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@Captain_C2

Radical Centrist - Im just a guy on the internet

Katılım Ekim 2009
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John⛵️🥥
John⛵️🥥@Jbn3ex·
The term O-ring pisses me off. What other shape could a ring possibly be
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Todd Spence
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·
In 2006, Gary Busey was invited to do an interview honoring Hunter S. Thompson but instead highlighted how difficult Busey is to work with 😅 I worked with Gary a few times and he really is like this
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@mattvanswol I hope to live in a future where people like this are recognized as the heroes that they are
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨#BREAKING: A bizarre scene has just occurred in court where a man accused of vandalizing Flock cameras says he has no intention of stopping. When asked if he planned to continue taking down the cameras, he said: “Absolutely. They are a clear threat to public safety.” Police say he replaced the cameras with a sign saying “You’re welcome, Republic of New Mexico.”
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@DemzDeliver Alright, you got me, I'd actually be ok with this one
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Democrats Deliver
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver·
🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
if you hold the fob against the push to start button it will let you start the car with the NFC chip regardless of if the fob has a battery or not. There's also usually a physical key that slides out the bottom of it and a keyslot hidden somewhere on your handle if you locked yourself out
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Lynn Without an E
Lynn Without an E@Moon_River05·
The stupidest most insane RETARDED invention (yeah I said it!) is a push button start for your car. I dropped my car fob in a parking lot. Pieces scattered. I couldn't find the battery. I have a car with a full tank of gas and I couldn't start it because I didn't have a fob battery
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Zerve
Zerve@Captain_C2·
@MadelnCanada getting rid of music/band classes isnt the answer
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Made In Canada
Made In Canada@MadelnCanada·
Instead of teaching us about financial literacy, they taught us how to play this thing 😂🇨🇦
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@OccupyDemocrats Shouldn't you be celebrating this instead of posthumously shaming a man for being gay?
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Occupy Democrats
Occupy Democrats@OccupyDemocrats·
BREAKING: NDA EXPIRED? A trans influencer alleges that the late Lindsey Graham paid her a “fat stack of cash” to do “unspeakable things” to him. And then she REALLY ripped into this “sissy” senator’s homophobia… “Eulogy for a horny hypocrite,” actress Jesse James Rose captioned her Instagram post about the dead MAGA senator. “Just woke up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead?? lol??? Most of you know him as the homophobic senator from South Carolina but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student (🙋🏻‍♀️) a fat stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie 😌,” she wrote in her post. Social media is afire with speculation that any possible nondisclosure agreements Graham may have inked with sex workers expired when he died. Or perhaps they’re simply no longer afraid of retribution from a powerful sitting senator. “It is a canon trans event to have far right freaks bankrolling you & then turning around and voting against you,” continued Rose. “People looooooove to judge us for it but I never see them opening their wallets!!! Shoutout to s*x workers everywhere forced to humanize their enemies just to make rent.” “It is an absolute mindfvck too me that one of the reasons I have any semblance of financial security (& a lack of student loans) is because of this man. At the time I had no idea who he was, and I only figured it out because another group or twinks leaked Lady G to the media. Some queers tried to grandstand critique this, saying we shouldn’t ‘out’ people. I believe bigots with power deserve no peace or privacy, especially when they hold public office. I’m glad they did it. Icons, forever.” “Anyway, if you’ve ever enjoyed what I do on the internet know that it is in part because of Lindsey’s generous donation over a decade ago. If I’ve ever sent you $ for something know that was kickstarted by the now deceased sissy senator from South Carolina.” “Lindsey, rest in hell for what you did to our community. I will continue to love queer and trans people harder than you ever hated us. You loved every second of our time together and now everyone knows 😘” she concluded. Graham has long been rumored to be a closeted gay man and Rose’s allegation that he patronized sex workers is certainly not the first time that this narrative has bubbled up. If true, it renders his support of the bigoted Republican Party all the more odious. He sold out not only his fellow countrymen and women, but his own identity in the pursuit of a few fleeting scraps of power. Lindsey Graham will be remembered as a bloodthirsty monster who never met a war that he didn’t like. The world is a little safer with him gone. Please ❤️ and share if you believe the allegations against Graham!
