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@DuhItsKryssi Girl just STFU and make your crybaby man some fucking eggs bitch lol.

When I tell people I get up with my husband every morning at 4:30am to pack his lunch and make him a hot breakfast they asked me if his arms were broken so I don’t think they want to hear it.

@vrexec @DetroitDaveCell Because they have bills too and not everyone wants an “exciting” life. They just don’t want crotch demons.

Aren’t you the opposite of the traditional 9-5 careerist type I’m referring to in my point? Your bio is fascinating. Polymath, engineer. I don’t know what your life has entailed but your bio seems to suggest it has been pretty exciting. My question is aimed at traditional career folks working 9-5s in front of a computer for the majority of their working lives.

I ask this question from time to time and it’s not one of those judgmental “why are you not having kids” posts. I could not care less if someone decides to have kids or not, or their reasons. What I genuinely don’t understand is… if you’ve decided not to have children… why are you working a traditional career? Why are you interacting with a computer all day? Why do you care at all about how much money you make? It literally makes no sense. There are only a few tiny exceptions… like you’re a caregiver for a family member or you have significant health issues. Go join the Peace Corps or the military. Go volunteer somewhere in the world. Become an EMT or a paramedic or a firefighter or a police officer. Go find a shack in the woods somewhere and write fiction for five straight years and don’t talk to anyone. Literally walk across the country. Bike around the world. Move to Greece and work on a boat ferrying tourists around the islands. Go to Switzerland and become a mountain guide. Dedicate yourself to fitness and adventure. Literally anything. You have this incredible gift of a life with no dependents. Why are you still career coded and money coded? One of the great mysteries of our time.

@DivorceOperator @HaymakerJoani @mistressdivy Why not? Sex is THAT important?

@HaymakerJoani @mistressdivy Surely you're not suggesting a decade of celibacy for a 30 to 40-something male?

So I work at a men’s divorce law firm, and I see this all the time. Guys get such a bad rap when they end up divorced, especially middle-aged with kids. People love to mock their appearance on dating apps or joke about “divorced dads” like it’s funny, but it’s honestly pretty cruel. These men have usually just gone through brutal battles.. in court, with their ex, financially drained, emotionally exhausted. Many have lost a ton of money, time with their kids, and their sense of stability. Now they’re trying to pick themselves back up, put themselves out there, and find someone who actually values them as a person.. something their ex maybe never did. It’s not desperate. It’s resilient. Starting over after divorce isn’t easy, especially when society acts like you’re damaged goods or a punchline just because you’re a middle-aged dad trying to date again. Cut them some slack. A little kindness and respect goes a long way when someone’s rebuilding their life. Respect to all the divorced dads out there grinding through it. You’re not alone ♥️

@mistressdivy Girl fuck you and them crybaby ass men.

@Ohlala She lying about them Steve Maddens. They’re never comfortable.

All are beautiful ❤️

@SoupLorrd Lmaooooo my sister cousin and I just had this conversation. You can keep your partnership. Just give me money.

I don’t care what social media standards dictate. I could never be with a woman I can’t split bills with. Your femininity should not be a burden on our cost of living.

This is my stepdad at my back door trying to intimidate me while I’m at home with the kids by myself telling me to open the door so he can talk to my son (I have a daughter him & my mom don’t ask to see her) I called the cops & because he wasn’t on my back porch or front door when they showed up he couldn’t write them a trespass, this is 2 days after him & my mom showed up again asking to see my son

@RenzoHiruzen @chibuikssss You’re gonna give yourself an aneurysm acting like you’re not unattractive.

@BurntAndFried @chibuikssss What are you? 10 years old? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Go sit your ass down in the kiddie corner before you give yourself an aneurysm tryna come up with insults. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is this woman supposed to be ugly?

@MelloFelicia1 Struggling with the carbs so baaaaaaaad.

Decentering men was easy…have you ever had to decenter food???

Your last saved meme is how the month of April will go for you… Let’s see it 👀

@RenzoHiruzen @chibuikssss Because you’re ugly.

@BurntAndFried @chibuikssss Boy! Dont take that smooth brain of yours outside... Once you open that mouth, they'd know fo'sure you a 1 finna upgrade to a higher grade of intelligence 😂😂😂😂😂

@Million2RC @The_Only_Barbie We learned from white women lol

@The_Only_Barbie I learned that you will lie about being threatened because you were mad. You’re the type of person who would make up ab*se allegations because of a breakup.

& THIS is how BW should handle colorist/self hating BM in society moving forward (watch till the end)

@RenzoHiruzen @chibuikssss Nigga you look like a coconut with shades on. Don’t worry about the 6.5 when you a walking deuce.

@chibuikssss Omo! The Face alone na 6.5, that nyash scale am up to a solid, dependable 9.5. E be like when hide your FACE for match then score TWO solid penalties to the BACK of the post 😌. IFYKYK.

@MCHammer Happy birthday 🎂🎊🎉. Stop dying that beard though.

Thank you for all the Birthday Wishes. To God Be The Glory. 🙏🏽🕺🏾❤️

@who28621 @NuvyLeyo @MrGee54 “Couples fight.” Physically? Nah my nigga. I don’t even like raised voices during discussions.

@NuvyLeyo @MrGee54 I don’t get involved in other peoples relationships and neither should you. Now if she on here begging for help then that’s different. Couples fight. Idgaf.

And be beating the shit out of his baby mama

@Hereforfoolery2 Yup.

Y’all to good for Hennessy?

@alfkkifine So.

Do you know that the average single man can go months or even years without non-sexual physical touch. No hugs. No hand-holding. No comforting pat on the back? The only time many men experience gentle touch is from a barber or a paid sex worker. This condition is called 'Skin Hunger,' and it leads to severe depression and anxiety. Society has labeled male touch as 'predatory' or 'creepy,' so men have learned to starve themselves of human contact just to make women feel comfortable. They are dying of loneliness in a crowded room.

@Dretheguard @BrittBreeezy @Stone_Marley If that’s really you, why is your brain on the outside? And you’re unattractive on top of that?

@BrittBreeezy @Stone_Marley This is me ain’t I handsome?

When the underarm skin the same complexion as all the other skin is a real good sign fellas.

@MKovac_Writer lol they don’t like you.

Curious to know, if you’d spent a couple of hours cooking up a curry for your family who are visiting from out of town and they turn up saying they are disappointed as they’d hoped you’d have made them a roast dinner instead, is this rude? Kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.

@ayadedokun @Shadaya_Knight To be honest, he should e slapped Chris twice. Good ol forehand backhand.

Y'all really out here celebrating a man dancing at a PR event like he just won the Olympics 😭 This is the same guy who assaulted someone on live television in front of BILLIONS of people and you're acting like he's some kind of hero?? Nobody is keeping score of Jada's past more than Will's own fragile ego. He couldn't even keep his wife interested and now strangers on the internet are cheering him on?? The bar is in the ground and you people brought a shovel.

Finally Will Smith remembers he is Will fvcking Smith. A handsome, rich, talented, famous man. The least of his problems should be a bald woman in love with her dead thug boyfriend. Living his best life in Angola.