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MAGA | MAHA

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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
@emkenobi No one gives a fuck about the opinion of an internet where. Shut yo nasty ass up.
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Gary Watts
Gary Watts@Gwatts48826389·
Trump is the worst president in our nation’s history. He caused political division and hatred, damaged our economy, fractured relationships with our allies, dismantled our government, started a foreign war that he promised not to do, and lied to the American people time and again.
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
@DrRitaDed This should be considered child abuse. Wtf is this sick perversion of motherhood. You people are vile and absolutely fucking insane.
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Eric Jay
Eric Jay@EricinAmericaX·
The REAL "fraud" is coming from inside the house—the White House that is... Aside from the fact that the Trump Administration has just demanded $200 billion MORE on top of the already obscene amount of spending in the defense budget to continue fueling this needless foreign war in Iran... The DoD just spent $93.4 billion in a SINGLE MONTH according to a non-partisan watchdog. This is the highest single month total in decades. So much for "waste, fraud, and abuse" am I right? And no, this money was not just spent on overpriced food items like ribeye steak, lobster, Alaskan king crab, donuts, even ice cream machines and sushi preparation tables. Also, don't be so naive to think that this food was strictly reserved for troops in order to "boost morale" before Trump embroiled us in another needless foreign war in Iran. Because there's no doubt that our already well-fed officials joined in on the feast while millions of Americans remain food insecure. More than that, the DOD also spent over $200 million on furniture, including fruit basket stands and expensive Herman Miller chairs... Fruit basket stands? How "Alpha." They also spent $3.5 BILLION on cable television, and millions more on Apple and Samsung devices, and other technology like 98 inch UHD monitors. They spent almost two million taxpayer dollars on MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, including a $98,000 Steinway piano for a chief of staff's home, a $26,000 violin, and a $22,000 custom handmade Japanese flute. Other expenditures include $111,000 on FOOT RESTS, and thousands more on... children's stickers? Yes, among other things, this is what your taxpayer dollars are going towards—indulgences for Trump cabinet members and federal officials while countless Americans struggle financially and suffer under the economic tyranny of the Trump regime. If this were a Democratic administration, Republicans would be throwing a collective fit. But you conservatives revel in your hypocrisy don't you? And by the way, blindly defending this corrupt administration while knowing that billions of taxpayer funds paid for needless accommodations, delicacies and luxuries that most Americans don't and never will have access to, completely undermines any cynical argument you've ever made about the government's misuse of tax dollars. God, you're such f-cking hypocrites. For all of your endless outrage over "fraud, waste and abuse," you sure as hell have a tendency to put up blinders when the REAL fraud is happening right in front of your eyes. MAGA is completely inattentive to the wanton corruption of Trump and his admin. Trump, his powerful allies and wealthy benefactors are picking their pockets while he monetizes the presidency to the tune of billions, while most Americans can't pay their bills. The Trump family and associates are dealing in massive insider enrichment. The corruption, rampant cronyism, and kleptocratic thievery of this administration knows no bounds. Trump is obsessed with his vanity projects and building grotesque monuments to himself. He's more focused on securing cryptocurrency investments, lavish gifts and bribes, political and financial contributions, and personal/real estate deals overseas than addressing our systemic economic problems. These offerings are coming from foreign governments, billionaires, technocrats, monarchs and petro-fascists, CEOs, and extremely wealthy, pro-Trump donors and beneficiaries—all of whom are seeking political favors, regulatory laxity, economic and defense deals, US security guarantees, influence and access to the president, and even clemency in return. The right's culture wars have managed to divert your attention away from fraud being committed by this government. Like how the president is engaging in unprecedented corruption; abusing his powers to enrich himself while his administration steals resources from the American people to fund its kleptocratic policies and agenda.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED that I work 10+ hour days just to have 30% of EVERY DIME I MAKE sent straight to fake Somali daycares, fake hospices, massive fraud and illegals… …only to pay MORE TAXES on cars, house, insurance for them, groceries Can’t yall SPEND LESS MONEY????!!!!
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
@EricinAmericaX @mattvanswol Oh shut the fuck up retard. You really trying to sit here deflecting and acting like Sonalis and illegals alike arent robbing the fuck out of us? Oh but duh WH. Bro stfu you stupid mother fucker
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
The war in Iran has already cost $22.8 billion. For $22.8 billion, we could: • Provide Medicaid to 6.8 million kids • Build 2.6 million public housing units • Fund Head Start for 1.3 million • Hire 240,000 teachers • Cancel $20,000 in student debt for 1 million borrowers
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
My neighbor just spent 3 hours shoveling out his 2 parking spots after our blizzard. The Sonalian neighbors? Didn't shovel at all and stole his parking spot he spent hours shoveling. These people are scumbag thieves and theyll take literally anything. Lazy good for nothing ppl!
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
Why are Somalians in our country (US) so god damn lazy? These people dont want to do ANYTHING for themselves!
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
@GovPressOffice This dude so obsessed with Trump. He wants to be him so bad. YOU AINT THAT GUY, PAL! 😂 Fuckin loser
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
@Baroni_88 @xMBGx The game that tricked everyone and did a swicharoo on all of us with its rainbow colored puke bs instead of the gritty dark fantasy they showed in the first trailer
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𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔑 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔦
Can I just say this, Avowed (regardless of how you felt about story, gameplay) had amazing visuals on Xbox Series X. Crimson Desert is expected to be better visually than Avowed on XSX. The game will look great on XSX, base PS5 and Pro. People need to calm down about this. It's not worth paying an extra $3-400 for a Pro version.
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MBG@xMBGx·
Digital Foundry's analysis of Crimson Desert on PS5 Pro reveals a very well optimized game that offers 3 modes. - Performance 1080p (4k with PSSR) 60fps - Balanced 1440p 40fps - Quality 4k 30fps They confirmed this version was with PSSR1 but the final game will use PSSR2.
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CaptainCrisis
CaptainCrisis@CaptainCrysis·
@truthtrain101 @krassenstein That's weird, because it seems to be your party that is soft on pedos, refuse to put them in prison, normalize it. Come with with sayings like "oh theyre minor attracted people". Its on both sides but only 1 side normalizes it. The left.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: Leaked Texts seem to show that far-right MAGA influencer Jake Lang, 31 was texting a man pretending to be a 15-year-old girl on Instagram. Read the alleged texts below. Why the hell are the people who shout and scream the most, calling everyone else pedos, the ones who seem to be the disgusting ones?
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