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@JustinO_85 @seanmdav @Cernovich @HouseGOP @SenateGOP Oh you're gunna make Jim Jordan hold a meeting!

@seanmdav @Cernovich Imagine if the @HouseGOP and @SenateGOP had the courage to do this. Instead, they are a bunch of ballless pussy-ass bitches.

BREAKING: Notice has just been given to Democrats in the Tennessee House that all members of the Democrat Caucus are being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as a result of their behavior in the statehouse during the redistricting debates last week, which included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement. In the state of Tennessee, political terrorism will not be tolerated. National Republicans take note that this is how you exercise power.

@mazemoore @seanmdav @GinaZippiHicks If all Republicans would act like this we'd get somewhere.

@seanmdav @GinaZippiHicks That’s impressive.

@adnanbelushi @ufc @SStricklandMMA @Polymarket That's comedy gold right there! I love it!

@ufc @SStricklandMMA @Polymarket Strickland should vacate the belt for BS promotion tactics. Annoying white trash!

Who is next for the middleweight champ, @SStricklandMMA?! [ B2YB @PolyMarket | DOWNLOAD NOW: poly.market/UFCSocial ]

@urmando1680 @PaulWatson20908 @AMAZlNGNATURE Private game preserves fucking hate elephants, because they destroy everything. The only reason they keep them is because it's the right thing to do. Again, without the funding coming from trophy hunting, there'd be no game in Africa, it would resemble Haiti.

@PaulWatson20908 @BuffSprkChasr @AMAZlNGNATURE Bs elephant populations are low because of hunters

Ernie Dosio, a 75-year-old American millionaire and avid trophy hunter was kiIIed when five female elephants crushed him in Gabon's Lope-Okanda rainforest.

@TheOfficerTatum That's white people shit.

🚨 PATIENT ZERO IDENTIFIED! Dutch birdwatcher Leo Schilperoord, 70, has been identified as patient zero in the MV Hondius hantavirus outbreak. He and his wife are believed to have contracted the virus at a rat-infested landfill in Argentina before boarding the ship. Both have since died. #hantavirus

@GotThatDogMMA @MMAHistoryToday What about illegal knees?

@MMAHistoryToday And Van did it without steroids or eye pokes.

Only two fighters in history have defended a UFC title at the age of 24. Jon Jones and Joshua Van.

@BobQTN @pummelfan @DovySimuMMA Same shit hole.

@pummelfan @DovySimuMMA He’s from Chechnya, dumbass

ALEX PEREIRA REACTS TO SEAN STRICKLAND BEATING KHAMZAT #UFC328

@taofledermaus Ever hear of ITAR. Lol.

Viewer designs slugs and gets his house raided by cops. The Kyle story you never heard about.

@DGatheringstre1 @HistorianUSA1 There's book hours, what the job calls for, and then there's how fast a tech can actually do the job. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

@HistorianUSA1 So he put in 70 hours a week and was paid for 140 billable hours because these dealerships are fucking us.

Top BMW tech fired after just 3 months for ‘overquoting’ a repair? This guy was working 6 days a week and pulling 140 billable hours per pay period. Customer brings in a hybrid making noise on deceleration. He finds a completely blown differential and quotes the replacement plus rear axles as a precaution — standard practice to protect the shop and customer from future issues and liability. Warranty covered the diff but not the $5k axles. Foreman handled the upset customer, repair was done, no immediate problems. Weeks later the customer complains the axles weren’t replaced… and the tech gets fired for overquoting. He says another technician was fired for the exact opposite — not quoting enough when a car came back broken. There are always two sides to every story, but if this is accurate, this hard-working mechanic is getting a raw deal.

@Malcolm_fleX48 That cut hurt him bad. I didn't expect this result at all. Not complaining though!

Khamzat goes to LHW.

@baltsgauntlet @LucasBotkin This is my guess.

@LucasBotkin @BuffSprkChasr Unity?

At some point these tall riser dudes should just hold the AR out with both hands like a pistol and not even shoulder the stock

@FmrRepMTG What the fuck did someone have on you?

Tomorrow in America we celebrate Mother’s Day, honoring the blessing of motherhood. Israel just killed this young mother and her 2 year old daughter in Lebanon. America funds Israel $3.8 billion annually and provides weapons and military support, defense, and assistance.

@DerrickEvans4WV Who can do this exactly?

Free Tina Peters

@GarbageHuman24 Ouch!

27? The Abuela phenotype remains undefeated.

@nypost That will happen.

Kid's birthday dinner heartlessly ruined after family is turned away from Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in the Bay Area over dress code trib.al/sL5r8W7

@DefiantLs Fuck those tires.

Men will look at this and think, "hell yeah"

@Millie__Weaver *their

Grok's proofreading feature has taken away the meaning in grammar Nazis' lives. What will they do with their time now? Where will they find their meaning, their purpose? 😂 Perhaps I’ll have to throw a couple more posts out with intentional misspellings just to feed their sense of importance.

@nypost With the obesity rate being 40%, wish more were.

Food, fitness top list of American obsessions: survey trib.al/mDff1wl

@AmiriKing Are they TSA?

Watch how the female officers responded to the recent assassination attempt on Trump. Be honest. Should women be in law enforcement?