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*Thanksgiving table* W.: Please pass the sweet 'taters Jeb!: Fuck You.

anyone running for 2028 better be paying attention…

READ: A woman was forced to give birth in Brooklyn criminal court 2 nights ago on a courtroom bench. Shackled. All while courtroom personnel gawked. And the judge ultimately refused even to dismiss her case--trespassing on her own rooftop. This is "justice" in America. More:

A woman that pregnant should never have been brought to the courtroom at all. Let alone for a nothing misdemeanor. Let alone in shackles. What is wrong with the police who arrested her? The prosecutor who charged her? The prosecutor & judge who wouldn't drop the case?

They are. The WSJ wrote an entire editorial attacking free school meals and diapers. There is nothing MAGA elitists hate more than poor people.

Hard to describe this as anything other than a shameless attempt at market manipulation but since neither the SEC nor DOJ will investigate, the media couldn't give a shit, and Congress is led by Republicans it's just another fart in the wind ... 🙃 (h/t @JuddLegum for the graph)

I try to think of the dogs' names out a lot when we rescue them and I called her Bianca because she was covered in her own poop. Her skin was battered and I dreamt that one day she would be as white as snow. Those dreams all came true and she's now found her amazing home in America. What I love so much is that our lovely owner buys her soft toys and Bianca's favorite thing to do is round them up around the house and bring them all onto her bed. She's probably the most innocent and angelic dog that we've ever had and I think this sums her up perfectly. Not in a million years could I have dreamt that your life would turn out like this, Bianca, but it has and you deserve it, darling ❤️

He routinely falls asleep at public events, has massive bruising on both his hands that y'all have never received a good answer for, disappears for days (almost always at the beginning of the month) among other things, to a collective shrug in the press. Hope this helps!

"we've applied a different standard to Trump than we did to Biden and are belatedly (and grudgingly) starting to kind or sort of ask questions about his age" is not the flex you think it is but thanks for confirming what we knew to be true!

My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.

worth remembering the 2014-2015 ebola outbreak in west africa. the united states was fully engaged, deploying nearly 3,000 service members to help with logistics and health care, and had the Intelligence community studying and mapping out road, air, and water transport routes to limit the potential spread.   important example of effective us leadership and international engagement.

I’m calling on the General Assembly of Colorado to vote to reconvene for special session for the purpose of impeaching or censuring the Governor of Colorado. The Governor commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado are demanding accountability.

If you logged on today just to point out that Paul McCartney doesn’t sing like he did decades ago, maybe take a moment to rethink how you’re spending your energy. The man is nearly 84, a living Beatle, and still out there bringing joy to millions. That alone is worth celebrating.

Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

Myself and Rocky would like to wish you a happy Monday morning. He says he is going to attack the week. His eyesight and weight getting better by the day. He says he loves being alive now ❤️

Democrats are the only party focused on driving down the cost of living, making America an affordable place to live, and improving the quality of life for everyone. We are the only party focused on making your life better.

Dude, put your teeth back in, ditch that fake accent, and give that turkey back its neck. You out here sounding like a bootleg wrestling manager from a country fair. Bottom line: keep our MVP’s name out of your mouth.

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

If we're to believe the parasitic pieces of shit at Axios, FUCKING CUBA is planning to attack us any day now. Just so goddamn absurd on every level. They don't even put effort into their lies anymore. This regime doesn't respect the American people enough to even bother.

The sun hits the Earth with 10,000 times more energy than we use. Every. Single. Day. We're not running out of power. We're just stuck using the wrong kind-because billionaires don't own sunlight.