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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽

@Captain_Kahuna

Call me Kahuna; aka Shep Carbine. Blocked by @me3rejects #BecauseFunny. Followed by @RemingtonShand #BecauseAwesome.

Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽
Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
@iowahawkblog Buster Cervix Sinter Ubercable Lasso McGurk Quinton Brickbonnet Cam Largerthan Lyle Thud Gil Underblatt Gust Vanderstun And, of course… SHEP CARBINE!
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
@NewKrash Same, now with White Caucus. I’m sure every time we look, it’s updated with the latest trends.
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
@NewKrash Biz Markie: I watched Star Wars just to see Yoda! Also, imagine what’s among Black Caucus LOOT.
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Mad Monkey 🐒@NewKrash·
@Captain_Kahuna My Expendable Juniper is blessing Weaver.. You're so envious right now aren't you. 🤣 Chu got?
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
@BrandonDonkey2 @hoggonomore Freeways only gave us trouble once: Grapevine mudslide closed I-5 and flooding closed 99. A planned trip to LA took us an extra 4 hours on 101; for the friends we were going to meet, it stretched to 16 total hours. Ever since, planes are now our primary transport to SoCal.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2·
@hoggonomore We have 2 major freeways running in practically a straight shot connecting NorCal to SoCal, as well as several other minor highways. There's about 250 flights between the LA area and San Francisco Bay Area daily. We don't have a lomg distance travel problem in California.
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
@CyborgPeds Visiting my sister in the Carolinas and there’s a tropical storm off the coast. Driving on I-95 after midnight and the only illumination are the big rigs I’m driving behind and lightning flashes.
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
“OK, your house burned down, but… why are you staying at a hotel?”
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
Per the CA Assessment of Student Performance & Progress, the percent of students who met or exceeded standards 2024-5: English Language Arts (ELA): 48.81% Mathematics: 37.3% Science (CAST): 32.7% All that money and less than half of students can prove they learned anything.
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Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice

Student funding in California is now a RECORD HIGH! Since Governor Newsom took office, it’s increased 66%— reaching $28,282 per student as the state makes historic investments in public education.

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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
@WriteGrlProbs @RantyAmyCurtis I don’t always make “reasonable substitutions” in recipes, but if I do it’s on par with Julia Childs: “For those of you who object to the quantity of butter in this recipe, I will substitute with cream.”
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Captain Kahuna 🤙🏽@Captain_Kahuna·
“Sensors show he’s about to fart. Mute all music and dialogue in 3… 2…”
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