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@rachelvscott We can all agree that at this point, anything he says is either not believable or false 🫠

Spoke with President Trump. He told me the conflict should be over in days, not weeks but if no deal is made he’s blowing up the whole country with “very little” off the table. "If happens, it happens. And if it doesn't, we're blowing up the whole country,” he said. I asked if there’s anything off limits. “Very little,” he said.

@mmpadellan I hope he's ok. I'm more worried by the replacement tbh. And this says a lot considering how bad Trump is 😂

Let me be clear: I don't think trump is dead. I do believe he is severely ill, possibly incapacitated, and likely not able to communicate himself. Why? It's not because of the threats of war crimes in his Easter post. It's not because he said "Praise be to Allah," as weird as that was. It's not because he dropped an F bomb, saying "open the fuckin' Strait you crazy bastards." It's not even because of the apostrophe, although it is unusual that he used it correctly. It's that his posts have suspiciously become error-free, and we all know he has neither "the best words" nor the best punctuation or grammar. It's that this attention whore, who loves to be on camera, has been off camera for 48-72 hours. It's that this compulsive liar, who claimed to be the most transparent, has been the LEAST transparent, hiding the reasons for his drooping face, his bruised hands, cankles, and the medical device strapped to his rear end or side. If the President of the United States is incapacitated, and unable to perform his duties, the American people deserve to be notified. And the 25th Amendment has to be invoked. And sadly, that would make JD Vance the current POTUS. But you lying fuckers have to come clean about this, while Stephen Miller is busy recalibrating trump's next fake post.

@factpostnews This guy is fully disconnected from the reality of American people.

JD Vance on child care: "One of the ways that you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is make it so that, you know, maybe grandma and grandpa wants to help out a little bit more."

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla My Roborock does this for years 😂

Autonomous robots clean the floors at @Tesla's Giga Texas factory 🤖

@martyrdison If you need to share location without a "security"/"safety" reason with your partner, you are in the wrong relationship.

i once dated someone and we got into a playful argument about why they wouldn’t share location “i’m a very private person, this feels like it’s moving too fast, that’s a big step” months later, after it didn’t work out, we were friends and i said “ok i need your location for logistics” he admitted the real reason he wouldn’t share it was because he never left the house and didn’t want anyone to see

@bprintco @itry2makestuff I really like this one - best description on what people thought before having kids. Or even when having them. Each kid is different and that's how it is instagram.com/reel/DTBS27Mkk…

@bprintco @itry2makestuff So how do you handle them at the restaurant to have a quiet dinner for 15 mins? Especially if they are 2 yrs old.

Unfortunately true. Took our 6 yo nephew to lunch one day and his nose was in his tablet the whole time. When we sat down for lunch I had to say his name 5 times to get his attention and I asked him “Hey bud, do you know where you are or what we’re doing?” He looks around and says “nope”. Then went right back to his tablet. He has the attention span of a goldfish. His parents try to take it away sometimes and it’s like they unleashed a demon. He also has eating issues and is too skinny and won’t eat because he can’t look away. Just like a drug addict. The videos he watches are some serious brain rot stuff too. He’s more interested in watching videos of other kids play with toys than he is playing with his own toys.

@bprintco @itry2makestuff So many experts here. We use crayons & paper & sugar/pepper & all other items. But SOMETIMES it is OK to let them watch 15 minutes of Miss Rachel so you can breath while eating.

@mayemusk Your son has no shame at all for someone who has hundreds of millions of followers. But, yeah, he's a victim. I respect this as you are a good mother in protecting him.

This dishonesty and hatred from the legacy media towards Elon for the past 20 years has been very painful for me, as his mother. In my new book, TIMELESS, that comes out in September, I write about it. Do journalists have no shame? Are they told to lie or they will be fired? Who is paying them? Feel free to vent in your comments.😖😖

@PressSec 😂

Happy Easter: Egg Prices Are Down 80% breitbart.com/economy/2026/0…

@ThePrimeagen @kenwheeler I actually like her approach: teaching future men that women are also main characters is not bad at all.

@kenwheeler wtf is the point of this? this is the strangest ass behavior ever.

those kids probably watch the shit out of clavicular

@MalwareJake I mean...you also poke them a bit, isn't it? 😏 Not sure what's wrong with the guy's comment on the facial recognition. Am I missing smth

ICE was checking IDs at the Atlanta airport today. The.guy said "your DL photo is super light, so facial recognition might not work." I snapped back "that's so you know not to illegally deport me." His buddy said "we can find a reason" and NOTHING could be more on-brand for an encounter with ICE.

@AmirAminiMD Was there a question about good or bad migrant? I read the initial tweets and could not find anything related to being a migrant. So why the rant?

Please tell me: what can I do better to assimilate? To finally become a good migrant? I am a board-certified neurosurgeon, one of only a handful in this country with additional endovascular training (still undergoing), currently with 19 high-impact publications and a doctoral thesis (summa cum laude) focused on the development of an entirely new field in the microsurgical training of young neurosurgeons, patented with the goal of free worldwide accessibility and reproducibility, and in the process of publishing my first book on this topic. I also happen to love whisky and currywurst. And everything about Western literature and art, just as I love and appreciate all these things in every other culture and civilization. Sadly, I am not going to support genocidal scum and child rapists commit endless crimes against humanity, if that’s your idea of assimilation. And I am not going to just watch them burn down the world in real time and shut up about it in order to protect myself and my career. I swore an oath. And I take it very seriously. (I do however apologize for the cheap self-congratulatory introduction for the sake of the argument)

@horia85 Sunt aceleasi dotari?

M-am gandit azi sa ma uit un pic pe mult laudatul si mult anuntatul "magazin online" al celor de la ANAF. Primul anunt: Ferrari F430 Spider. Pret de pornire: 706.500 Lei (TVA inclus), adica ~144k eur. + Taxa de participare 70.650 lei (adica inca 14k eur). Total 158.000 euro, pretul de pornire. Aceeasi masina, cu km mai putini, pe un site de anunturi auto: 110.950 eur. No, m-am lamurit si cu ANAF.

@MB_Hogan This reminds me of another president who thought they'll take their neighbor overnight. This was 4 years ago ;)

My read on this is Trump is done with this war. He never intended for there to be boots on the ground. So the choice is now simple for Iran — open the strait and agree to no nuclear weapons or the US will destroy all their oil/energy and just leave, which will be so economically devastating for Iran it will probably be the end of the Islamic regime anyway.

We've shipped a record number of wheelchairs this month and March isn't even over yet. 🔥 I estimate that in the last year we have saved the wheelchair community about $2,000,000 by not charging as much money as the other guys do. Thank you for watching my videos. NotaWheelchair.com

@BillyM2k Not liking him will only grow from now on. Democrats might have a comeback soon

the problem with not liking trump is the democrats really suck at everything

@patrickbetdavid If you are a Democrat, here's your variant: Adam Mockler. Funny how I see these 2 more often lately. Republicans with Nick and Democrats with Adam. Who's in the middle?

Nick Shirley is the kind of young man we need more of. He’s Tough He’s Relentless He confronts respectfully He’s Fearless He’s Brave He Loves America He’s a Man of faith He’s Humble yet driven. We need to continue to encourage & support young brave men like him.

@elonmusk Probability of you being a decent human being, based on what images you like & generate with grok, is 0.0%.

Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0%

@elonmusk So tired of grown up men generating AI images with girls/women. Grow up a bit and stop this stupidity.

The new Imagine model will be even more beautiful