Kyle Hamburger 🍔

“You should’ve shot A-Rod!”

@PNWConservative @fr0sty_io @Seamonkeysammy Your blanket statement is different from another blanket statement about “breaking the law”? Weird…

@fr0sty_io @Seamonkeysammy Can you find any post where I supported that? No. So……

In honor of No Kings Day, Id just like to remind everyone that our king was elected President of our constitutional republic. Therefore, he is …. not a king 😀

@RestrictedDaily Tackleberry

This man treated target practice like it was the final boss battle and then hit us with “my mom gave it to me”… who remembers his name?

Seahawks match offer sheet to WR Jake Bobo, who will sign a 2-year, $5.5M deal to stay in Seattle. (via @TomPelissero)

@NFLNumbersGuy An early death for me then, thanks .

These are the ONLY TWO options on the TV for the rest of your life. Who are you choosing?

RIP

how it feels to close your laptop on a Friday

RIP to the legend Chuck Norris

@TheRealFarley I use it when I visit clients. Great coffee and bakery, very clean bathroom. I agree though, do NOT give these people anything.

In case you don't kno' how to spot one; here is what a Junkie looks like. They are not good people. Don't feed them, don't give them any money. We want them to leave our neighborhood. You mother fuckers only stop by to eat bread. I have to live around these demonic creatures.

@KATUNews Duck fan here… you know when he invests his money he doesn’t win. Not worried. Go ducks!

Phil Knight is no stranger to Oregon politics. He's donated $9 million to a PAC dedicated to electing Republicans in the Oregon Legislature in the last four years. katu.com/news/politics/…

@SundaeDivine War crimes…

A friend who works at the CIA told me they’re replacing waterboarding with forcing prisoners to listen to Lara Trump sing.

In Anchorman, Paul Rudd tried to make Will Ferrell break during the Sex Panther scene with the line “60% of the time it works every time.” Ferrell instantly fired back with “That doesn’t even make sense,” which ended up making everyone else crack instead.

The Other Guys (2010) is full of great moments, but Michael Keaton as the police captain quoting TLC without realizing it is comedy perfection. Every line feels effortless, and he somehow steals every scene without even trying.

@HawkEmDownChris Terry Porter!

Age yourself by naming an NBA point guard you grew up watching. I’ll start: Jason Kidd.

True or false? Your NFL team has won a Super Bowl in your lifetime

@MLFootball @riggo44 @FredoSauce @Xommanders @Commanders @CommandersRealm @HogsHaven @EBJunkies Clinton Portis

NAME A #COMMANDERS RUNNING BACK OTHER THAN ALFRED MORRIS OR JOHN RIGGINS:

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Connor Hellebuyck just pulled off the best USA goalie performance since Julie “The Cat” Gaffney

Team America 🇺🇸

@RichardNSt77426 @Suzierizzo1 Your boy faked his own assignation and you ate it up bud. Congrats.

@Suzierizzo1 If you need a GREAT laugh today, here it is! 😂😂😂😂

If you need a good laugh today here it is! 😂😂😂😂