Call me sir, dammit!

@chudpoasting @lporiginalg This guy hates turtles

@lporiginalg She's right. If you're a man and you're this emotional, you're definitely gay

Many such cases.

@BreeSolstad @RealCandaceO Who doesn’t like pizza balls?

The Israeli government tried to stop Cardinal Pizzaballa from commemorating the ONE & ONLY True Messiah’s entry into Jerusalem. He decided to take it to Mount of Olives. Incredibly, this is the very spot Jesus wept over Jerusalem. The symbolism here is 🔥

I live by four rules which have never let me down: 1) Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city 2) Never trust a man in a tunic 3) Never start a land war in Asia 4) Never believe anything that comes out of an Israeli’s mouth I’m not saying he’s lying or wrong. I’m just saying I don’t trust him to be truthful.

Desperation is not a good thing in warfare.

@timburchett Feels like there’s another Manhattan project happening. Something as urgent as it is secret. I don’t think the missing nor even the dead scientists are dead. I think they’ve been assigned to something scarily important. Are we expecting an invasion from…not Earth?

Keep digging.

@AncientEpoch @Daily_MailUS Your source is an article you wrote on your own web site. Very credible.

@Daily_MailUS No their technology doesn’t work the way they claim ancienthistoryx.com/sar-doppler-to…

A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure' trib.al/m2aCl2X

@realjoshuareid Phenomenal episode. I love the contrast between Candace’s (and almost everyone else’s) knee-jerk reaction to Kash’s gf’s post and your neutral analysis. I like Candace a lot, btw. You’re just on a whole other level.

Controlling The Narrative | Ep. 1130 The Daily Dose x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

The fact they’re using a man’s voice to translate for Brigitte Macron is blowing my mind right now! 😭

Lmaoooooo I’m crying

@Nortie57 @JMackSupreme @NnPnemck Both. The media hates Trump most, but they hate you too.

@JMackSupreme @CallMeSirDammit @NnPnemck Not you, hate Trump.

No one is ever going to believe us when we try to explain President Trump to future generations 😂🤣

@robertsepehr @nypost Maybe someday we’ll discover tablets containing fictional writing for entertainment called, “Real Housewives of Atlantis: The Bayou” Lemurians don’t mess with with gators. Atlantians keep them as pets.

@nypost According to Greek mythology, Atlantis is described as a naval empire that ruled all Western parts of the known world from an island somewhere in the Atlantic. youtube.com/watch?v=obg5-y…

12,000-year-old pyramid ruins uncovered off Louisiana coast could be evidence of a lost city trib.al/wYZWjUf

@CoinControversy @nypost No, it wasn’t and yes it did. Plato wasn’t the only one who mentioned it and he did so in fiction because directly challenging official narratives got Socrates killed. If it were a metaphor, what was it a metaphor for? What did it represent?

@robertsepehr @nypost Atlantis didn't exist, it was a metaphor

BREAKING: AI-powered humanoid robot accompanies first lady Melania Trump to a White House summit on empowering children with educational technology.

Interesting.

Long live the Holy Roman Empire! Er.. I mean the British Empire… Hold on — what name do these use these days?

@SatireSleuth @NnPnemck I feel like adding “if you know Japanese people” to the end of anything completely changes its meaning, in a comical way. “Onlyfans creators can make a lot of money, if you know Japanese people.”

@CallMeSirDammit @NnPnemck Yea, no that one was off if you know Japanese people.

@JohnSomebody4 @TheCanaryUK “Is a” what?!

@CallMeSirDammit @TheCanaryUK Zionists don't only, "hate" people who aren't Zionist, "Jews", they kill such people for racist, ethnic, religious, or national motives, which are all acts of Genocide as defined in Article 2 of the Genocide Convention. Killing to maintain the resulting artificial majority, is a

Is Zionism Racism? What do you think?

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@JohnSomebody4 @TheCanaryUK The suspense is killing me

@Holden_Culotta If the greys basically have "root access to reality" and can assemble things on an atomic level, why would they need to mine on the moon? Seems a bit primitive for beings so powerful...

This scientist found an alien device implanted in his foot after a UFO abduction. His analysis revealed that it likely came from “another part of the galaxy.” And he shared shocking details of his abduction: “There were symbols that looked like hieroglyphics.” Grey aliens telepathically communicated to him that they are one of seven different extraterrestrial species that come from planets “within a hundred light years” of Earth. Allegedly. Chemist and materials scientist Steve Colbern just sat down with Jesse Michels to tell his mind-bending story: “I went to bed and woke up … the next morning with a bad stinging pain in my toe.” “I went to see Dr. Roger Leir, and … he gave me a prescription to get the toe X-rayed.” “That changed my life forever.” “It looked like a bent piece of wire on the x-ray.” “It turned out to be a sophisticated nanotechnological device.” “It turned out to have very skewed isotopic ratios … to the extent that it looked like it probably came from another part of the galaxy.” Michels: “How can you know that from the isotope ratios?” Colbern: “Because the isotope ratios are characteristic of elements from different places.” “If they’re off by more than 1% or so, that means it’s not from Earth.” “These were off by up to like 30%.” “And there were similar results from other implants I analyzed.” “The structure of the device was a gray, hard-to-cut membrane.” “Below that, a layer of material that was similar to bone.” “Then below that, a metallic core made of meteoric iron with carbon nanotubes inside the metal.” “And nerve cells connected to the device.” Michels: “Do you remember some sort of alien abduction experience prior to that?” Colbern: “I didn’t remember it … but I went through aggressive hypnosis and remembered aliens putting in the device.” “Two small Grey beings came into my room and woke me up and said, come outside.” “There was a UFO hovering at a very low altitude over the backyard.” “They … took me up with a tractor beam.” “It’s like a blue or greenish beam that lifts things.” “The craft was about 50 feet in diameter, similar to Bob Lazar’s Sport Model.” “The center of the craft was an airlock that had human and alien space suits.” “There were four doors leading to the four quadrants of the craft.” “And a pilot station with two pilots.” “It appeared to be thought-controlled.” “There was a couch that slid out of the wall, and this guy indicated for me to lie down.” “He took out a device that looked like a black, plastic candle with a quarter-inch stainless steel tubing on it and touched it to my toe and pushed a button.” “There were fiber optics going down the center of this piece of tubing.” “I think that’s what activates the device—UV light.” “And I think that’s what accounts for these red marks you see on experiencers, they’re mini sunburns from UV light.” Michels: “Are you communicating telepathically with them?” Colbern: “Yeah.” Michels: “Do you see any symbols around the craft?” Colbern: “There were some symbols that looked like hieroglyphics.” “I believe they had a blue vector symbol on the wall … and that had two circles below it.” “Their uniforms are usually cobalt blue and have either a snake over a triangle or three orange circles arranged in an equilateral triangle.” “I’m led to believe that the three orange circles arranged in an equilateral triangle is the symbol of the Grey alliance.” “The Greys are not one species.” “There are, I believe, seven different species of similar aliens that are bound by treaty and come to us from planets within a hundred light years of here.” Michels: “How are you getting that?” Colbern: “I believe they told me.” @AlchemyAmerican @AmericanALCHMY

@JMackSupreme @NnPnemck

@CallMeSirDammit @NnPnemck (I will note as an aside that Obama was decently funny and avoided all the other shit…there’s a reason historians rank him pretty well while Trump is near the fucking bottom of the list)