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@SenValladares @CAProblemSolver Maybe drill the oil right under our feet

California’s last major oil shipment is here. After this, we’re short about 200,000 barrels a day—and no one has explained the plan to replace it. @CAProblemSolver asked two weeks ago. Still nothing. You can’t run the fifth-largest economy on “we’ll figure it out.” latimes.com/environment/st…

@greta Show her name and let the Internet do it's thing

This is a communication I just received….I don’t know this person (and I have respectfully not included her name)….

@DrClownPhD Sweeney for the win

Every man’s dream.

@nickshirleyy I like you but what did you expect?

🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba... I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down. Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned. The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.

@everyonebpup Rogue One was very good

> be Disney executive > pay $4B for Lucasfilm in 2012 > greenlight a new trilogy to print money > Force Awakens hits $2B. you are a god > Last Jedi splits the fanbase > Rise of Skywalker barely clears a billion > teens now call Star Wars "out of order" > Mandalorian and Grogu tracks franchise-low > can't admit trilogy failed. shareholders watching > tell Filoni the sequels need to be "branched off" > cast members at parks start citing a time portal > May the 4th merch quietly drops the sequels > rumor leaks: Ahsoka finale severs the timeline $4B of canon about to get filed under "alternate universe" because nobody can say the word "mistake"

@TomSteyer I think you are the bad guy

I think Californians can agree: Chevron IS the bad guy.

@MissJilianne Try visiting Italy as a mom Italian. You have a bad case of TDS

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@HappyMotorhead N0

Nearly 43 years old and still looks better than a new Tesla. Do you agree?

@jenifer7244 No

Japanese brothers, yes or no for this food? 🤍

@TheKevinDalton @ChefGruel Bake in the oven on a baking sheet covered in aluminum foil, you animal

Help @ChefGruel!!! I have ruined a kajillion of my wife’s pans cooking bacon. Parchment paper doesn’t seem to help. Any suggestions?

@CaliRN619 You did see and feel muggy humidity and mosquitoes

Hubby and I visited Sanibel Island in Florida this weekend and what I DIDN’T see was more impressive than what I DID see. I didn’t see homeless people camped on the beach or boardwalk. I didn’t see needles and drug paraphernalia laying around. I didn’t see human feces on the sidewalks. I didn’t see criminals looting stores or attacking people. I didn’t see any of the things that have become the norm in California. Thank you @GovRonDeSantis for fostering a clean, safe, beautiful paradise and being the governor that America needs.

@SenecaSpeaks21 Trump

We can fix Oakland, but we need a new mayor who can clean house and restore integrity to the city. Also, someone who will stand up to corrupt public-sector unions and bring city workers back to work after six years of remote work. We need a reformer with NO FEAR—any ideas? Drop names in the comments!

@Legacy411 Loved them

I think I remember these, I don't remember what they tasted like though.... 🤷‍♂️

@HSGARAGE1 They are so loud! Your lungs will collapse for a few seconds

F1とかSUPER GTみたいなレースは全く興味ないけど、こういうのはいつまでも見ていたい。 いつかは生で見たいな。 あとベルトサンダーレースな

@bominouca I have 2

In Turkey, an elderly man who makes a living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat who asks him to brush his fur.

@amanonhisown ?

How many Californians know who this man is? 🤨

@HomewiseApplian I have bought so many appliances at Airport - your advertising paid off

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@SowmiiVJ Don't like couples skits

Benefits of booking flight ticket near to window seat.

@monkeyspiit No

hey guys, is it a turn off when a girl has a little pee in her underwear? Not a lot but like a nickel sized amount from when she peed in the Arby's bathroom and when she stood up and pulled up her pants, a little more came out. There was truly nothing she could do tho like it's n

@AB84 Exactly

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