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@premierleague @EASPORTSFC Bruno Fernandes in the Premier League this season: ◉ Most chances created (124) ◉ Most chances created from open-play (88) ◉ Most big chances created (30) ◉ Most big chances created in open play (24) ◉ Most assists (19) ◉= Most through balls-completed (14) 👏👏👏👏

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Premier League@premierleague·
Eight stars who made 2025/26 their own 🌟 It's time to get voting for your @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season 🗳️
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@schrutelad I've also been personally wondering what was so wrong with Ole's tenure that people keep referring to. They should be scared of being taken to the lows Amorim took us to
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“This feels like Ole all over again” Not Manchester United fans from the dizzy heights of 15th last year scoffing at a tenure comprising of 4 semi finals, an European final, 2nd and 3rd in the only full seasons and an entire season unbeaten away from home…
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The Standard Digital
The Standard Digital@StandardKenya·
Calls grow for establishment of Thika County bringing together Juja, Ruiru, Thika and Gatundu constituencies. Video by Gitau Wanyoike
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Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi·
Polo Kimani anawachocha na kizungu mingi deep fakes wacha aitwe Nanyuki kuweka electric fence na Mzungu ako na ranch ama hata kufence hio French embassy uone kama hataenda. Atakimbia very fast alipwe pesa apelekee Eve Maina. Some stands and opinions you can only hold them kama hujafikiwa and this one of Ombachi na Bien is one of them.
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@Kamau266 Woke culture ya kipuzi tu and hating on everything, including things that may help our country move forward
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🐉@Kamau266·
Kuna hii katabia fulani people of twitter sijui tulitoa wapi literally being bitter and cursing everything ,we need to draw the line between hating Ruto and our country.He will be out either in 2027 or 2032 but kenya is here to stay and we need those relationships with other countries.
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@Kalasinga_ Na wakipewa gigs za kuinfluence carrrefour here on X, they behave as if it's a local duka! Watu bure sana with woke nonsense
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Mbabz@Kalasinga_·
Quick to attack Ombachi but even quicker to accept gigs from French companies and even shop at French owned supermarkets
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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
❤️🤍 Huge away win for Arsenal against West Ham! Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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UF@UtdFaithfuls·
Here's Saliba doing even worse to our keeper. Feel sorry for West Ham because they've been absolutely ROBBED, and this single decision might get them relegated. All we ask for is consistency.
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@AfricaFactsZone Is there like a unique demographic of such people in Nigeria? Every small man that looks like a boy, that I have seen, comes from Nigeria
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Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone·
30-year-old Nigerian Politician, Muhammad Sadis Buba has the made the news for contesting primary elections to become a Lawmaker.
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Emmanuel K. Motelin
Emmanuel K. Motelin@EmmanuelMotelin·
Given Tanzania’s current reservations, there is a strong case for the Dangote refinery to be hosted in Kenya instead. As a primary regional hub, Mombasa could better leverage the economic opportunities the project offers. Furthermore, utilizing the proposed pipeline to connect Mombasa with Tanga would still ensure the integration of regional fuel infrastructure while maximizing Kenya's industrial potential.
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@ntvkenya I feel like President Ruto was too quick to go address the Tanzanian parliament on this matter, given these circumstances.
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NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
Nigerian billionaire Aliko Dangote considers Kenya as the site for 650,000-barrel-a-day oil refinery he intends to build in East Africa, Financial Times reports, citing an interview with him zurl.co/25fAV
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The Pastoralist
The Pastoralist@OleMepukori·
What do you see? Focus on the Somalis
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The Wave@TheWaveAFC·
In a season where we were basically told set pieces don't count, a player with more than half of his assists from set pieces won an award above a player driving his team to a PL and CL
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Machete Dont Tweet!@BryantMaryadit·
@SamJDean You are stunned as who? King of the seven kingdoms? Does Rice play matches by himself for you to claim he has won more matches than Fernandes has played? Even so, it's not an award for most matches played.
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Sam Dean
Sam Dean@SamJDean·
With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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The Football Writers' Association
BREAKING - Bruno Fernandes is the Footballer of the Year and Bunny Shaw is Women's Footballer of the Year. Man Utd captain @B_Fernandes8 edged out Declan Rice in the vote among 900 members of @theofficialfwa . Manchester City striker Shaw won by a landslide. Full story here: footballwriters.co.uk/?p=10226 Congratulations to both players, who will receive their awards at the Footballer of the Year annual dinner in London on May 19 Details here: footballwriters.co.uk/editorial/brun… #FOTY2026
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Bustman@dmbusisa·
@ItsKhaemba @DrBKhalwale That is why they are in front line to kill ODM. Wandayi, Wanga and Mbadi are Luhyas. The death of Raila has never affected them.
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Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS@DrBKhalwale·
Hon John Mbadi a Luo kingpin? I don't understand our cousins, the Abasuba..
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