Chris R. Smith

@ESO_Solutions It's not a time savings when you use the iOS app which takes longer and is full of bugs. 🤷

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@HandtevyMD Yes sir. That is the standard answer. The standard question we are asked: How much O2 are they on? Me: Oh, it's just to monitor end tidal. Nurse: Confused look 🤷 My thought: 🤦

We brought 2 patients to area hospitals today, both AMS and one required chemical sedation. Both calls run perfectly by our crew. In the ED, continuous waveform capnography we had placed were pulled off. Me: Excuse me, where’s your ETCO2? Respiratory: We don’t do that in the ED. 😳😳😳

@ninicece2 @NBCNews Gravity

@NBCNews How is that possible

For the first time, scientists caught a star in the act of swallowing a planet. nbcnews.com/science/space/…

@TheBickerLab The town should capitalize on their name by having a Funk celebration. All things funk related should be celebrated. From towns to chemist (with the name Funk and who were born there) to music genres to Railroads of a Grand nature....

@C_RSmith Yes! Needed a good Chris Smith famous birthdays fact today. Other fun fact: I was born and raised in Funk, OH. No relation to Casimir (that I know of).

@TheBickerLab In case you haven't seen the Google homepage today, they (as we all should) are celebrating Casimir Funk's 140th Birthday. In case you need a fun fact for the day.... Haha #ImportanDaysInChemistryHistory

@NBCNews But both his parents are immigrants...... So doesn't that mean he gets deported? 🤔🤔🤔. Oh, just children...

GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy says if elected president, he would deport American-born children of undocumented immigrants — children who are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status, according to the 14th Amendment. nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…

@TheBickerLab VERY WELL deserved, sir! Thanks for being such a light to everyone around you.

Also, a few updates to the email signature to share today. Excited for the opportunities in a new role.

Happy 10th birthday @TheBickerLab. What a privilege to participate in the journey of so many amazing students! Here's to many more years of "doing stuff and being awesome!"

.@TheBickerLab Just so you know.... Today is Rosalind Franklin's birthday. Would've made a great bonus question on your test. 😂

@johndelony Just quoted GI Joe. Just like my freshmen physical science teacher. Clearly this elevates his already amazing podcast.

I just heard this and can't I hear it.... Insulin is the Paul Revere for glucose.

FBI launches hate crime investigation after a swastika was carved into the back of a Jewish teen with autism, report says news.yahoo.com/fbi-launches-h… via @YahooNews The fact that it is our children doing this should concern us all.

My girlfriend gets these random moments where she wants to lift me on her back and carry me. No matter what I'm going through, it always puts a smile on my face and we giggle about it. It's one of the best parts of my day, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

@GatewayArchNPS Visited the arch today, had a fantastic visit! The movie kept mentioning Bill, who I believe was the crane operator. I feel like we need an area of the museum that tells his story. Would be a great point of view.

@NikkiHaley It's a good thing no one likes Whoopi. LOL

Here we go again with Whoopi. The thought of me running for President makes the liberals’ heads explode. I wonder why? 😉 #AmericaIsNotARacistCountry

@NikkiHaley Then please run!!!

America deserves better than Joe Biden. It's time for a new generation of leadership. 🇺🇸💪

@TheBickerLab Since Ross and some of the others don't have Twitter, I'll take the liberty of speaking for them, because I know they are thankful to have you as great mentor also. Helpful professors make MTSU a great place to learn!

Good stuff, Ross! Thankful to have you in @TheBickerLab at MTSU!

@NPRShortWave listening to this mornings episode on prions.... When explaining the central dogma, the reporter started that DNA was translated into RNA. Then turned into proteins..... He should have said transcribed, not translated. Small but important difference. Thanks!

@hubermanlab Have you seen where the FDA is not wanting to classify NMN as a supplement? Thoughts on this?

The most common questions I’m sent lately include: 1) how to get off adderall? (& similar) 2) how to quit porn addiction? 3) is kratom safe? 4) hair growth (mainly women asking)

@JayDepew2 @JennyHa81479774 @ckdopp73 @FoxNews Life must be hard.

@C_RSmith @JennyHa81479774 @ckdopp73 @FoxNews Not that they told you. But it was the largest DNA grab in world history, that and the DNA database they have been pushing for the last 15 years

BIOWEAPONS WARNING: A member of the House Intelligence Committee warned Americans to stay away from DNA testing services. fxn.ws/3owBDeQ

Chemistry humor at it's finest.