It's okay, it's just me🇨🇦

@MasJacquemus @chrissyteigen Garlic boursin must be at least 50% crack. I just drooled thinking about it.

@NiallHarbison What a beautiful step forward for sweet Rocky! A special moment for sure.

I’m speechless about what Rocky just did. Not in a million years did I think he would get to this stage so quick ❤️

I don't get greed. If I had Bezos cash, I'd be fixing a problem every week. Homelessness? Not on my watch. Hungry kids in school? No way. Animal shelters full? I'll build 10,000 more.

@MavrocksGirl @ClaudetteGGibs1 Not something I expected to ever hear but I'm all for it!

YES!!!

‘Women are adopting AI at lower rates than men.’ Yeah, because we aren’t f*cking fools.

@BlueJays Well, you are in the Twin cities.

My patient stuck in ER for 4 days with no hospital bed to accept them is more important than: -landing more jets in Toronto -an Austrian spa -a new Science Center -a new jet -rebate cheques before an election -accelerated expanded alcohol sales

My entire knowledge of Connecticut and anyone from there is literally only my childhood friends Kristy, Dawn, Mary Anne, Claudia and Stacey

@NiallHarbison Best tail wag I've ever seen. What a good boy! ❤️

Rocky’s tail is back in action ❤️ He is also leaning in for attention. The comeback is on!

This is chess, not checkers 😅

SUMMER DRINKING TIP: When someone says they’re not drinking/refusing the alcoholic beverage you’re offering, do not ask why. Just offer a non-alcoholic option and move on.. because whatever the reason is, it’s almost always none of your business.

An MLB player tosses a ball to a kid wearing his jersey. The kid makes the catch… then hands it to his little sister and gives her a hug. How can you not love baseball

The only data centers that communities actually need are PUBLIC LIBRARIES.

@BuffaloBisons @BlueJays

@antnobili @Montreal_Expos @ElliottFPrice Hope you don't get the giggle loop (iykyk)

@Montreal_Expos @ElliottFPrice This just made me laugh in a funeral.

We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers. Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.

@DunedinBlueJays Slow and steady. Don't rush it. We need you to last through the Fall 😉🤞

Trey Yesavage gets the ball in his second MLB rehab outing when we resume play at 4:00 PM in St. Lucie!

@MadelnCanada Please tell me that's a delayed April Fool's Joke.

Sorry Heinz no ketchup on poutine…

@DiscussingFilm @ianabailey

Michael J. Fox has made a statement after CNN released a video titled “Remembering the life of actor Michael J. Fox.” “How do you react when you turn on the TV and CNN is reporting your death? Do you…A) switch to MNSBC, or whatever they are calling themselves these days, (B) Pour scolding hot water on your lap, if it hurts your fine, (C) Call your wife, hopefully she’s concerned but reassuring, (D) Relax, they do this once every year, (E) Ask yourself wtf ? I thought the world was ending, but apparently it’s just me and I’m ok. Love, Mike.”

@DevonESawa 😂😂 Good thing you have free will.

Fucking breaks my heart that the Internet says I can’t like the Dodgers and the Blue Jays at the same time. I miss 5-6 hours of baseball a day. But James from his mom‘s basement says I can’t.

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything