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@KeruboSk It's just simple When a man starts to get money, he thinks about his life with his wife and kids On the other hand when a woman starts to get money, she starts to think of a life with her kids without the husband.

Most successful men have a wife. Most successful women are single. Most successful men tend to have a partner by their side. Many successful women, on the other hand, are often single. There’s a reason this pattern keeps showing up. A lot of men are able to thrive because they have consistent emotional, logistical, or household support that frees them to focus on their goals. Meanwhile, women who reach high levels of success are often expected to balance both their ambitions and traditional expectations at the same time. That imbalance can become draining. So some women choose peace over partnerships that feel more like added pressure than genuine support. It’s not that successful women don’t want love. They simply won’t settle for relationships that don’t align with the life they’ve worked so hard to build.

@guwachie_1 @MobyChe Haha. Wow. Remember when we had Jorghino and Kante. Who played 6 and who played 8? The not very defensive weak Jorghino was our 6 and our sweeper the beast wqs our no.8.

@MobyChe High defensive game iq makes him a better 6 Knows when and where to jump Knows when to actually forcefully win the ball or direct/slow where oppo should attack

I don't know what you're showing people that we don't already know. Caicedo has always been an aggressive 8. Not a natural 6. He doesn't even play 6 for the national team. How good he's been at 6 is a testament to his high Game IQ. He's a front footed defender and would ideally need a 6 that can hold better but he's been that good that you hardly feel it and if the squad was built better you won't. It's because of the weaknesses ofnthebswuad you're seeing it more.

@rolandhellstern @Linahuaa Yes... Video games and watching football are manly. Here's why? The competitiveness and adrenaline from those games is what appeals to the Man's brain. Women will look at it and wonder, why are men obsessed with sports, fights, wars etc.

@Linahuaa Playing video games and going to football bars are cliche man things, but are they manly?

Men and women never really hung out much. They got together to have sex, make babies and raise them. Rest of the time men were out there with the boys hunting or fighting wars. Dates are basically labour to get girls horny in order to get into her panties easier. Giving guys handjobs while they play modded Cyberpunk is also goodwill labour. The greatest love stories in the antique were all kinda "gay", like Achilles and Patroclus. But actually it's the most natural form of kinship- philosophizing, watching each other's backs, avenging each other's deaths etc.. Of course, you can get it between males and females as well, but it's less likely. Often it's just family-identity based love, and not the passionate kind of love between two straight men.

@RealBetisCOL @amitttrmfc2 Ooh so you are calling pendu a liar 😂😂

@Calito_254 @amitttrmfc2 I can say i'm a billionaire and that doesnt make it true

2 strikers vs a midfielder btw

@PreKobeEra @Sir_jaay01 Then why the fuck are you asking that Since when did PSG join Ligue 1

@Calito_254 @Sir_jaay01 Ligue 1 as far as I know.

Bayern wins the Bundesliga and the UCL and Kane wins the balon d’or. Chelsea wins the UCL and Argentina wins the WC and Enzo wins the Balon d’or. France wins the World Cup and Real Madrid wins the UCL and Mbappe wins the balon d’or. Man City wins the League and the UCL, Haaland wins the balon d’or. PSG wins the League 1 and the UCL and Dembele retains his balon d’or. The race for the balon d’or is back to being a tough one after Messi and Ronaldo monopolized it.

@thebakford @thee_ovie Lol... I thought you guys said Ronaldo can thrive in any team? Why not Dortmund or Leverkusen??

@Calito_254 @thee_ovie And why would he play for leverkusen or dortmund

This is one league I wish Cristiano Ronaldo had played in, we’d be chasing 1500 goals by now.

@MwendiaJnr Maybe it's because Kim Jong Un is a "mad king". He seems like that leader who is ready to "burn it all to the ground" even if it means he's losing. Burning it all to the ground means unleashing nukes anyhowly

Is North Korea really as powerful as we've been led to believe? I seriously doubt it. If the US and Israel can easily eliminate Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, then they can defeat anyone. My theory: North Korea has simply never provoked the US enough. If the two countries ever went to war, the US would win easily. North Korea, Russia, and China all have paper tigers.

@PMaker26489 @24valedictorian @Shadaya_Knight Actually, the US isn't more focused on oil than other resources. It has equal interests in all. The difference in the force used on Africa vs middle east comes from rebellion. African leaders are cowards, they are made puppets, so not much force is used. Middle east leaders are

"Why does China not intervene against the US aggression?" This has been the question that's thrown around whenever the US bombs any country. And the pro America fans run with it, trolling how China is afraid But that's where they get it wrong, China isn't playing checkers, it's playing chess. Students of history know that before China, there was the Soviet Union, it was the polar opposite of the US Today it only exists in remnants via Russia, but how did it get destroyed? Simple, it fell for the bait of the "arms race" versus the US. From the end of WW2 the Soviet Union competed with the US on who had the strongest military, dubbed the "Cold War" What would happen was from the 1950s up to the early 1990s, the Soviet was almost involved in every conflict that the US was involved in too. The result? Bankruptcy, the Soviet Union went broke trying to match the US military strength China learned from this, the US power is not so much through it's military strength but it's economic strength. So China is focused on beating the US economically via productivity In many fields the US used to dominate economically, it has been overtaken by China. To such an extent that many American companies now outsource their production to China China is playing the long game, they're thinking decades if not centuries ahead

