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@BusinessDayNg This is a lovely way of engagement in this age. Keep it up guys 👌

INVESTIGATION: Inside the N1.6bn UNILAG hostel that became part of crisis it was built to solve This BusinessDay Investigation takes you inside a taxpayer-funded hostel, now priced out of reach for the very students it was meant to help. Read the investigation here: businessday.ng/investigation/…

@OduduwaR Relax, Tinubu will send you 15kg rice with ororo and spag to calm your discombulated brain 🤣🤣🤣

Actor Kunle Remi self is tired. He expressed his frustration. E go touch everybody

@Uzochukwukwalu2 🤣🤣🤣 Ndi nnapu

Kedụ mgbe nkea bidoro?? Nna ehh ụdị nonsense na aga on na Nigeria all in the name of politics na agwu ike.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Better caption… Man rages against machine

NEW: Man completely loses his mind after a food delivery robot asked him to press the cross walk button for it

@Nairametrics Lemaoooo… Seems Kola is the newest magwaya to akwaya. Have the right mindset while Bayo Adelabu delivers 0kw of electricity in a week 😭😭

Policy won't build Nigeria. Infrastructure won't save us. Mindset will. Kola Adesina, Executive Director, Sahara Group says Africa's $1.5 trillion opportunity belongs to those who stop waiting for the government and start owning the problem.

@g_diets_ Commercial sardines marinated in seed oils ain’t that healthy bro.

3 boiled eggs — ₦900 Sardines — ₦2,000 Ugu and crayfish — ₦800 Coconut oil — ₦300 Total: ₦4,000. That is still less than what you spend on biscuits and soft drinks in a week.

@g_diets_ The false advertising was insane. I still remember as a kid, we used to carry the turkey brand in 5 liter metal can as a thing of pride.

FACT: In 1990, one in ten Nigerians had high blood pressure. Today it is one in three. Diabetes was a rich man’s problem. Now it lives in every street in Lagos. Every village in Enugu. Every family in Kano. What changed was not the stress. Not the water. Not the genes. It was the oil. Somebody in a boardroom in Europe decided that the fat Africans had cooked with for centuries was “dangerous.” They funded studies. Paid for headlines. Manufactured a replacement. Soybean oil. Canola oil. Sunflower oil. Extracted with hexane, a chemical solvent used in shoe factories. Shipped it here in yellow bottles with a picture of a heart on the label. And we bought it. By the millions. Within one generation, every kitchen in Nigeria changed. Not because the new oil was better. Because the marketing was louder than the science. The oil changed. The hospital bills changed with it. Nobody connected the two because nobody was paid to. Part 1 of 2 today. Stay on this page. If you are ready to take control of what goes into your body and stop following marketing disguised as health advice, send a dm to get a well-structured meal plan that actually supports your health. Share this with someone still cooking with the wrong oil.

@DaddyTwinzz That's the natural habitat. Especially as it keeps slipping off your hand as you tey to grab and split it open

Ice fish in Ofe Okro, yes or no?

@_OvalDesigns Hey dude, can I have full front elevation of slide 4? Looks like something I’ll like to do.

Nigerian developers would rather die than give you a sustainable house… As long as it’s painted white, labeled “luxury,” and priced high, you’re good to go. Frame 1: Nigerian “luxury” Frame 2, 3 & 4: Standard buildings Design sustainably today 🌿

@oku_yungx Pennis worship is now a thing? These folks play way too much

Woman prays and honors her husband’s Penis for years of active service.😭😭😭😭 Y’all need to see this. 🤣🤣🤣

@HonestarsenalF Why not drill a hole and pass the drain pipe behind instead of this conduit that may start leaking water into the wall?

I don’t understand why some people behave like this. Because of the current heat in the country, I decided to buy an AC. A technician came yesterday to install it, but he left the wall like this. He told me I would have to call a bricklayer to plaster it because it’s not part of his job. I disagreed and told him he should be the one to fix it, especially after collecting ₦150k for the installation. He then said he would come back today with cement or instant cement whatever to plaster it. He didn’t come today, and I’ve been calling him, but he hasn’t picked up. I don’t know what to do now, if I should arrest him with soldier tomorrow because I know his house.

@enyinna_ @yojora Well said. And this is what religiosity brought us into. And perfected by looting politicians.

I figured out that the reason why when you help many Nigerians, they add more energy to begging you constantly is ‘cos they don’t see your prior assistance as a single good deed, but as a confirmation that you’re indeed their helper. A manifestation of their spiritual belief.

@DanielofTruth That has been the goal. Monetizing the content from day one. Let’s see how far she goes.

Evangelist Tonto Dike has officially started her prayer streaming ministry. Good strategy, pray, serve God and monetise the content.

@BukkyOA Deepseek. Copilot. Gemini.

Other than ChatGPT and Claude of course, what other AI tool do you use daily? And please don’t say Grok.

@_PastorUmoEno You guys act so like jobless teenagers. You went to line up to bid him bye to Uk, went there to welcome him to Uk, then came back and lined up again to receive him back, now you’ve gone back to pay Eid homage… Haba now… let’s be serious for once.

I joined fellow Governors to pay homage to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, as part of the Eid al-Fitr celebrations. The meeting also provided an opportunity to engage with Mr. President on key national issues. Eid al-Fitr remains a joyful occasion marking the end of Ramadan, a period of fasting, prayer and reflection. I also participated in the South-South Governors’ Forum meeting, where we discussed regional collaboration and reviewed party activities as we plan ahead.

@ZamakonkeK 😂😂😂😂 Before you click send… always remember to edit like your life depends on it.

Me after I wrote an entire email with ChatGPT and I forgot to delete "Let me know if you'd like a more professional version".

@FinPlanKaluAja1 Someone cannot even define current or voltage

Serious question Does this Hon Minister have any background in Engineering or Power

Who remembers how these foods use to be everywhere in Nigeria but now hmmm… especially the number one. God abeg 🙏

@omoelerinjare @IykeNwaObi @Wazobianaiaja @beefytboy @everydaylife_ng @officialbat419 @IamtheOYE @Mazi_Chinonso1 @nkwukagram @Okorojacob4 @Real_Giilo You’d leave the one that was joined together with you as one for your kids? Nah… the woman is a clown?

A Lady asks her Mum and Dad to choose TWO out of the FOUR options she gave her, guess what they chose?

@247IGBO @officialbat419 But who is this guy exactly? Is that a game show? His aggro Dey off me 😂

Her tribe is Idoma, her father is Idoma, her mother is Idoma, she never traveled to Igboland but by association with Igbo in far away Lafia, Nasarawa state she learned Igbo language. If an Idoma girl can do it, you as Igbo can too. Start now.