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@AnnSogunro This story does not add up. Did you collect loan or you stole money??
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I was 34 years old, jobless, broke, and living in my married younger sister’s BQ.
One morning, I woke up and found the door to my room locked from the outside.
Yes, someone had locked me inside.
I thought it was a mistake.
I banged on the door. I called her number. No answer.
I texted her husband. Delivered. No reply.
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@silverpenydr I will do option 4 within 1 day(24hrs) I would have make over 86m.
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You can only pick one-
1. 100k per day
2. 100m at once
3. 10k per minute
4. 1k per second.
Let me see how smart you all are 😂😂
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@_DeejustDee Let me work with you I swear Iu will love and feel my energy. I can work for free.
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I just love when given the chance to pick my team for projects, some people don’t bring in the energy I need and I end up handling their responsibilities so we can meet SLAs
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@MasterBolaji A child who wrote an exam and score 2/10 should also be considered a brilliant child right??
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No ASUU strike.
No SSANU strike.
No NASU strike.
No COEASU strike.
No ASUP strike.
Now, 4 years truly means 4 years in our universities.
3 years is 3 years in NCE programmes.
ND/HND now run their full 2-year cycles as intended.
BAT you really do this one o.
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School is not a scam.
If you take education seriously it’ll take you places.
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@fattylincorn_01 Whosoever is in this video is dull. The poster of the video is duller. The pple tweeting support of his dullery are dullards.
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Another Peter Obi Lie and HypicrisyBusted With Evidence!😂😂
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Who remembers this notice me bastard?
Sui Generis@officialcheda01
@TheTemiOmosebi My president Commodification of the naira
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@TheTemiOmosebi @topypopo Na God go punish u for this talk . Eyin oloriburuku masafaniyii
Please note, this is not happening in UNILAG alone. Here in the University of Ibadan, there’s a CBN hostel. The hostel fee was 80k and 160k, it increased to 1 MILLION+ after Tinubu’s “reforms”.
gst@wearegst
UNILAG students are being pushed out of housing—priced out of hostels that should be built to accommodate them.
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This is unfortunate, especially given the fact that you claimed to have attended Havard Business School, Cambridge, and Oxford. I am going to dissect your flawed assertions one after the other. So, let's ride :
1. The 41% are “pre-distribution deductions” and not missing money. The @WorldBankGroup clearly states the funds were deducted before distribution, not stolen.
“41% of these earnings was deducted at source before distribution…” SOURCE: punchng.com/faac-deduction…
“Deductions classified as ‘first-line charges’… reduced the pool of funds available” SOURCE: tribuneonlineng.com/world-bank-fla…
2. The deductions are tied to statutory transfers and the cost of collection. These include agencies like NNPCL, Customs, NRS.
“Driven largely by statutory transfers and cost-of-collection charges to MDAs…” SOURCE: bizwatchnigeria.ng/faac-deduction…
“Agencies… funded based on fixed percentages of gross revenue” SOURCE: tribuneonlineng.com/world-bank-fla…
3. Revenue actually increased due to reforms. The same World Bank report confirms revenue growth.
“Gross revenues climbed from ₦17.08tn in 2023 to ₦37.44tn in 2025” SOURCE: punchng.com/faac-deduction…
“Boosted by reforms such as removal of petrol subsidy and FX adjustments” SOURCE: tribuneonlineng.com/world-bank-fla…
4. The real issue is fiscal structure, not disappearance of funds. The Bank describes it as a structural/system issue
“A broader framework of fiscal fragmentation… a parallel spending system” SOURCE: tribuneonlineng.com/world-bank-fla…
“A growing share… is pre-committed, reducing transparency and fiscal space” SOURCE: punchng.com/faac-deduction…
5. Deductions reduce what gets shared, they don’t vanish
“Reducing what is eventually shared among the three tiers of government”
Peter Obi@PeterObi
Nigeria Is Bleeding From Within It is deeply troubling to read recent World Bank reports indicating that, while Nigeria’s Federation Revenue surged to ₦84 trillion in just three years, a staggering 41% —amounting to ₦34.44 trillion —never reached the Federation Account. This sum exceeds the combined ₦34 trillion earmarked for capital projects in the 2024 and 2025 Appropriation Bills, a comparison that underscores the gravity of the situation and signals that something is fundamentally wrong. This is not a mere oversight; it points to institutionalised corruption on a massive scale. In 1994, when the Okigbo Panel reported about $12.4 billion from the Gulf War oil windfall as unaccounted for, Nigerians were outraged and the nation shook with indignation. Today, an even more troubling situation appears to be unfolding, yet it is met with a disquietening silence. We are trapped in a lethal paradox: Earning more as a nation, yet having less to invest in healthcare, education, and infrastructure. From 2025, systemic “deductions” have allowed agencies to capture more resources than entire states and even critical ministries. These leakages explain why countries with fewer resources are out-performing us across key development indices. With such a broken system, how can we fix power, strengthen our schools, build resilient healthcare, or develop critical infrastructure? Nigeria has no business being poor. We must stop these leakages through disciplined, transparent leadership driven by character. It is time to redirect our hijacked resources back to the people and move Nigeria into the league of developed nations. With our collective resolve to change this corruption-infested system, a New Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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@Calmhuman2 @Lewa_Forbes_ It was yeah. Immediately your oerson declared a Muslim Muslim ticket.
