Casey Muldoon

@DefiantLs And she’s happy? 😂

Singer Chappell Roan: "All of my friends who have kids are in hell. I don't know anyone who is happy with kids."

@dom_lucre Is she in trouble for hiring illegals? This is diabolical.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This woman is being accused of hiring migrant workers for her house and calling ICE to pick them after after they finished to avoid paying $10,000 she owed them.

@IMAO_ Who eats a pastry this way?!?

Everyone assumes this picture of Buttigieg is him eating a chicken wing, and that's because he's biting in a way to engage his "rip-the-flesh-from-the-bone" front teeth, so we fill in "chicken wing" to make it make sense. But what he is actually eating is a small piece of a cinnamon roll, and our brains just can't comprehend biting into a small piece of dough that way. It's like an alien took over a human body and is unfamiliar with the subtleties of how it works.

A dúvida que fica: Eles não tinham orçamento pra por uma bola no filme ou nenhum americano conseguiria fazer embaixadinhas??

@MasculineM7 I know plenty of men who act like everything is a catastrophe. “It’s okay, Jim. Pens eventually run out of ink. You don’t need to throw it against the wall. Just go to the storage closet & get yourself another free one that the company supplies.” {Based on a true event}

Father teaches sons about female behaviour by giving live example of their mom. Excellent parenting.

Fast food tier list

@Emeraldjeborri @Mubarak_mubious This is 100% me. Except I do ask my kids with help with chores.

Here are some common ones 👇 1. They are extremely reliable They show up, meet deadlines, help others, and handle responsibilities well. But behind the scenes they’re exhausted and running purely on obligation. 2. They joke about their pain Their struggles come out as humor. People laugh, but the jokes often contain uncomfortable truth. 3. They avoid talking about themselves They listen to everyone else’s problems but deflect whenever the conversation turns toward them. 4. They stay constantly busy Work, hobbies, errands, helping friends, always doing something. Sometimes it’s not productivity, it’s avoidance. 5. “I’m fine” is their default answer Even when they’re clearly overwhelmed, they minimize it or brush it off. 6. They disappear emotionally, not physically They’re still present in group chats, work, and social events, but emotionally distant or numb. 7. They’re the “strong one” for everyone Because people see them as capable, nobody checks on them. So they carry everyone else while having no one to lean on. 8. Small cracks show in private moments Late-night overthinking, sudden burnout, unexplained irritability, or feeling empty despite doing everything “right.” 9. They rarely ask for help Not because they don’t need it—because they’re used to handling everything alone. 10. They keep moving forward… but feel nothing From the outside it looks like success. Inside it feels like survival. 💭 The tricky part is that high-functioning struggle is easy to miss because competence hides pain. People assume that if someone is performing well, they must be okay.

what’s a subtle sign that someone is high functioning but silently drowning in life ??

@LeadingReport Foreign? Like Israel?

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, alleges that Michael Flynn, Tucker Carlson, Joe Kent, and Candace Owens are all linked to a foreign influence operation.

@pepsi Coffee and cake

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@NoFilterSkin Enjoy your hairline cracks.

I stopped using a microwave 10 years ago and I don’t have an air fryer. It’s really just a choice cuz cooking/reheating food that fast always freaked me out lol. This hack is a game changer! (I too steam my leftovers )

@libsoftiktok @DorisW So the city is going to sleep at 11 pm?

Democrats in New York are trying to push a bill that would require people to keep outdoor lights OFF past 11 p.m. I’m not kidding

@Sadie_NC Bleach works better in cold water, not hot.

Just a reminder: avoid using laundromat machines if you can. If you have to run a hot cycle with bleach before you put your clothes in it.

@VoxPrudentia That is a public defender who teaches a criminal justice class at the local community college on Thursday evenings.

No way this guy is a Wall Street banker. More likely a criminal-defense or legal-aid lawyer.

@reddit_lies But if she said she is a boy, mom would be all over that and wouldn’t argue about what a child is capable of understanding.

The Reddit Atheist is furious after his daughter says she loves Jesus.

@reddit_lies Why does this bother her? This bothers her more than her disabilities it seems. Stupid mother.

@nypost Grumpy old man.

Howie Mandel snaps at Kelly Ripa on 'Live' trib.al/IxjcXPU

@AmericaPapaBear Black fathers; they’re either in jail or at home beating their kids. And then they wonder why they turn to violence and end up in jail. This video is gross.

🚨MUST SEE: Father goes live on IG and spanks his son with a belt when he finds out he’s been smoking and disrespecting his mother. Is the father in the wrong here?

@dom_lucre Can I take a picture with you?? Seriously? Nobody talks like that and nobody is stopping her in the streets to ask for a picture unless they’re people who want to share themselves next to a five-head.

🔥🚨JUST IN: This TikTok influencer is going viral after claiming her life is hard because she is so pretty and how “pretty privilege” drains her so much due to everyone staring at her as soon she walks outside.

@BuckSexton Watched 2 episodes after hearing how incredible it was. Could not continue. It’s awful.

Picking up a lot of medical jargon from watching The Pitt on HBO, also learning that all drug addicts and violent criminals are white

@GeriPerna I remember going to Sears with my family when I was a kid in the 80s to buy a vacuum. I recall my dad talking to the sales person who shared some of the perks working for Sears. He said he had 2 boys in college. Today, Walmart employees need food stamps to survive.

When I worked at Macy's back in the 80's, people who worked there raised families on what they made. It was their career. I remember the guy in electronics retired after 30 years, and my boss in the cash office did the same. The guys who worked in the suit department did very well for themselves. Despite that, the store profited greatly every year, and we were given a beautiful Christmas party in appreciation. What changed in this country? When did it become nearly impossible to support oneself at a job that didn't require a degree or technical school?