Chance

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

can't let gang know my mental health is getting worse.

by the time i realize im drunk, i be drunk as hell

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR" Me in May:

*childhood me thinking i’d be rich and own a house by 2026* a random day in 2026:

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

Ain’t no pictures on the scorecard, Brotha.

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

mfs will say wrestling fake then go watch vin diesel drive through 3 skyscrapers

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

ESPN sources: the Chicago Bears are working to finalize a trade that would send WR D.J. Moore to the Buffalo Bills. Compensation still is being discussed, and the trade cannot be processed until the new league year begins, but both sides are pushing to make it happen.

When you finish downloading GTA 6 and you hear someone in China just ate a bat again

Nah if ur a Bills fan how do u not kill yourself genuinely

Beane and Pegula are terrorists

BOUT TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL OFF THIS SEAN MCDERMOTT LOCKER ROOM SOUND

My goat used to look down at the rim 😔

“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget

Josh Allen in this trash organization