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Wow!

@MayorOfIjesa I don follow you, make I knw wait too much before you share am oo🤣😡

I will like to say how I actually punish her , but will save it for another day

I once caught a girl in a lie and didn’t even react… that was how I knew it was over. It started small. She said she was going to bed early… “I’m tired, long day” type of message. Nothing suspicious. Around 12:47am, I randomly woke up. No reason. Just one of those nights.

@ABUJAPLUG 🤲🏽🤲🏽

@arojinle1 Embarrassment

Guess what a group of pandas is called😭

@Clinton_Arinze0 🤣🤣🤣

@Ashibabon Are all the vendors complete or you still need any other?

The plan is to have a house party by month end. (18+ only) •private Apartment •swimming pool (this weather too hot abeg) •games, drinks, music, networking, fun fun funnnnnnn! Una go come? Its not gon be free oo because I realize say una no dey value free things

@kolawole10034 @favvy_empress 😱 Ahh

@favvy_empress As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 4 thoughts later.

@Latifat_writes @FuroBig Amen and yours to

@FuroBig May all our prayers be answered in this blessed month.

Yah Allah pleaseee answer my prayers I can’t fail😪 I’m the first born 🤲🥺 I have no one 🙂‍↔️ Dakun Shanu mhi 🥺🤲😔

@Adrian_realestt Trying to improve my financial life.

There's a boy somewhere right now no girlfriend, no calls, no texts, Just by himself, pressing phone😢💔 How are you doing Bro 😎🤗

@AshE_Nuel 💔 the good part is that you didn’t end up with her.

My girlfriend texted me "i love you around 2pm", she's never done that before, so i called her, she didn't pick up. I called her a more times, no answer. I was feeling something happened, several calls and no answer. Around 4am i quickly drove to her place which took about 2 hours, i knocked severally no answer. Something told me to pack at a corner and wait so i did, Lo and behold, i saw a black Benz drop my girl, the guy gave her a kiss and 30k. I called her number again she didn't pick. So i sent her the pictures i took when she was kissing. I wrote "nothing pained me pass you wrote i love you to me when you're having sex with another man". I drove off, that was the last time i saw her.

@Latifat_writes Amen!

Bi'idhnillah, my prayers will be answered, and I will tell God, "This is more than I asked for"

@Latifat_writes Amen

@CEO_Fkay May God bless them for us.

I will continue to say this, "If you are not surrounded by good people, you need to change some things about you." I met this lady in my 100L. She's nonchalant with a little touch of bad habits, but she's kind and generous. We are in the same faculty but different departments...

@Latifat_writes You are welcome

@CEO_Fkay Thanks for reading. 💜

I'm not married yet, but there's this experience my mom had that would never leave my head. I once saw my mom moody after a conversation she had with her family. She didn't want to open up at first, but somehow, she found herself confiding in me.

@Dr_Pharouk Hydrogen peroxide can also do it to.

Take a close look at this picture and tell me what you think could make someone’s teeth this white. The winner gets dinner from me. Hint: Basic thing. 😅

@Dr_Pharouk The inside of plantain peels. That white yellowish stuff

@8Planets_ @afeez002 @instablog9ja Depends on the context

@afeez002 @instablog9ja Not even close. Cus suprise should be ijoloju And wonderful is iyalenu.

If Lojiji Is Suddenly, Then What’s The Emergency? 🤔🗣️

@8Planets_ @instablog9ja Surprise

@instablog9ja Emergency is pajawiri Whats Kayefi?

@instablog9ja Pajawiri

@Thebiglade @_kathiiie Sagem

A phone brand we all used to know, but this generation has no idea it ever existed.