Bubba

@KatTimpf Praying for you

An Unconventional Birth Announcement Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.  Now, before you worry, my doctor says it’s Stage 0 and is confident that it almost certainly hasn’t spread.  Or, as I’ve explained to the few people I’ve managed to tell about it so far: Don’t freak out. It’s just, like, a LITTLE bit of cancer.  Still, it was not a chill day. I mean, to say the least! I woke up more-than-a-week-past-due pregnant, completely consumed by doing everything I could to get the baby out. By the middle of the afternoon, I was waddling around from appointment to appointment, talking about how to get my cancer out. I sat and listened as they told me that the best course of action would likely be a double mastectomy as soon as possible. I asked all the questions I could, including if I could get a copy of my tumor ultrasound to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound of my baby. Finally, by the middle of the night, I was crawling around on the floor of my apartment in spontaneous labor, before heading to the hospital to meet my baby, whom I’d learn at the time of birth was a son.  The good news? People who work at hospitals make excellent audiences for dark humor -- and, as someone whose first book was about the power of jokes to get through traumatic situations, there was really no better place for me to be. Just minutes after my boy was born, I was talking with the nurses about what a birth announcement in my situation might look like.  Should I go with “Mom and baby are doing well, except maybe for mom’s cancer, and then maybe the baby after breastfeeding is stunted by her double mastectomy,” and then shut off my phone for a week? Anyway! These next three months of maternity leave are going to look a lot different than I’d anticipated, and I’m still getting used to my new reality. Still, as I navigate new motherhood (and new cancer) I’m learning to celebrate everything I can. I’m lucky that we found the cancer so early; I’m lucky to be my son’s mom. I mean, I know I’m biased, but the little dude absolutely rules -- and not just because he might have saved my life. Thank you all for your support, laughter, and love as I embrace this wildly unexpected chapter. Here’s to resilience, to miracles in the midst of chaos, and to finding humor and hope even on the toughest days. Kat

🚨 #BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Eric Swalwell PANICS when I ask about his Chinese spy girlfriend Fang Fang, and whether that’s a bigger “national security threat” than Elon Musk I sat next to a drunk Swalwell at dinner for 90 minutes. He was IMMEDIATELY compromised by a group of lobbyists he’d JUST MET, spilling intimate details about his job and asking for HELP CHEATING ON HIS WIFE. MASSIVE national security threat. This guy should have his clearances revoked. Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about “ORGlES” on Capitol Hill, telling them he’s bored of his wife and “only wants to f*ck tens.” Worse, he spoke about ABUSlNG his power on the House Intel Committee (which he’s since been booted off of), saying he pushed to SUBPOENA Ivanka Trump because she’s “hot as f*ck” THIS GUY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE. He CANNOT keep his freaking mouth shut. After I began questioning him, Swalwell jumped back into the group of lobbyists to hide from me, but I pressed on. Dude looked absolutely TERRIFIED and 100% guilty. He knows he’s been caught. More to come later. I have about an hour and a half of audio to go through 😉 And big shoutout to @LauraLoomer for assisting me with digging into this clown while I was focusing on listening in!

🚨 YESTERDAY: I asked Elizabeth Warren HOW she achieved a $12M net worth on a $200K salary, prompting a reply from Elon inquiring as well TODAY: @ElonMusk announces in the Oval Office DOGE will be investigating public officials with high net worths and low pay Our government FINALLY listens to US! 🇺🇸 WE ARE THE MEDIA NOW.

The only way to restore rule of the people in America is to impeach judges. No one is above the law, including judges. That is what it took to fix El Salvador. Same applies to America.

BOMBSHELL: Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) backed legislation that funneled millions to his wife’s environmental nonprofit, Ocean Conservancy. She’s been paid nearly $2.7M while the group raked in $14.2M+ in federal grants—funded by bills Whitehouse voted for! Now, an ethics watchdog is calling for an investigation into this blatant corruption.

@MaryLTrump This post proves you're just mad.

Imagine the burden of walking around every day knowing you are a complete and utter moron. Must be rough, Elon.

@FoxNews Her attention must be fading

Paige Spiranac fires off golf hot take that will 'ruffle some feathers' trib.al/k19UznF

This you?

FBI whistleblower @GOBactual confirmed to me that a source inside FBI said FBI employees were destroying evidence on servers, and that he informed @Kash_Patel I hope he & @AGPamBondi @JohnRatcliffe @elonmusk @realannapaulina are preventing this. We urgently need disclosure!

@DanielCameronKY Manchurian Candidate

I’m running for the U.S. Senate to defend your Constitutional rights and support President Trump’s America First agenda. I’m running to ensure you have a Senator in Washington reflecting your values and helping President Trump restore the promise of America.

@k_ovfefe2 So much winning

Ok ok fine. Here's today's win report: 1. Joy Reid gets fired from her TV show 2. President Trump fires thousands of USAID employees 3. DAN BONGINO IS THE DEPUTY FBI DIRECTOR

@Stormi4Life @TonySeruga @ElieNYC

@TonySeruga @ElieNYC Your response here shows that you are the racy at son of a bitch, asswipe!!!!!

I owe the television part of my career to Joy Reid, as do so many other Black voices y'all never would have heard of if not for her. And *that's* why she's gone. They can treat black folks as interchangeable, but everybody Black knows that Joy was indispensable.

@TonySeruga @ElieNYC

@ElieNYC Sit your racist ass down you f*cking dipshidiot twatwaffle. You’re an embarrassment! Go to any black barbershop and get you some hardcore truths about your lame ass. You’re a joke, a punchline and what you never really comprehended, you nothing more than MSNBC’s court jester.

@ElieNYC No she's gone because she's a vile racist that couldn't go one show without railing against white people. Good riddance...

@JamaalBowmanNY She was a racist hack that constantly railed against white people. And she wonders why she doesn't have a job now...

@bstrat515 @FearedBuck He did call her out and Steve knew she was married. Steve is married with 4 kids. What kind of fucked up morality do you have?

@FearedBuck I feel sorry for that guy, but Steve Smith Sr. didn't cheat on him, his wife did. Never understood why people seem to blame the person their partner cheated with more than their partner. Call her out, she is the one that broke her commitment.

Man just found out that former NFL receiver and current NFL Network analyst Steve Smith Sr. has been sleeping with his wife. He posted the texts and a phone call with Smith on X after finding out. “I’m sorry”

@gobo49 I genuinely feel bad for this guy and hope he can move on quickly

Steve Smith was a client of mine at Exclusive Resorts. He tried to sleep with almost everyone. He’s one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever encountered. He has such a sweet wife and kids. I’ve been banging this drum for years.

@Irunnia_ @FearedBuck He knew she was married. That's beyond fucked up on his part too

@FearedBuck I will never understand why people get mad at their spouse's affair partner. You have no business with the man. Your problem should be with wife!

@The_x_Truth @mazemoore @FearedBuck Yeah she's gone