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@Lewa_Forbes_ Lol. You forgot "it's a religious war, yes daddy"
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@Lewa_Forbes_ Should they keep their country with the wolves 🐺 you support??
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@Donjaytrix001 Baba don update him profile to Obidient.😂
I pray your sister is rescued. No one deserves to go through what she might be currently experiencing.
A failed system, you can see for yourself how it's being handled by the police. Shebi they don't ask which party you support.
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Jagaban is succeeding
Get in jor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adewale@SoEdunOkanESita
The kidnappers just called me again. They said today is her last day to live. My younger sister has been in kidnappers den since on Monday. Nigeria Police, DSS, Nigerian Army, NSA @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @Brightgoldenboy @HQNigerianArmy please come to our aid. Please rescue my sister alive.
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@AbdullahIs74903 If your story is true.
Your Frnd is a bastard.
Apart from blocking u need to report him.
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"A friend of mine got me angry this morning and I blocked him straight away without looking back."
Early this year, my friend asked me to dash him 1.5M to start a supply business. I read the message but didn't reply because I couldn't imagine gifting him that much money when my own family is in need. I've been hesitating to reply, but he has been blowing up my WhatsApp and texts every single day.
Last night, I requested his account number and sent him 700k. You won't believe that this friend of mine sent the money back.
Was it a good decision to block him?
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I hope you find my account.
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@_tobyblush @force_cyber Coward.
Have you forgotten that the little fool today grows up and become and adult??
That’s being said, leave everything to Karma some of this old folks move in a very way. And yes some children really need to train their mothers every children you meet are not your children
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Until some of you jam people that don’t have forgiving spirit, you won’t understand the consequences of your actions.
Nowadays, everyone wants to be speaking rudely to elderly folks all in the name of ‘train your parents’, ‘train your mothers’. Some will set camera to record themselves aggressively insulting them in public transports. They even go as far as beating them up and they will turn it into content and post it online. Smh
Elders that are old enough to be your parents for that matter!
Life is very fickle. Sometimes a simple “I’m sorry” or “it’s fine ma/sir, I’m not angry” can fix things then everybody goes their separate ways. Try not to step on toes that will later affect your existence in life.
If you know the kind of grace you carry, you’ll be extremely careful offending people, especially strangers. Life is not black and white.
A word is enough.
Șanya11🗿@Sanyaa011
PLEASE TRAIN YOUR MOTHERS.
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@i_raybaba @PastorMarvy @Ladiipo1309 Bro. Light no spoil for my area oo. But for like 48hrs now there hv not being a blink.
I don’t even know how I will iron my office cloth for work 2mao.
The light situation have gone very very worse.
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@PastorMarvy @Ladiipo1309 How una take dey think for God sake. This country is almost in ruins, you said your candidate was better; he has stolen it now and can’t make a sense of it. Insecurity is on the highest since APC came to power, inflation has more than doubled, electricity is crashing daily.
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This guy is enough reason never to vote Peter Obi.
Megatron@Megatron_ron
BREAKING: 🇦🇷 Inflation in Argentina skyrockets above 32% annually and Milei's Government asks for "patience," per CBS
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@Ozoneclemy @egi_nupe Now bastard show where I insulted him.
And me blocking him doesn’t have any impact on him or his account.
I am just tired of seeing unintelligent posts from a so called first class Law graduate. The same guy said Nigerians can’t afford stable electricity.
He needs to be inv.
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@CatuzoP @egi_nupe Otie tida!! Now show me which part of his tweet that encourages ethnocentric politics or did he tell you not to vote your preferred candidate? Is he not entitled to his opinion or is there no polite way of disagreeing with someone instead of coming here to say you will block him
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1. There is nothing wrong in supporting Obi because he’s Igbo. Most of his supporters are Igbo
2. There is nothing wrong in supporting Tinubu because he’s Yoruba. Most of his supporters are Yoruba.
3. There is nothing wrong in supporting Atiku because he’s Hausa/Fulani. Most of his supports are Hausa/Fulani.
All these 3 statements are factual, and independent of one another. They represent the ordinary wish of an average Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa. Let nobody gaslight you with “competence and track record” or “bigotry” bullshit. It’s natural and human. So, if or when any of the above individuals get into office, it’s no brainer that their people will take up the most positions in their government.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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@boye_dele @TheAyo_Akin @HeIsJayjam Pauper supporting APC. Ur future light is dim. Nah why udey wear birthday cloth and down.
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@CatuzoP @TheAyo_Akin @HeIsJayjam I would have answered, only to repeat again what was explained which is well above your brain comprehension. But I wouldn't do that for two reasons;
1. You cannot be ignorant and be arrogant.
2. Bigotry will not make you understand nothing.
Slave? Look at the mirror 😄
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