Caps Midnight

@JulianLennon Just stay strong, and, look after yourself👍

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@JulianLennon I'm feeling for you brother. My mum just got home after cancer treatment (still ill). Your mum left and my mum returned home. There is no constant in life. Take care. Shit times. Remember something funny between you two. That really helps.

@LeilaniDowding Good point, but do you mind if you leave winning me this debate a bit later please. Thought I was getting a bit crook today. Hit me like a truck now. Debate soon. Goodnight.

@CapsMidnight Have you said that about the Uyghers. Are we going to start a war with China for that next?

On Sunday March 1, while many ‘right-wingers’ were urging Britain to fling itself into Trump’s war, I warned that it was an action with no clear end, which might impoverish the world. And people, as usual, called me rude names.

@ClarksonsFarm1 I give advice. Don't receive it

What is the best advice you have ever received?

@Martyfields Bastard Polar Bears. I'm sure they took my undies off the line the other day. Thieves and perverts. They'll flog anything. Hope you find you house soon.

Where the hell did my home go?

Hey. You know if our governments didn't pursue the climate change hoax crap, it wouldn't matter what Trump did? Instead of the closing off fuel and gas reserves for windmills and Chinese solar panels, the UK would be self-sufficient. Remember, the Iranian govt just killed a lot of their own people for protesting. No one can watch that and do nothing.

@ClarkeMicah Same here!!

@MikeBales Hungover food my friend. Good shit.

Can anyone explain to me like I'm five: Why in the world is everyone still eating McDonald's?

@senatorbabet Well go to the bloody shop Babs. You need a loan or something?

I’ve run out of nicotine. Today is going to be a grind.

@seanonolennon You must be watching a Jesus movie. Happy Easter to you to.

Post unto others as you would have them post unto you.

@lee0969 @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_X @FatOldAnarchist 24 or 6 To 4. Johnny does some great rift work on that song.

On this day in 1984 No 9 UK Album Chart The Smiths with their debut album “The Smiths” This album was a game changer for me. Another very difficult choice but I’ll choose “Hand In Glove” how about you? #1980s #TheSmiths @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_x @FatOldAnarchist @brunstead @SkaManD14

@rickygervais You're welcome.👍

Thanks to everyone who complained about my Dutch Barn adverts and billboards. You helped build our subscribers and increased our online sales 340% on last year. I don't just have the best fans, I also have the most useful haters😂dutchbarn.com

@MrJamesMay Is that code for a Lezzo brothel?

People think Blandford is sleepy.

@NoContextBrits Nice one. You could have also captioned, 'I asked for Johnny Marr'.

@Lisa9Sophia And she can pay us back for financially supporting her if she has been successful. Bloody dog act if she doesnt

@MoiraDeemingMP @duckmantoo @MarkoMatvikov You’ve been to hell and back and here they are rewriting history

Pesutto shouldn't have defamed Moira - sadly, he was doing a decent job as leader when this happened. The defamation case should never have gone to trial - both parties are responsible for this. Dinesh should never have been pre-selected given his restaurant was infested by rats - a basic vetting red flag. The Liberals could've presented as a united front with policy to get us out of the mess Labor's put us in. Instead, we're about to reward an incompetent and corrupt government with a likely re-election. Sad state of affairs.

@KatyKray73 Dirty f'kn Indians again.

Victorian Liberals dumped principled fighter Moira Deeming… and replaced her with Dinesh Gourisetty. First we learn he was fined $25k for running a filthy restaurant crawling with rat faeces, grease and oil. Now they’re rushing to disendorse him after he gave a personal reference for a child sex offender. Shine on, Moira. This is pure gold. The Liberals just showed exactly how out of touch they are, they don’t deserve you! The Liberals ‘modern Australia’ 🇦🇺 👎🏼

@KTHopkins No. But she looks nice.

Remember Warren … in Something About Mary? With the headphones … Now watch this:

@Martyfields Cows to milk in the morning Marts. Have fun. 👍

Hey folks. Doing the wireless radio 3AW in about ten minutes. Tune in for a laugh and some odd facts. Here’s the link to listen live anywhere in the world: 3aw.com.au

@RomanyGilmour I can see the lions and elephants in the distance. Hang on a minute, is that someone getting a tyre put over them on the left of the screen? What's the dude doing with the the lighter?

@goodfoodgal F'kn Jesus. Is that a 'Danger Stranger' photo?

She’s wrong of course. Dumb comment. What people actually need to do is get informed, stop being apathetic and help save Australia.

@Cobratate Wanker. Go buy some rope ya f'wit

Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.