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IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

“As we know, the English historically struggle here in Massachusetts.” 10/10 commentating. No notes.

“Loch Lomond” in Foxborough. Quite a sight. #WorldCup

I have said this before but the ability to eat chicken literally every day would be more impressive to most of your ancestors than your car or your watch or your glasses etc.

Jesus fucking christ the SPLC organized the Charlottesville rally and paid $300K to transport people there hahahahaha

@bowengreenwood @Rosie_Gamgee_ Emerson is so tragically underappreciated these days

@Rosie_Gamgee_ Emerson. Concord Hymn. Love love love.

My top 5 American poets: Edgar Allan Poe Emily Dickinson Robert Frost Walt Whitman, I guess Ogden Nash And Ogden Nash is the GOAT, by the by

@Rosie_Gamgee_ Posting Carl Sandburg representation

Jean-Paul LaPierre, a 54-year-old boxer and marathon runner from Weymouth, Massachusetts (Boston area), was riding a CTA Blue Line train in Chicago heading to the marathon. He stepped off, learned a man was robbing passengers at gunpoint, went back aboard, confronted the robber, grappled with him, disarmed the gun, and held him against the train wall until police arrived. In the video, LaPierre says, “That kinda made me mad” and “I’m a boxer. I’ll break your head in one punch.” He later added, “It matters to me.” The robber, Tremaine Anderson (30, with prior record), was arrested and charged with armed robbery. LaPierre then ran the Chicago Marathon (his 12th) and later received a Carnegie Hero Medal for his bravery.

Still thinking about how Dick Trickle kept a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the car and would smoke mid-race.

Wine is just wine to most Americans, and Grana Padano is as good as parmesan is as good as pecorino. But just see what happens when you say that Coke Zero is the same as Diet Coke. Like Robert Conquest said, everyone is an Italian about what they know best.

@its_Devn_ @SimbaYoyo there is simply no way American hands typed this post

@SimbaYoyo Yea bc it’s not safe to run at 230mph straight for 4 hours straight. Anything can happen and is 10x more dangerous

Some of the best F1 drivers of all time being openly too scared to drive in the Indy 500 isn’t talked about enough

@50PlusGamer1970 @SimbaYoyo make f1 a spec series and let's find out for real

@SimbaYoyo More F1 drivers have had success in Indy than the other way around.

"This book was seminal 30 years ago but the field has since moved on from it to less accurate conclusions."

To whom it may concern: 65 North Pickers is one of the best young bluegrass bands in the game and if you haven’t given them a listen, I’d remedy that. There’s still time to be one of the cool kids and beat the crowd. Here’s “Minefield”.🔥 🎥Red Barn Radio

You may think Brian Eno makes pretentious music but then you remember his full name is Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno and for having a name like that he is surprisingly down to earth

Eating onion rings and drinking beer while listening to live music seems like a pretty modern thing, but it's actually something humans have done since Mesopotamia

Humans are really bad at grokking log scales, i.e., “there’s levels to this shit” Among my friends I’m the insanely fit cyclist guy; on my weekly group ride I’m one of the slowest. The fastest guy there couldn’t sniff a pro contract This applies to literally everything

Both things can be true at the same time: 1) Zoomers don't cook as much as the boomers, which is a massive money sink. When called out on it they'll cover their ears and start ululating 2) Boomers are not just completely ignorant to the reality of zoomers having massively reduced purchasing power in real terms, they're even smug and condescending about it. They are so easily oneshotted by nominal dollar amounts. They'll go "Omg your salary is $5000? In my day it was $1800!") and when you point out that they bought their house for $150k and it costs $700k now they'll cover their ears and start ululating

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

@Trogdorburnanat @fermatslibrary She did France a favor.