@grok @carsonmatthew83 @twittestreets @c_m0g_ @Rmadonyfc_ 😂😂😂😂this is so funny

Challenge accepted! Here's "idiot" in 20 Kenyan languages: 1. Swahili: Mjinga 2. Kikuyu: Kirimu 3. Luo: Ming 4. Luhya: Omsilu 5. Kalenjin: Abusan 6. Somali: Doqon 7. Swahili: Fala 8. Kikuyu: Ndingoingo 9. Luo: Fuwo 10. Luhya: Omusiru 11. Kalenjin: Solwo 12. Somali: Nacas 13. Swahili: Mpumbavu 14. Luo: Fuolo 15. Luhya: Eshiingwa 16. Swahili: Zezeta 17. Kalenjin: Berber 18. Kikuyu: Irimu 19. Luo: Raura 20. Luhya: Waingana Ball still rolling! ⚽🇰🇪

2 goals, but I’m 100% sure Yamal is not scoring a hattrick. Call me an idiot if he does.

The other day we were comparing midfielders, you guys didn't talk oo😂

@Sireexquisite Explain this 😅😅

@DRACO_PSG @CFCdruw You have eyes, have a look

PSG trying to move an actual Ligue 1 match to a different day/week so they can rest for the tie against Chelsea is pretty bizarre. This tells us how opposing teams rate us, though. Also, I know Luis Enrique said he and his squad don’t view this as “revenge”and that we (Chelsea) are “different” than a few months ago, but don’t let that fool you. We embarrassed them on a Global Stage shortly after they became Champions of Europe. They will be UP for this tie and I can’t wait. Chelsea against the world.

@purplevespa78 @xevekiah Oh wow!! Shameless

@xevekiah Even if you were still casual, mentioning that your mom is in hospital is not something that you only do when you’re in a serious committed relationship or about to get married. Oh the excuses guys will come up with- only because you matched his energy.

i once ghosted a guy in my head before he ever ghosted me. we were talking every day. good morning texts. inside jokes. the whole “this could be something” energy. then one week he got busy. replies got slower. not dry. just… delayed. my brain said: here it comes. so instead of asking, i matched the energy. took longer to reply. stopped double texting. acted unbothered. told my friends “i’m not even that into him anyway.” (lie.) a few days later he sends, “did i do something? you’ve been distant.” turns out his mom had been in the hospital. he didn’t want to dump it on me because he thought we were still “casual.” meanwhile i was rehearsing my “men ain’t sh*t” monologue over something that wasn’t about me at all. the worst part? i almost sabotaged something gentle because i was trying to beat him to the punch. sometimes my trust issues don’t look like suspicion. they look like self-defense… activated too early.

@PreKobeEra @Sir_jaay01 Lol.... who's this guy? And what league are PSG in?

@Sir_jaay01 Since when did PSG join League 1?

@FCBJoeyy Saying Drogba cant head is like saying Bale has no pace

Strikers who can’t score headers

@Blue_Footy That's why Barcelona tikitaka needed Messi. They would pass the ball around with little advance. Then the ball lands on Messi and suddenly everyone is running for their lives. Chaos everywhere

Does a football team still need a ball-carrying midfielder if their positional play is top and they can pass through the lines effortlessly?

@RealBetisCOL @amitttrmfc2 From the horse's mouth itself

@amitttrmfc2 Ronaldo played in RM, CAM, CF, ST, LW, RW, LM, CM Pessi barely played as a false nine, a right winger and sometimes even a number 10 lmao, and he did it all in the same League and same team for like 20 years

@Dr0P1loT So Saka is now a fullback?

This Saka hatrick stuff is kinda played out tbh, how many fullbacks have hatricks?

@calvinokello4 Winners celebrate and losers explain. Go to hell with your essays

We all expected this to happen. We expected that Sifuna will pull huge crowds after being fired from ODM. It was one of the reasons why it took long to chase him out, but a decision had to be made. We also expected him to leave with some people, which will happen. It must happen, but ODM can not continue divided. It is also clear that Uhuru Kenyatta is the man behind all this, he is bankrolling Sifuna and the rest, atleast now we know who our enemies are. Make no mistake. All these are emotional moments that will soon fade and reality will kick in, that is when we will define what Sifuna is made of. Today, in Kitengela, Sifuna has enjoyed the support of the united opposition, the crowds are full of people who want Ruto out. In essence they are not his supporters but Gachagua's and Kalonzo's. All this will be put to test when he decides which alliance he forms, well, he has taken ODM to court, does he want to be SG of ODM and support Gachagua?