Cap Rate Ken

@resetbasis @financeguy725

@financeguy725 I’m rooting for Huber to absolutely rinse these guys

the fi thruple

@opinioncasino @LeverageOPM Are you student rental guys new account?

@LeverageOPM I would be too busy putting my hands on all the women there

I bet you guys can get a great seat next year at the Gala or LA meet up!

@prideandfury 12-1 call and it’s 1:00:01 “oh forgot I have to jump for a 1 we will wrap this up another time” Narrator: they would never talk again

@CapRateKen 9 times out of 10 when I say I have to jump to another call, there is no other call, my ears are just starting to bleed from the sound of your voice

“I’ll let you go” because I’m not allowed to say “I am so fucking done talking to you” on a work call

Posts with two photos with “shot, chaser” as the only text something you don't see as much anymore

@prideandfury @JohnnyCrust4 Ok guys let’s level set here

@JohnnyCrust4 herd the cats to the deliverables you can’t kill me in any way that matters

The real HR Derby consists of a bunch of middle aged women using words like strategy and synergy while offering pizza parties after laying off 12% of the firm

@nickwoj98 @specialKslut Retvrn

@specialKslut You can’t drive to or park anywhere near this beach. Pretty much everyone gets there by walking, running, biking, roller skating, etc.

why does no one bring a beach chair esp bc it’s concrete ???

@resetbasis Laughs in mark up to market

If you're buying an apartment complex that looks like this, your best amenity is price. Not countertops, outdoor kitchens, dog wash stations, ev chargers, smart locks, or anything else a guru tells you. It's all bullshit you won't get paid for. Cheap rent is all that matters.

@opinioncasino I wonder if scotty secured an uncapped floater on the studio too

The LPs in S2 are also waking up grateful every single day

@TamanaJ @swagoszn_ I hope your next Amazon order you place is messed up. . They don’t make any effort to make sure your order is correct. No not at all. I robot must pack that shit in the back. Maybe the bullshit hops in the bag itself. That’s what it is.

@swagoszn_ I hope your next take out you place is messed up. . They don’t make any effort to make sure your order is correct. No not at all. I robot must pack that shit in the back. Maybe the food hops in the bag itself. That’s what it is.

Being asked to tip 15% on a $50 order where someone just handed me a bag across the counter, with no table service, is insane.

@COOMikeyWags I remember when a 3.5” floppy was more than sufficient. some would even say the 3.5” was too big Those were the days

Just dragged a few of these out of storage. Getting into BTC mining. GP and I’ll be sending out term sheets soon. Don’t miss the boat!! 25x

I haven’t seen this many southern gays in the news since Dallas Buyers Club went on its generational run of winning every film accolade it was nominated for

@OfficeOfMrMomo “Yeah, Madison, err, going crotch to crotch when i stretch you is, uhh, integral to stabilizing your spine, or… legs, or… some shit”

.@JohnnyCrust4 releases a photo - and statement. “To my fellow Twitter users –    “When you got my last account banned for telling someone to off themself, made me register a new one, and made me our Twitterverse’s longest serving Unc, you did so trusting that I’d keep showing up to fight for you every day with banger tweets. And over the past several weeks, Mrs. Crust IV and I have appreciated both your well wishes and your honest questions about what was keeping me away from this app.   “You all know how folks of my generation often hesitate to share the vulnerability that comes with growing older. Even in the public eye, I feel that same instinct – I can’t help it.   “But at the same time, I’ve had more than my share of experience with physical vulnerabilities. Surviving a childhood before social media was invented meant spending my entire adult life with posting challenges. They haven’t exactly gotten easier to manage with age. And last month, I took a fall which landed me in the hospital.   “My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of having no twitter access.   “I can assure you that I’ve been a good patient. At my age, I tend to do what my doctors tell me to do. I’ve submitted to every test they can think of to help figure out what caused this incident. And I’m continuing to do everything they ask to speed my recovery. In fact, with signs of continued progress, I’ve been able to move from hospital care to a rehabilitation center where I’ll keep regaining my strength.   “As much as it frustrates me, this process takes time. And on the advice of my doctors, I won’t be able to return to twitter to do good tweets quite yet. But rest assured that, in the meantime, I’m not taking a break from smashing the heart button on your bangers. I’ve been working closely with my tweet staff on current issues, and with my analyst team who help me provide timely PC model updates across our firm. I’ve also been keeping in touch with my mutuals on the bad tweeting defamation lawsuits, Lindsay Graham reacts, and everything in between.   “You’re right to expect your Unc to post hard for you. But I still have unfinished tweets to fire off on your behalf, and I have every intention of finishing the job you expect of me.   “I’ll keep working hard to get back on your timeline as soon as possible. And I’ll keep you posted on the progress of my posting. Until then, I’m so grateful for your prayers and well wishes.”

Me setting up Claude Cowork on my desktop and giving it access to every drive and file with read, write, delete, and Act without asking mode turned on

“Im Johnny Knoxville. And this is the Bison Testicle-Tickling”

POV: it’s 2021 and you’re about to be conned into losing generational wealth on NFTs

@jasonc_nc I wonder how what the current market looks like for those tomato boy NFTs he pushed on everyone

To be fair he didn’t say who would make more money

@opinioncasino You’re a liar and a scoundrel

I’ve been accused of being a lot of people on X over the years, Jake now the new accusation. But my favorite was when a bunch of people thought I was Ryan Cohen from GameStop. There was one girl who was so obsessed with me that she almost got a divorce from her husband because she was spending all of her time trying to prove I was Ryan Cohen. Me and Ryan Cohen still have never been in the same room together btw.

@beaniebbl Studies show 97% of people who consider themselves “nice” are subject to dunning-Kruger

ragebaiting nice girls means you’re going to hell btw