Sean Bury

Edited my wife into every frame of the Cheers intro.

@drewgmackie Think I need a full update. The sheep is news to me.

@drewgmackie I hope you scheduled this tweet back in 2021. When they were still called tweets.

@slmandel In my head, the customer is the world's top heart surgeon and she just looks like an idiot for being so dismissive.

That woman who owns the sandwich shop in that ad is awfully mean to the guy when he says, "Maybe one day my name will be on a sandwich." You can see the hope drain from his body.

@BarstoolSC This is fine.

Trojans end the season 7-5…

Thanks for 2 years, Caleb, you're fun to watch. Good luck at the next level! @CALEBcsw

"What would've happened if USC parted ways with Grinch after the Tulane loss?"

@SouthwestAir Oh, he and his sister loved their flights this summer. Thank you, we'll be boarding again in September!

@BuryLikeFury We love it! Seem's like your son is ready for take-off! Send us a DM for a treat the next time you both are on board! 💙❤️💛 -Alex

Hey @SouthwestAir, my son made this paper airplane and has asked me several times to share it with you.

I'm not sure why he's so keen on acknowledgement from a brand, but here ya go, doing my fatherly duty!

@BruceFeldmanCFB @Williams_Justin @NicoleAuerbach Is this in reference to Mark Bohn?

"They gave the keys to an idiot again, and he’s not even their idiot.” USC had another AD hire blow up in its face, and its just the latest embarrassment from a school that just can't get out of its own way. Reporting w/ @Williams_Justin & @NicoleAuerbach: theathletic.com/4552124/2023/0…

Happy 3rd anniversary of my creative pinnacle.

It's my birthday and I wrote a book! @clintgage, @Michael_Truly, @brockwilbur, @SeanPersaudMD, @sineadpersaud, @BuryLikeFury, Nicholas Daly Clark, @SuzyHenschel & @RobKerkovich also wrote the book. But it's not their birthday. Read today, listen Friday! amazon.com/dp/B0BF3Z2FPN

@michmarkowitz all up in my NYT morning round up. Nice work, my friend.

@eccantwell @ifyoucantwell Congrats! Sorry 'bout the snip snip miss. Not a bad consolation prize there, though.

Had a baby today! His name is Fox! We are both doing as good as we can be and I am already warning him about the perils of going home to two older brothers. Many thanks to @ifyoucantwell for being the best partner even though his vasectomy didn’t work.

@ifyoucantwell @eccantwell Congrats man!

@AlanTudyk Looks like she's overseeing the trial of General Zod.

Two years ago today I hit my creative pinnacle.

Day 2 and I'm still riding this high. Will it ever end? youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfU…

My Twitter account is about to get its learner's permit. #MyTwitterAnniversary