Carl

I've got to confess...

I hate being 6 foot, it's like entry level tall. I get the bad back, not fitting in a standard bath and feet hanging off the bed but I don't get to tower over people unless they're really short and I feel short next to taller people. I'd rather be 5'8" and comfortable.

@JebraFaushay I heard it’s because he’s got crabs.

The Life of a Showgirl

@ghjones1 @Eurostar @EurostarUK Boarding the 6.10. It’s 40 mins delayed. Now we’re past the multiple queues for border control and in the departure lounge it’s quite calm. Getting here early wont help, just prolong the hell of being held

@CarlGD @Eurostar @EurostarUK Can I ask which train you're trying to board and your journey to date. Im on the 1911 and unsure when to arrive at the station.

Chaos continues at @Eurostar @EurostarUK with one broken escalator being the entry to the entrance at Gare du Nord

@BBCBreaking The chaos at @EurostarUK @Eurostar is a little more organised! With customers moving from pen to pen in the sweltering heat under the station. However, it’s looking like trains are leaving Paris

Eurostar passengers facing severe delays and cancellations after cable theft bbc.in/3HYS80o

I am addicted to the smell of my watch strap after I take my watch off. Try it. You will be, too.

Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores x.com/ViralityClips/…

John Lennon's rejected first draft lyrics

Over 6 mins into a 24 min podcast before any actual content this week 😢 @richardosman

Hello @MrLDaley 👋🏻. Valuable bike parking taken up by advert bikes outside Kennington Station. They have locked and cable tied the bike to the rail. Do you know how we can get this removed? Is it @lambeth_council or @TfL

🧵 about #class #privilege and #privateeducation. Watching the Olympic swimming last night and Clare Balding said something in such an incredulous tone which summed up the establishment perspective and how their experience differs. 1/

omg they have @Fergie carrying the Olympic torch !!

@Beelenzies They are the worst! I got pushed up the stairs and kicked out for kissing a guy, security on the door apologised and said it shouldn’t have happened but that I couldn’t go back in as it was closing soon! Couldn’t work it out, lmao.

Went to Heaven for the first time last night, why do security treat it like a maximum security prison? Horrible experience

Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸

@FloEshalomi You’re in a safe seat, but I’m going to struggle to vote for you if the Labour Party continue their treatment of culling the loyal and hardworking candidates

On Thursday 30 May 2024 the current Parliament will dissolve. I will be standing for re-election as the Labour & Coop Candidate for Vauxhall & Camberwell Green. Promoted by Antony Halmos on behalf of Florence Eshalomi, both at Flat 8, 2 Kennington Lane, London SE11 4FA.

I have never committed a crime, nor do I intend to, but I always make sure I have an alibi in case I am ever wrongfully arrested like you see on the TV

Quite remarkably @SkyNews have posted this 13 minute video which gives context to @metpoliceuk’s interaction with Gideon Falter. It shows a Police Officer being extremely polite and patient with Mr Falter, as he consistently ignores their explanations as to why he can’t cross the road and repeatedly tries to do so, despite being offered a reasonable alternative. Watch for yourself and decide just who should be the one being criticised right now. news.sky.com/story/sky-news…

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song — a Thread ✨