casey bell

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

what is your favorite HDMI port on your tv? mine is 2

My dreams would win oscars

me in 4th grade when the lifeguard on the slide pushes my tube down

"Look at that thing!" Pentagon declassifies three previously leaked top secret U.S. Navy videos of "unexplained aerial phenomena"—and that some believe could show UFOs. abcn.ws/3cQ6KdC

i have some of the best friends and family on earth, so thankful

that earthquake? yeah it was that giant ass baby falling over

Well son, I guess it's time to tell you the truth. When you were a baby, you were huge. And hundreds of thousands of people on the internet wanted to skin you alive

u dont know how much someone is worth to u...until u sell them

I’m being attacked

@yabbay123 thanks in advance

May her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

So, you’re sick of isolation?

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you ever just wonder what the fuck goes on inside the dishwasher

me, i am 4 year old

If I have been quarantined w/ my parents when I was 15 years old, I would’ve been punching walls & finger fucking electrical sockets.

why can’t you drink out the god damn mcflurry spoon

In a world full of bad bears, be a good bear