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@Brash_1 That’s so insane.

Although Air Canada is officially bilingual, Rousseau – a native English-speaker – issued a four-minute video that only featured two words in French. Parliament’s language committee voted on Tuesday to summon him to Ottawa to discuss the matter. I guess what I’m trying to say is: Canada is not a serious country.

@dtmcculloch 70s porn ready 😉😎

yup.

Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.

You have TSA skip the line for you and yet you voted 10 times to not pay @fema employees, @USCG members, @SecretService agents, the people at Homeland Investigations which pursue child traffickers, and the @BPUnion which has cut illegal entry into our nation by 95%! Stop advocating for illegals, stop playing games, and pay all 260,000 American workers at DHS!

@brandonwojo @corporatedudes

@corporatedudes Dude I spent 10 min today listening how the marketing team had multiple meetings in Q4 over whether to use cyan blue or turquoise blue on the new decks. True story

Boss: “Sorry there’s not enough budget for this” Meanwhile the Marketing team:

Had some time to get the smoker fully spring-ready. Let’s go! @brandonwojo

Don’t we need RealID to fly? And didn’t we all need to supply a bunch of documents to get it including verifying legality? And name, and all of it? So what’s the push-back about ICE at airports since we already verified everything? And SAVE is the same thing - just do it!

PEEPS! 😱😱😱OMG! We're out of Easter PEEPS! This will just not do! 😬😬😬

@JosephVaden I wasn’t Chopped!!!!

@COFlyerCLE Oh, puh-lease...

Dinner at home tonight: Pearl Couscous, Feta brine-marinated broiled chicken breasts, fresh Greek salad - finished with Greek olive oils and some feta brine. Probably one of the best things I just created in a long time… so good. Zero leftovers.

@JosephVaden I hope not… the plating was so bad. But it was soooooo good!

@COFlyerCLE Does the Michelin team make house calls?

@DivaQBBQ We have made believers out of our non-beet-loving friends by making roasted beet salads with goat cheese. Amazing stuff.

Lunch today. I had a really fantastic salad out. It was beautiful, roasted beets.

@kylelambertkc @ironguy27 Without fail.

@ironguy27 👍👍👍👍👍

Absolutely yes

@wanderingshane @hastybakegrills Mmmmmmm

Bangin Smoke Chicken tonight for dinner @hastybakegrills @COFlyerCLE #dinner #hastybake #smokedmeat

Tonight’s dinner at home: - Smash Burgers - 1/4 lb patties smashed, seasoned, and finished with American cheese. Double patties, mustard, and dill pickles - Greek salads - English cucumber, tomato, green pepper, red onion, imported feta with brine. Finished with olive oil.

@BradleyReedUSMC Absolutely!

Enjoy it and maybe ask for another too

There was absolutely ‘crying in baseball’ that day. That season. It was incredibly sad and tragic.

@JohnSymons @BradleyReedUSMC Just picked up a couple racks of St. Louis Ribs - those are good and meaty.

@BradleyReedUSMC I do all the freakin time. My favorite pork.

Oh heck yeah…

@brandonwojo Also a sign of getting old, brother!

Hurting your back w little kids is just the worst. Can’t do shit