Carolyn Dortort

@LucasSa56947288 Getting old?

It’s only a matter of time till Donald Trump falls down the stairs!!!!!

@CarlHigbie @SenSchumer You should thank the Republican Party

Just wanna give a huge shout out to d-bag @SenSchumer for the 3 hour TSA lines this am. Thx democrats

@AdrianneCurry Your granny’s closet?

I didnt realize the greatness of a Kaftan dress till I tried it. Where has this been my whole life?

Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Democrats introduced 7 bills to fund TSA. Each one was blocked by Republicans.

@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan Isn’t that the baby desk they used to bust on Biden for using?

Trump visibly struggles to awkwardly lower himself into a chair, despite repeatedly claiming he’s the “healthiest President ever.”

@tracegallagher Banished to the bar?! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: Ruth's Chris Steak House is now enforcing its business casual dress code, warning diners in baseball caps, gym wear, tank tops, and revealing clothing they may be banished to the bar. Do you support the clothing crackdown?

@EricSpracklen You forgot the old white men

No one over 75 years old should be allowed to hold public office in the United States. This is truly ridiculous.

People are removing their Trump stickers from their cars. I took mine off last summer when Trump was saying, “are we still talking about Epstein?” I knew then he was one of them. But good for everyone for finally catching up. LEAVE THE MAGA CULT NOW.

@Gidi_Traffic Because men wanted to see more butt

Question: Why are women’s uniforms different from men’s in the same sport? ✍🏽

I make a promise right now: I will not lift a finger; I will not recruit volunteers; & I will not help in any fashion any Senators that do not support the SAVE America Act. That goes for both sides. Not supporting the talking filibuster = not supporting SAVE America Act.

@TheTennisLetter So humble

Carlos Alcaraz's bag at the Miami Open "Youngest ever to win the 4 of them" 🫡

Just paid this in Des Moines at the Shell station off 272nd.

@McFaul The leaning tower

He sums it up quite nicely.

@HenryFrank02 Wait Why should I Care about what HE thinks

🚨BREAKING: Retired Marine Joey Jones just NAILED IT on VOTER ID: "If you can't handle proving you're a citizen...I don't give a D*MN if you don't vote again, because I don't CARE what you have to say!" “If that’s mean or elitist, I really don’t care! And if you’re a politician and those are the people you’re advocating for, I really hope you lose too!" “If you’re going to be in the greatest and most prosperous country in the world, you should want to take part in it and give a little to do it." "JFK said ‘don’t ask what your country can do but ask what you can do for your country’: You can find your birth certificate and go get a free ID to vote. That is what you can do for your country!" 🇺🇸 PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT. Do you firmly support this? IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@CoffinItUp Well, He IS a Blow hard

Scott Pressler?

@BonerWizard I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM SENDING YOUR KIDS TO WORK or WAR

she looks like someone’s big toe made a wish to be a real girl

@Acyn Yes! Like the NEW Funeral Hat!🧢

Kayleigh: John Fetterman showing up in a hoodie, he should be welcome. It's the new suit in my opinion

@kylegriffin1 @fred_guttenberg They said “Sir! Do Not Stop Until The Job Is Done “

BREAKING NBC: Pete Hegseth says 'family after family' of service members killed urged the admin to "not stop until the job is done." But the father of one of those service members says he never said that. "I can't speak for the other families. When he spoke to me, that was not something we talked about." nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

@mymomcare Does it ? They both look like Sarah pre Ozempic

The Croissanterie is a bakery/restaurant/coffee shop that kicked out Governor Sanders - they said their employees and customers didn’t feel comfortable. The picture explains it all.

@KellyMorrisonMN @atrupar I don’t agree but I am sure you are showing health insurance card and license when being admitted

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.