Dr. CatJesus🍀
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Dr. CatJesus🍀
@Cat___Jesus
The ceiling fan stays on
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@MGTOW_Mot Would you believe I wrote an entire essay about this?
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Why can’t we just kiss without men assuming we wanna fuck
22gunner@Gnar1104
A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣
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@k_on_warlord if my wife raped me and drained me so badly to the point i was shooting blood i would still call it love and never rape.
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I WONDER HOW MANY GUYS SILENTLY SUFFER WITH A PARTIALLY BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION
Fiscal Philosophy@MrMachoMog
@KILLTOPARTY I wonder how many guys silently suffer with a partially botched circumcision
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I plan to mass produce 1488 units of Hitlers personal watch that sold for $1.1m at auction, nobody has ever made an exact copy.
I want to crowdfund it, but I don’t believe indiegogo would allow such an item.
Are there any crowdfunding platforms for stuff like this? Revenue would be at least $400k alone


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These pigs said the reason for the stop was that the driver rolled through a neighborhood stop sign.
Neighborhood stop signs are not legally enforceable. They're not DOT approved.
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin
Ridin Dirty
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Ask a man how to fix the loser men?
"Take away women's rights! Give all their jobs to men! Don't teach girls how to read!"
This should embarrass you as a man. This grasping demand that someone else fix your problem. This desire to take from others so you have more gibs.
Ketter@KetterStone
@RealDianeYap We can easily fix this. Repeal the 19th Amendment and remove women from the workforce. After a little discomfort wages would rise for men. Or just stop teaching female students to read. This wouldn't help immediately either but it would benefit families in the future.
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If I was a girl I'd just double up on black cotton titey whiteys for a few days
jezz@ABmrJutt
Literally crying at self check out bc the pads I need are 21 dollars and like, i need them. It isnt fai
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i love Beyoncé so much
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
one of the most iconic debuts of all time
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@imzadi_hkr @ApoStructura The child gets ubi. Boom. Money pays for room and board at a children's/foster home. Boom. Easy one.
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@ApoStructura Do you believe that we as a society are prepared to step over a child that is starving on the sidewalk because its mom spent her UBI on an iPhone?
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What's stopping me from creating a bot called @grokisthistrue to do this on a large scale
*@notrealxuser
@MajaSuc @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 @grok I got u maya @grok answer her question please on my behalf
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@KYProud606 @clara_winslow @RepThomasMassie @dbongino You're talking about the method of a Murder. I'm talking about the culprit.
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@Cat___Jesus @clara_winslow @RepThomasMassie @dbongino His wife died of an autoimmune disease, moron v
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I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations.
This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny.
Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts.
It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.



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