Goose
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my bestfriend has a prosthetic leg and one time on a packed bus an old man told her to give up her seat. she said no. he started going on about “youth these days have no respect” so she literally took OFF her prosthetic leg and handed it to him like “since you need it so bad” and suddenly he didn’t need the seat anymore 😭
Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah
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@CS2_Confessions Ngl I think this entire account is just ragebait for engagement
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@CoDClipped As fun as it is to compare them, I feel like they are two completely different itches to scratch.
CS is a lot more focused on gunplay, to the point where positioning and aim is paramount to everything else.
Valorant relies more on utility and character knowledge.
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Nadeshot & Dashy on CS taking WAY more skill than Valorant 👀😳
“I don’t think people can comprehend how much harder CS is compared to Val”
“It’s why CS people just roast Val kids all day”
“It’s so much harder” 🗣️ x.com/Oneonone2025/s…
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Tracy McGrady on why older players constantly criticize modern NBA players:
“It’s the money. Did you realize in the 90s, Reggie Miller and Michael, they were only making $2-3 million? And they were the top guys… it’s the money.”
(via @NightcapShow_)

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@maxl1am Bro why are so many of my experiences unoriginal?
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@Techjunkie_Aman there is nothing new, revanced manager does the same thing and better
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Android modding is evolving again.
Morphe is an open-source patch manager that lets you modify apps like YouTube and Reddit.
Instead of installing modded APKs, it patches the official app directly on your device.
How it works:
• downloads the official APK
• applies community patches
• builds a customized version for you
Supported apps currently include:
• YouTube
• YouTube Music
• Reddit
• other apps via community patches
Popular features:
• ad blocking
• SponsorBlock integration
• background playback
• picture-in-picture support
• Return YouTube Dislike
• UI customization and theme tweaks
• remove Shorts / feed elements
• force video quality options
Other details:
• open source
• works on non-root devices
• patches update frequently
• advanced mode for custom patch selection
Basically, it lets you "morph" apps beyond their default limitations.


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@Techjunkie_Aman @revancedapp Does it finally have a YouTube app that isn't 2 years outdated
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The biggest ReVanced update in years just released.
ReVanced Manager v2 is finally here.
After more than 2 years of development, the app has been completely rewritten.
Key upgrades:
• full rewrite using Jetpack Compose
• plugin system to download APKs directly
• support for multiple patch sources
• automatic APK sourcing for patching
• browse patches without selecting an app
• simplified patching workflow
• redesigned UI and improved navigation
• integrated announcements for updates
It now runs on ReVanced Patcher v22, enabling patches for much newer YouTube and YouTube Music versions.
This update also lays the foundation for a much larger ReVanced ecosystem going forward.

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Nigga broke Kobe record for most points ever scored in an NBA game by gettin damn near half of em in free throws. Foh. #YesThatsHate #iDontCare
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