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@King0Lobsters @CityBureaucrat Unless by German you mean Turkish.

@King0Lobsters @CityBureaucrat I'm from Germany and I've been in Iran several times for work a decade ago. I've never seen a German looking Iranian. Show me a random leader of Iran who look like a German please.

It's interesting that nearly 4,000 years ago in what is now Khazakhstan, there was a fort dedicated to mass-producing bronze weapons of war, which was operated by genetic Germans who spoke Iranian. Clearly something else happened to Iranians in the interim.

@CarlZha @RnaudBertrand Third world behaviour and superstition

People were scared to use Chengdu metro line 13 because it's driverless. Metro's solution is to put a guy who sit in front to pretend he is the driver. There's no controls and he is not allowed to play w mobile phone. His job is just be there to make people comfortable 😭

@rascal007x @FurkanGozukara Bro if you have ever a former Yugoslavian, you should understand why the state was a massive time bomb waiting to explode at any given time, kept together with violence by Tito

@FurkanGozukara IMF was also instrumental in breaking up the former Yugoslavia after the death of Tito. Instead of making one loan to the entire country, IMF made proportionally smaller loans to each Republic, fomenting the divides Tito had kept in check.

Absolute bombshell. Prominent economist Richard Werner confirms the 1997 Asian financial crisis was completely engineered. He reveals the IMF deliberately bankrupted Thailand to force them into selling off their national industries to foreign elites for pennies!

@Parisienne66491 @repubblica Ecco l'esperto

@repubblica Resta il fatto che a quella profondità, non vai con attrezzatura ricreativa.

Maldive, “i sub ingannati dalla sabbia hanno sbagliato uscita e sono rimasti intrappolati” repubblica.it/cronaca/2026/0…

@180backtrack @FinnishMike Are you retarded? He just explained to you the problem and you can clearly see it's smaller.

@FinnishMike Every economy seat has the same width; they are standard seats.

Almost 8 months ago @KLM said they will reimburse my payment for this seat, which is not supposed to be on sales for passangers. Since then, theyve completely ignored me wont even reply back to emails anymore.

I am proud and thankful to have served in the U.S. House of Representatives with my friend Thomas Massie, a giant among weak pathetic men. Releasing the Epstein files was our demise. But it was worth every single bit because now everyone knows the truth. You are ruled by the Epstein class that cares nothing about you and your elected leaders are bought and controlled by a foreign lobby. Tonight the future of the Republican Party was destroyed. The Real America First Movement will rise led by the younger generations, who hate the old guard with an unquenchable passion. Let us pray that we have a country left by the time these creatures are gone.

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

@FreyasFlame_9 @DrPhiltill A cunt

@DrPhiltill I saw her on an episode of ´hot ones´once. She was utterly obnoxious and what’s the word for somebody who truly BELIEVES they are above everybody else, but isnt narcissism

She’s one of the few people who has a legitimate Bacon-Erdös-Sabbath number. Stephen Hawking is another person who has it.

@S5traut @Lordmiles 100% he won't do it

@Lordmiles You’ll never actually do this.

For the last few months I’ve been training rock climbing because Rockall next year is insane. So you jump into the Atlantic ocean which will be freezing, then you have to cling to some seaweed without getting swept away by violent waves into underwater caves. Most likely when you start climbing the waves will bash you into the rock causing bad bruising. Then it’s a climb to the top of rockall to the only habitable part, halls ledge. That’s 11ft by 4ft. That’s all the space I’ll have for months. Then I’ll have to hoist up all my supplies and shelter onto the rock and strap it into place. The entire experience will smell like bird poop. Exciting!

@nypost The Kraken will keep eating divers until morale improves.

@ren_wen_moon @Howlingmutant0 The only one able to keep her on a diet

@Howlingmutant0 Speaking of post nut clarity, Mutant did you know Fellini made a film about the Gio Scotti / Benito Mussolini love affair? I just found out myself

I was hanging with some guys from work and they were talking about “post nut clarity” after sex with a fat girl. And I thought “oh, edgy humor, perhaps ‘the mutant’ should chime in”. So I said “Yeah, imagine how a child molester feels!” And the mood in the room totally dropped

@ValVerdePres @LondonMoneyFS He won't, he made it up.

@LondonMoneyFS No, something isn't right there. Lay it all out, there's no concerns if names are omitted.

Another uncomfortable client call looms where I have to inform them that they need to secure a £60k per annum pay rise before October in order to absorb the upcoming increase in their mortgage rate

@AliRizvi313 @CarlZha Yeah, the famous Khazars Empire in Denmark.

@CarlZha because

Why some Russian Jewish look vaguely Asian?

@jon_lander54263 @dshensmith @nuriyahk I was thinking about answering you with proper arguments, but I think go fuck yourself should do it.

@dshensmith @nuriyahk Nelson Mandela wouldn’t have been allowed to run for president under this type of law.

Imagine the rest of the world reading this.

@m9QD6L4IgW @JohnfaeScotland @BBC They have no resources to investigate at all.

@JohnfaeScotland @BBC They investigated or they just say they did? 🤔🤔

The BBC licence enforcement team has been investigating my Mother's empty flat for 8 months. They're pretty crap at what they do. 8 months, and they still haven't established that my Mother died last year. @bbc

@Uli1056913 @BBDaybreakEU Swiss extremely rarely, and most of the time they are Germans living in Switzerland

@BBDaybreakEU It's honestly so crazy. No matter how remote or unknown the place is or what crazy shit you have to do to get there, there are always Germans and if not Austrians or Swiss.

Germans are strong contenders for the most adventurous tourists in the world right now. A few other smaller northern European countries might rank alongside them on a per capita basis. They completely outnumber Britons in genuinely offbeat places like unrecognised republics, frozen conflict zones and places with varying degrees of ongoing insurgency, places deep in the mountains or jungle, or even just places which don't speak English and seem vaguely scary to the average moron, like China.

@JamesMelville I've never met anyone in my life who paid full price for Dominos. Show me the receipt if you have balls

Large domino’s pizza = £24.99

@Malcolm_Offord I'm with you but this tweet is detached from reality and house valuation for 99% of the Scottish families

How has the party of Alex Salmond so firmly turned its back on aspiration, becoming indistinguishable from the Greens? After inflation, and if it’s based on home report valuations, in 2028 this so-called “mansion tax” would hit every home you could currently list for offers over £900k. If it’s based on typical sales values, probably less. But in Edinburgh & Glasgow that doesn’t get you a “mansion”. That gets you a home fit for a family in a quiet area with low crime and a good school, usually in a terrace or a semi-detached. This is a Terrace Tax, punishing thousands of families with mortgages, and pensioners enjoying the fruits of their long careers – an extra bill for them to pay, regardless of how much they earn. And how sorry a state we’re in, that in England a “mansion” taxed by Labour is worth double that of the SNP’s Scotland! Enough of this ideology of impoverishment. What I want for Scotland is a politics of plenty, where a good, comfortable life is attainable and encouraged for all. …and sorry Mr Swinney. Nice try, but I’ve no jets!

@IainCathro @theSNP Not a fan of SNP but why lying though?