Caleb

When mum asks "who ate the last Kitkat?"

I’m trying to get hold of a signed Bamford Boro shirt… my mate suffered a cardiac arrest this week and is currently in a coma, I’d love to surprise him with a signed shirt from his favourite player/club for when he wakes up. Can anyone help me with this? @Patrick_Bamford @Boro

@Liamclements_91 @paige_swandale Where’s Alan’s tag

Harvey Price “what a daaaaay” circles my brain 24 hours a day

@Samuel_Wallis1 I’m mentally already there

@Samuel_Wallis1 @Taylor_Ellicock said he’d beat you to a pulp

@Tobyybt @SuppressedSikh @Liamclements_91

Grealish getting the bus to training now he’s banned from driving

🔥 HAVERTZ HAT-TRICK! 🔥 🔵 5-0 🟡 [65'] #CHEBAR

@Sarah_Saville Bit harsh

Fired up the sub for tonight @bootlegger1974 all the best captain!

@Liamclements_91 @bootlegger1974 Oooohhhhhh nooo @Mitch_Perrett

Cheers to a Friday beverage captain!! #Pilsnerbaby @bootlegger1974

@Mitch_Perrett You found a good Indian though didn’t you👀

And the hunt for a good Chinese in Southampton continues👎🏽

Miss the sun... and this😂😂😂 @CalebEnglefield @Mitch_Perrett

@Mitch_Perrett NYE is gunna be a big one for you then!!

Wanting to Inter-rail in the summer but have a bank balance of £12.67

All three Italian tops are a must this year😍

@Liamclements_91 @SwearingSport Thought it was you for a second, slightly more agile though

@Liamclements_91 @abzsaidsym Some moves for you to practice

@Liamclements_91 @TonyGurhey 🙈🙈

What my girl says to me after sex

@Liamclements_91 @mrdanwalker @ted_baker @MarkFosterSwim @petercrouch Almost makes you look small!!!

I am 6ft 6 by the way! Surrounded by units at the @ted_baker do at the BT Tower @MarkFosterSwim @petercrouch

How’d it go? *#MUNCRY

@Liamclements_91 @bootlegger1974 @TheBeerHawk Love the PPE

Anyone else remember Tel & Arthur popping for a few light ales down at Daves place The Winchester club @TheBeerHawk