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@5FITCEO I'm bigger than Jesus

Nobody forced Jesus on us, we fell in love with Him🤍 Happy Sunday ❤️

@BukolaOfGod__ @boye4christ2006 My virgin ex passed last year without anyone popping her cherry.. what a waste 😭... Discipline or no discipline, we're all Fckin dust in the end

@boye4christ2006 Sexual discipline is one of the highest forms of self-mastery for any man who wants peace, progress, and a clean conscience.

SEXUAL DISCIPLINE RULES FOR MEN: 1. Never sleep with a married woman. 2. Never sleep with your coworkers. 3. Never sleep with your friend's ex. 4. Never sleep with a single mother. 5. Never sleep with a woman that you’re NOT married to. 6. Never sleep with your bro's girlfriend. 7. Never sleep with a woman older than you. 8. Never sleep with a woman you don't trust. Add yours …

@boye4christ2006 We don't sleep with them, we let them hit the road as soon as they start feeling sleepy

JUST IN: Strategy has acquired 3,273 BTC for $255.0 million dollars and now holds a total of 818,334 BTC. Nothing stops this train.

@Destiny_kayonwe Does this look like Facebook?9

Update: If this man was not strong spiritually that day would have been his last day on earth💔. Stay alerted. Things Dey happen 🥲💔

@temple124us @AsakyGRN No use this brain train kids abeg... Na invisible guy go protect you from kidnappers or active security??? You're better than those People who get kidnapped abi??? So those Christians that were kidnapped in the church during service don't pay tithe and offering abi??

I’m not a church person but giving you back in folds could be safety and covering from you being kidnapped with a ransom of 50m. It could mean prevention from a deadly diseases, it could also mean salvation of your home. I bet if you are offered $10m today with condition of you dead tomorrow, you will won’t take the offer. His ways are pst findings my dear.

“If you ever feel st?p!d just know there was a time in my life when I used to be so religious and I gave out my life savings of $2,000 that I had in bitcoin to a church because they said if you give God your last card, he’s going to bless you in hundred folds.” — Lady says.

@sleektru What's the procedure for the social value verification

🚨 SoSoValue Snapshot Update Eligibility Criteria; - Activity on SoSoValue Ecosystem - Activity on SoDex - Real User Probability Snapshot Date: Now - End of May (Randomly, without announcement) - SEASON 3 (Incoming) 🚨🚨🚨

@Neutral_OC Same when I was 4

A missing toddler was found sleeping peacefully on a mountain after the whole community spent hours searching for him 😅

@Echoez_of_tRuTh @FoxNews @GiannoCaldwell Don't train kids with this brain... Go for critical thinking classes first

Reminds me of this Sadly, there may never be another president like Donald Trump in the U.S again... Towards the twilight of his 1st term, he saw rock bottom and got betrayed even by members of his own cabinet whom he handpicked. There's nothing more damning than that. Yet he got himself up, dusted himself up and did the unimaginable. Now he's tougher and more strong-willed than ever. The personality you all see and admire was forged by fire. Nothing fazes him anymore. God bless the POTUS

🚨BREAKING: Dramatic new video shows law enforcement with guns drawn searching for the shooter and yelling “We have one down" as panic and confusion erupted after gunshots were heard at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. | @GiannoCaldwell

@iamcomputer__ Una go learn new thing. The hard way esp

My brother deposited 20 million Naira into his wife to be account in preparation for their marriage. The girl use the money to process Visa and travelled out 

@iamcomputer__ Una go learn new thing. The hard way esp

The best way to protect your relationship or marriage is to keep it off social media. I have learned too much from watching the rest of you.

@jessetrowe @DetectArena Why do all my ideas keep coming to reality behind me😂… an Ai content detector has always been my little imaginary project

We're at war with AI slop. More than half the internet is AI generated and nobody can tell you which half. Introducing @DetectArena, the place you go to check if something is AI, and then verify that claim. comment "spot slop" for 25 extra credits 👇

@KarinaVibez Creampie , butterfly, wallpearch, reverse doggy, collapse doggy…….. I’m a coitus connoisseur ..HMU if you want some fun time

Apart from Doggy, Missionary, scissors, 69, cowgirl, which other sex position do you know ?

@instablog9ja Bank wey no get name😂

“Despite having zero naira in my account, I sent a church member to withdraw ₦500k, and when she got there I commanded ₦500k to enter my account and it did immediately” — Pastor shares testimony

@Mazi_Chinonso1 Illiteracy 😭

Stop disturbing my sister, she didn’t force anyone to contribute money for her — Blessing CEO sister defends her and why she won’t return the money people donated for her stage 4️⃣,,,

@Ernest1588761 That afterlife Heaven is a Fckin facade.

Delete one.😁 Let's see how hight your IQ is.

@Mrbankstips Disks look round too, yet flat

Once again, the Earth is not FLAT.

@oku_yungx The Nigerian dream😂

this should be fun

@AfricanHub_ Tale of a 'House Niggr (~slave)..... A "house slave" will do anything to protect his master. With master's house on fire and opportunity to escape, he'd rush in to save him even if it means been burned to d3ath.

Kemi Badenoch, leader of the UK Conservative Party, said Britain should have opposed the UN resolution labeling slavery as the greatest crime against humanity and calling for reparations from former colonial powers. The UK and 51 other mainly European nations abstained. Badenoch criticized the government on X, warning the resolution could result in “trillions in reparations from UK taxpayers” and questioning why PM Keir Starmer’s representative didn’t oppose it. She argued Britain shouldn’t pay, noting it led the fight to end slavery. The resolution, introduced by Ghana, calls for a global reparations fund and asks nations to acknowledge and apologize for their role in the transatlantic slave trade.