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Your CIO's Evil Twin
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Your CIO's Evil Twin
@CIOeviltwin
Making fun of your Chief Information Officer, one kilobyte at a time. PEW PEW PEW I AM A LEAF ON THE WIND! 🖖🏼 Also, @CEOofStarTrek made me CIO. 🛰
University of Farmington Katılım Kasım 2019
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@HigherEd_ITGuy @ProfGoat Let’s uh…take away their actual phones.
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ah, going to e-mail the class. Ok, LMS log in..oops, phone is upstairs being charged and we have TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION.
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@ass_deans But “after 5 on weekdays or during the weekend” is exactly when you’ve asked that I turn off the network on campus.
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I am sorry I haven’t responded to your October 13 email yet, but a more pressing matter has come up. Your students are complaining that you don’t respond to email after 5 on weekdays or during the weekend. Please do better. Our customers are paying for your constant attention!
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Leave Twitter for Mastodon? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances!
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No, the Title IX complaint against you isn’t because your phone went off in a meeting. It’s because your ringtone was “I want your sex.”
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@ass_deans Does the Astronomy department get to keep their green lasers? Because they use those to point out stars in constellations.
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We’ve deactivated all the clicker-pointer lasers. We warned you and warned you to be careful, that someone was gonna lose an eye. Well guess what?
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Academics threatening to leave academic twitter for Mastodon are like academics who swear they’ll leave the university if you don’t give them a raise. 👋 👋 👋
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ATTN: When @ass_deans informs us she is leaving Twitter and to follow her on our new Mastodon server, this will be the default message you will receive until you file your TPS reports.
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@ass_deans If he buys a uni, will that make Chief Unic?
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Elon Musk would have made such a great dean! Maybe he’ll buy a college next!
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@ass_deans And we’ll give them back when we’re done. That’s what @ass_deans calls fair use.
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No, we didn’t plagiarize, we borrowed from the best practices of our aspirant institutions
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Where is everyone going once Trump returns to this platform? Serious question.
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@HigherEd_ITGuy @ass_deans Does that mean “Replicative Arts” will go back to “Photography?”
Asking for a friend… 📸
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Email from @ass_deans :
I'm excited to announce a brand new curriculum for next fall. If the course titles look familiar, they are! It turns out that the buzzword-filled and "cutting edge" course titles that faculty chose in 2017 didn't age well, so I'm changing them back.
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@ass_deans That hasn’t stopped me from using all the technology on campus as a crypto currency mining operation.
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Remember my job isn’t to help you do good things, it’s to keep you from doing bad things. I am very good at my job.
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Well, hello Black Mirror! 🫣
Insider Tech@TechInsider
For the past two years, Evan Ratliff (@ev_rat) has been following a woman around the internet. But Albertina Geller — or her face, at least — wasn't actually human. She was the product of artificial intelligence. 👇 businessinsider.com/artificial-int…
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Me finding out @ass_deans tried to hack my account using MFA fatigue during #CyberSecurityAwareness month.
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