CarFanatic Joe

"I was just praying all the prayers that I know" Berke Büyüktuncel on watching Tyler Tanner's buzzer-beating halfcourt heave, which would have been a game winner "Oh my God ... I didn't say oh my God, but I say the 'f' word" #Huskers to the Sweet 16! @WOWT6News

"For our Husker fans, please don't drink and drive... We want you back in Lincoln safe, and we want to see you all in Houston."    Berke Büyüktuncel wanted to give an important message to Nebraska fans after the second round win in OKC.

@mikeharvat @HuskerPod Yeah, my dogs love it 🤣

Shoutout to the guy in my neighborhood who always sets off a single artillery shell whenever Nebraska wins

@SkersNews The people I work with ONLY drink Busch light

I have lived in Nebraska my whole life and don't know anyone who drinks Busch light. Where does this Nebraska loves Busch light thing come from? Maybe I have an abnormal circle of friends/family lol

A rapper just defended the Bill of Rights better than most politicians ever have. The police raided his house. Destroyed his door. Found nothing. And then sued him for making songs about it. The jury took less than a day. 🧵

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

GBR

@Matt_Pinner Norma Jean

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@RedRebeccax Nope

If a girl hooks up with another girl, does that add to her body count in your opinion? Please let me know, there's a point I'm trying to make here.

Where’s home?

@RepDonBacon @Supportarg10161 Being critical of Israel is not anti-semitic you fucking idiot

Good riddance. Iran has murdered more than a thousand Americans. Their EFP land mines were the deadliest in Iraq. Anti-Semitism is an evil I detest, and we surely don’t want it in our government.

@WCCSG_ Miami

What is a college football team besides your rival school that you randomly just don’t like? 🏈

Yearly reminder this is the greatest cover of any song and it’s not even close

@RyGuyFly25 @hanaamurakami I came here to say this

@hanaamurakami Ironically I think of nukes when I think of Japan.

As a Japanese person, I’m curious what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you think of Japan? 🧐 Like how people think of “nukes” when they think of America or “carpets” when they think of Iran.

@mattgaetz Trump and the Republicans have no one to blame but themselves. The completely betrayed what they ran on, what got them elected.

Impeachments. Shutdowns. Failure. That’s what lies ahead if the Dems get control of anything.

@RealWerbs @LibertarianG0th Not for me. The answer is the same either way ya look at it

@LibertarianG0th What are you asking? Who's gonna win or who's hotter, 2 different answers.

Rousey or Carano? (I’ll make another closer to the fight.)

@GigaBeers Surprised it took this long

No problem

@ProudElephant @PauloDuarte___ 1... in the absolutely best case scenario

What would you rank President Trump's first full year of his second term?

@ClownWorld Trumpty Dumpty betrayed his supporters... the only ones that still support his idiocy are only the most retarded and blind

This is insane What is happening??