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Puma
Puma@pumamethod·
Isaac Newton died a virgin at 84 years old. he never had a sexual relationship with any person in his entire life. the man who discovered gravity, invented calculus, and defined the laws that govern the physical universe practiced complete retention for 84 years his colleagues at Cambridge described him as having an almost inhuman ability to focus. he would enter his study and not emerge for days. meals would be left at his door untouched. when he finally came out he would have filled hundreds of pages with calculations that advanced human knowledge by decades the Principia Mathematica, widely considered the most important scientific work ever written, was produced during a period where Newton isolated himself completely. no social life. no relationships. no distractions of any kind. just pure channeled energy directed at understanding how the universe works what nobody mentions in physics class is that Newton explicitly believed sexual release diminished mental capacity. he wasn't celibate by accident or because he couldn't find a partner. he was a professor at Cambridge surrounded by social opportunity. he chose retention deliberately because he believed it was the source of his cognitive power the mind that decoded the laws of the physical universe and invented the mathematical language to describe them operated for 84 years without a single release. that's not a footnote in his biography. that might be the explanation for everything he achieved the father of modern physics ran an 84-year retention streak and nobody talks about it because the implication would force the scientific community to take the practice seriously
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@Crypto__Baggins @EffieGib Hes probably seen most of the stores in his area close due to constant theft that goes unpunished and has had enough of it.
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Mollyweird Hogan
Mollyweird Hogan@Crypto__Baggins·
@EffieGib Oh wow he saved the government of Ontario $50 while putting his life on the line! Lmao what. Retard
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@KILLTOPARTY Idk, nature is the only thing that does actually feel the same. Going camping in the woods still feels just as nice. Society/culture did change though
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“Bad” Billy Pratt
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY·
The world didn’t just change after 2019. It became harder to believe you were still living in the same story.
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Alex Jones
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones·
⚠️THE EVENT: Exclusively Learn Why The Globalist Elites Are Feverishly Building Doomsday Bunkers In Remote Regions Of The World Ahead Of Catastrophic Events They Believe WILL HAPPEN SOON! Alex Jones Reveals That- Over The Past 20 Years- He Has Met With Leading Billionaires To Wargame Potential Future Scenarios For Humanity That Deviate Away From The Classic Globalist Post-Human Great Reset Model Always, The #1 Topic Discussed By Different Factions Of The Western Establishment Is Whether Or Not Civilization Can Be Saved & Where To Prepare To Flee In The Event Of Planetary Collapse! In This Powerful Report, Alex Jones Reveals Never-Before-Released Information About The Secretive Preparations Being Made By The Power Structure, And What The Public Needs To Prepare For In The Near Future! 🔴WATCH ALEX JONES LIVE NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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Hoz365
Hoz365@hoz365·
Summary/preview: "There was fraud....so much fraud. You wouldn't believe what we've uncovered. Its tremendous. I was right all the intelligence community says so. They say 'sir you were right! There was fraud!' And I said 'I know, its a shame what There doing to our beautiful country'. Ive directed the FBI to publish their findings in 6-12 months. Its huge. You won't believe it!"
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The Patriot Oasis™
The Patriot Oasis™@ThePatriotOasis·
🔥🚨 BREAKING — President Trump says his National Address on Thursday Night "DOESN'T GET BIGGER!" Q: "Can you give us a sneak peek?" TRUMP: "Well, I'd rather save it! It's REALLY BIG NEWS, it's REALLY, REALLY BIG NEWS!" "Our country has to SHAPE UP! It doesn't get bigger. Without free and fair elections, we don't have a country!"
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Zerve
Zerve@Captain_C2·
@Mystery_Gender @blockhead4000 Naw me and my buddies worked at a bunch of pizza places in highschool and this was around 2010/11 There would always be one ancient lifer, but it was mostly highschool/university aged kids
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Soyboy Summer
Soyboy Summer@Mystery_Gender·
@blockhead4000 When? Before foreigners were doing pizza delivery jobs it was middle aged burnouts. I think maybe in the 1950s it was teenagers doing these jobs. So ok grandpa time to go take your metamucil.
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@PstafarianPrice You have to let it know it was wrong to put it in its place (it will say the context doesn't carry over to other conversations, but this is a lie)
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Cristine Rice
Cristine Rice@PstafarianPrice·
One of my favorite sanity checks is asking AI questions I know the answer to, so that I may keep its falliblity in mind when asking questions I don't know the answer to (this is a shoulder roast)
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@Beachook @xwanyex Better *in some ways* Structurally, waterproofing, lot size, space from nearby properties, floor plans? I'm not so sure on
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Beachook
Beachook@Beachook·
@xwanyex A persistent point for home prices that's annoyed me for years is how much better new homes are "New homes have HVAC!" The cost of installing HVAC before the drywall is put up is a rounding error. Also your old crappy home still 3x-ed in price
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wanye
wanye@xwanyex·
It’s so funny when you’ll hear, like, Bill Maher talk about driving by the house he grew up in and saying, “you just can’t believe how small the houses were then, but I guess people were smaller and just didn’t need as much” as if he isn’t looking at the house still standing there with other human beings living in it who paid 5 times what his family did for the privilege
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Zerve@Captain_C2·
@Baggychip @ErinChack Labor Ready temp labor work (each city has different agencies that do this), pays in cash at the end of the day and they'll take anyone who shows up and provide them with ppe to do the job
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erin chack
erin chack@ErinChack·
One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”
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