Catoshi Meowkamoto

This time I took my friends to @PubKey_NYC while in NYC, for some beer and burgers. Everything, especially the service, was amazing and my friends got to see the potential of bitcoin as a medium of exchange first handed. Thanks, @PubKey_NYC, for helping us orange pill the world!

@BTCBreadMan Is this a joke or are you actually retarded?

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife used to be gorgeous, but she’s gained over 100 lbs since having their two kids. He says he loves her regardless, but it’s clear she’s making no effort whatsoever to become attractive again. How can I convince her that he can do better?

@adamscochran What are the odds of someone going to jail over this? Slim to none, huh?

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

@elonmusk Stay humble, stack sats.

Another 29 sats added to the 10k active

@chimike847 @KobeissiLetter People should still be MAGA, it's Trump that went MIGA instead of MAGA 😂

@KobeissiLetter If you’re still MAGA at this point, I regret to inform you, but you’re retarded.

President Trump over the last 36 hours: Friday, 3:40 PM ET: "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran." Friday, 5:15 PM ET: The US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran. Today, 2:00 PM ET: Axios reports Trump is planning "peace talks." Now: "If Iran doesn’t open the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours the US will obliterate Iran's power plants." What's happening behind the scenes?

You will get arrested for drawing her in 25 countries.

@AutismCapital Lol, such a little b!tch 😂

🚨NEW: Clavicular gets hit with the most telegraphed slap of all time. Ray Charles could have seen that slap coming. He decides to press charges on the girl who he allowed to slap him for whatever reason.

Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted. 1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted. 2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted. 3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted. 4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see “Cyrus” usher in your apocalypse. Drafted. 5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now. 6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted. 7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted. 8. People who believe abortion is healthcare— Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted. 9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. You’re too dumb to insult. Drafted. 10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted. 11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted. 12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted. 13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted. 14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now. 15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted. 16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted. 17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted. 18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all. 19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted. 20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted. 21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted. 22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted. 23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted. 24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted. 25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted. 26. People who asks Grok “is this is real”. Drafted. 27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted. 28. Activists for foreign nations. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted. 29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough. 30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You won’t be hurting America anymore. Drafted. 30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted. 31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried. 31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted. 32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted. I reserve the right to add to this list

@i_am_jackis I think this applies to trading more than it does to investing. Investing is mostly about conviction, relentlessness, consistency and being most greedy when others are most fearful. Also it's about low time preference, delayed gratification and financial prudency.

Great investing is less about perfect analysis and more about conviction, position sizing, speed of decision-making, and emotional control.

@sp4rkl3jumpr0p3 @PeterMcCormack @ZoeJardiniere Lol "30, socialist" 😂 It's ok, you'll grow up someday, most likely 👌

@PeterMcCormack @ZoeJardiniere I refuse to believe someone can type out this sentence and not feel embarrassed

It is really very simple: If you have moved to Dubai to avoid tax, you have chosen an economy based on slavery over one based on taxation. You have chosen slaves over tax. You should be ostracised forever from society.

@sp4rkl3jumpr0p3 @PeterMcCormack @ZoeJardiniere You can refuse to believe all sorts of things, but taxation IS slavery.

Simple plan to gain broad support from the American people in 2026: 1. Mimimize foreign entanglements 2. Release the full Epstein files 3. Secure the border 4. Cut tariffs and taxes to get the economy and stock market roaring again 5. MOST IMPORTANT: Clean up Congress!: ban stock trading while serving, end partisan gerrymandering, reform campaign finance, and pass a constitutional amendment overturning Citizens United

@Rajatsoni Wouldn't that be "misovegany"?

I saw a post on Instagram that explained how men don't eat soy because of misogyny How does someone even go down this rabbithole...

@MartyBent @coinbase @brian_armstrong, why you such a f*ck!ng b!t*h?

Hearing that despite all the efforts and lobbying for bitcoin de minimis tax exemption, it’s none other than @coinbase trying to nuke it behind the scenes to push stablecoins only. Apparently they are telling legislators that, “No one is using bitcoin as money. A de-minimis exemption for bitcoin is a hand out that will be DOA.”

@Steepcurvature @vonderleyen Lmao, this guy 😂🤦

@vonderleyen Sorry what were you saying just before? I was distracted by the noise

Europe needs homegrown, low-carbon energy sources. Nuclear & renewables together have a key role to play Nuclear energy is available around the clock, providing electricity all year. Europe has been a pioneer in nuclear technology. And can lead again ↓ twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@thegarybrecka I love vegetables with my steak, preferably a big, mixed salad (lettuce, radicchio, kale, cherry tomatoes, chickpeas or lentils, eggs, avocado, garlic) 😊

What would you guys add to this for better taste?

@CNN What the actual f*ck is wrong with you people at @CNN?

@Osemka8 Good catch and a logical comparison, BTC/IWM, I never thought about it.

When $BTC starts to break out and outperform low cap stocks $IWM, that meant the Bitcoin bottom was already in BTC has also never been this oversold compared to IWM so if we could see a lot of chasing happen in crypto once we start moving

@satoshiguanaco @k2__investment @KobeissiLetter @paramountplus

@Catoshi86 @k2__investment @KobeissiLetter The Landman on @paramountplus

BREAKING: With US oil prices now up over +$55/barrel in 3 months, rising +100%, our now models indicate US GDP growth will decline by -0.5% if current levels are sustained. That’s equivalent to roughly -$160 billion less economic output.

@satoshiguanaco @k2__investment @KobeissiLetter What is it?

@k2__investment @KobeissiLetter Fucken love that series 👌

@ResisttheMS Yeah, because this is the main issue right now.

TUNE IN: President Trump points out that "women's sports are in deep trouble." "Other than one particular woman's team. That's Miami, where I have my granddaughter on the team!"