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A Michael Scott
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A Michael Scott
@CUTomorrowNight
Not THE Michael Scott; lemming-watcher; semicolon user; lacking sound & fury 'I read the news today, oh boy.'
East of Target Field Katılım Ekim 2012
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We’ve been wasting our time for 1000 years. THIS is the best spelling bee format.
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Jason Alexander made an emergency start for the Astros.
Yada yada yada, the Twins were shut out for six innings.
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@maggiewestrum What if she's the local hangman? Hanglady? Hangperson?
Director of Hanging Services?
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Lemon, I'm going to need you to babysit my nephew for the night. His name's Timmy something or other. Try not to embarrass yourself.
alli@sonofalli
comms, socials, events
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@maggiewestrum Chekhov's Hairpiece was the working title for Chekhov's Gun.
Every element in a story - a detail, an object or toupee - must be relevant or necessary.
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Tommy Tuberville proves to the world that a football hitting your head can turn you into a racist piece of shit. Congrats, Tommy.
Coach Tommy Tuberville@SenTuberville
The enemy is inside the gates.
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@maggiewestrum Major cause of the Civil War that they don't teach in school.
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there are 2 types of people in this world—mad people and cracked people
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Variety@Variety
Disney killed Adam Driver's "Star Wars" movie "The Hunt for Ben Solo" without even know the budget or other production details, says director Steven Soderbergh. “We were all frustrated. You know, that was two and a half years of free work for me and Adam and [writer] Rebecca Blunt. When Adam and I discussed him talking about it publicly, I said, ‘Look, do not editorialize or speculate about the why. Just say what happened, because all we know is what happened.’ The stated reason was ‘We don’t think Ben Solo could be alive.’ And that was all we were told. And so there’s nothing to do about it, you know, except move on... I’d kind of made the movie in my head, and just felt bad that nobody else was going to get to see it,” the director continued. “I thought the conversation was strictly going to be a practical one—where they go, what is this going to cost? And I had a really good answer for that. But it never even got to that point. It’s insane. We’re all very disappointed." (via BK Mag) Read more here: variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@CodyPirkl Phillies no longer have Castellanos, Bader & Kepler but added Garcia. OF at bats needed there.
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Starting to think we're really gonna do this Trevor Larnach thing for another year.
Chandler Rome@Chandler_Rome
The Astros are re-acquiring Joey Loperfido from the Toronto Blue Jays for Jesús Sánchez, GM Dana Brown announced. It’s a money saving move — Sánchez is owed $6.8 million while Loperfido is making the league minimum.
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@franklinleonard Americans should mail participation awards of all varieties to the White House.
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I'm officially offer a $100 reward for the person who can get him to accept the most ridiculous trophy.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
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Anyone have an album from a relatively unknown band that's 10/10?
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Has @JDVance scolded us all yet for not being able to laugh off the President's light-hearted joke about the Obamas?
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